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I rarely use this blog lmao

Mostly bc i moved completely to my art blog. Likt i post memes AND my writing AND art on there now. So uh follow my art/writing blog bc i will probably never use this blog again. Bye bye everyone

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I want risotto to be COVERED from (almost all) of his head to his toes in tattoos but im not a very creative person yk?

Like the only real estate for more is his face and some of his neck.

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I just realized that, for my Risotto body mod hcs, most ppl wont know wtf im talking about bc im like such an expert on the topic.

I don’t mean it in a degrading “im smarter than u lol” way, i genuinely think ppl will need to google majority of this stuff lmao. Like if I wasn’t in the body modification community i wouldn’t know wtf most of that is either yk?

But oh well i still gotta write it. I was thinking of drawing a reference image so ppl know what im talking about but nahhh. No thanks <3 im already almost done anw

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Should i finish another draft or should i make a Keicho draft???

There is like a solid 3 Keicho fics on tumblr 🪦 i haven’t checked ao3 yet but im not very optimistic ://

This is urgent!! KEICHO FUCKERS RISE‼️

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༝̩̩̥͙ ༓༝̩̩̥͙ ⊹ JJBA Masterlist ⊹༝̩̩̥͙ ༓༝̩̩̥͙

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Angst= 🖤

Smut= 🔞

Fluff= ☁️

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☆.｡.:*Hazamada.｡.:*☆

General Hazamada Headcanons

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☆.｡.:*Risotto Nero.｡.:*☆

RISOTTO NERO IS A METAL ELITIST AND HATES TIK TOK

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I just realized i havent done a jjba masterlist lemme do that now

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|◁ II RISOTTO HATES TIK TOK II ▷|

Just a silly head canon that fits him tbqh. All in good fun. Don’t take this too seriously.

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He hates Tik Tok so much because he HATES mainstream stuff, but also because of the way they treat anything alternative over there. “They rip the soul and passion from it! They turn it into a trend that dies in a month! Tik Tok is a plague on society!” He says, banging his fists on the table.

Risotto is one of those metal fans that HATES nu metal. “Tik tok metal,” he calls it. Little does he know, he listens to nu metal bands.

He never installed Tik Tok or any other social media, so when he found out Metallica had been taken over by Eddie Munson fans it broke his fucking heart. He now HATES Stranger Things AND Eddie Munson. Don’t tell him you like Stranger Things. He will give you the stink eye.

He also HATES modern pop punk (understandable honestly). To him, it’s just a mockery of actual pop punk. To him, it’s Tik Tok men have never struggled in their lives complaining about how shitty their ex is. And to him, all pop punk fans are 14-17 year old e-girls that trend surf and think black eye liner is goth. “It’s all so corporate,” he says, “no feeling, no meaning. Just some relatable words and bad notes meant to make money.” He became a devoted Christian to pray away Machine Gun Kelly and his fans from the alternative music community.

He doesn’t listen to a lot of goth music and isn’t very submerged in the goth community, but he’s so aggressive about Wednesday and people that like it. He hasn’t even watched it!! “I don’t need to watch it to know it’s mainstream crap!” He says.

The rest of La Squadra thinks it’s hilarious the way he gets so heated. Except Ghiaccio. He’s not even alternative, but he’s a hater. He loves hating on everyone and everything, but especially popular things AND Gen z.

Illuso purposely alerts Risotto when there’s new drama on the Tik Tok alt community. He frames it as concern and awareness, but we all know he does it because he thinks it’s funny seeing Risotto so pissed off over something so small.

Prosciutto thinks it’s pathetic. He admires Risotto for his strength, his stoicism, and his level head. Risotto is the leader of la fucking squadra di esecuzione, yet cannot handle some people he will never meet enjoying something that isn’t hurting anyone.

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Melone would look SO good with a monroe piercing. And i think he would like gold jewelry or bright bioflex jewelry.

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random phinks headcanons nobody asked for

takes uno way too seriously

he had eyebrows once but he shaved those off too because he thought it looked cool, deeply regrets it because they never grew back

really likes bread and mustard

goes days without showering and just puts on more deoderant / cologne to compensate. also he (and probably other troupe members) are noseblind to their own stink.

literally one of the worst people to get high with

he reads manga the wrong way and everytime someone tries to tell him he gets annoyed

i ran out of phinks headcanons

one time when feitan was a kid he went to punch someone and missed and fell over and got embarrassed he just killed the person + witnesses

feitan blames all of his farts on phinks

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✧.* Hazamada Head Canons ✧.*

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These aren’t romantic. Just some hcs.

He’s a STEM major. After the events of DiU he became a software engineer. It pays good money and it’s an easy job, just not that fun.

He’s very book smart, but not street smart. That’s why he likes math and science; they have rigid answers and solid ways to find the answers.

His hobbies are sketching, sculpting, reading manga, and collecting anime figures. He always wanted to be able to draw amazingly like manga artists and for a while wanted to be a manga artist himself, but didn’t because he’s not very creative. He became a sculptor to make his own anime figures, but he still likes to collect official figures. It gives him pride. He wants to have a HUGE collection of manga and anime figures when he moves out of his parents house (they aren’t supportive of his interests).

He’s bisexual but will NEVER admit it, to others and himself. He pretends he’s not by being homophobic.

He was good friends with Keicho and they knew each other for before the arrow incident. Hazamada was one of the first people Keicho pierced, because Keicho knew how much willpower Haza had in his heart.

He kinda has a frenemy relationship with Surface. Playfully mean but sometimes they’re actually mean.

Surface is taller than him by a few centimeters.

He fucked Surface pretending it’s his crush. And anime characters he wishes were real. Multiple times. He has no modesty. No shame.

Haza only has pants and long sleeves in his wardrobe. If its hot then oh well ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ but if he’s in his room and it’s hot he just strips. He makes sure to lock AND barricade his door so no one walks in on him.

You’d think he’s a cat person, but he’s not. Nor a dog person. He doesn’t like animals. And he HATES children. And he thinks plants are a hindrance. He also doesn’t want a roommate. He lives completely alone, but he doesn’t mind. He likes his peace.

He doesn’t like spicy food. His stomach can handle it, it’s his tongue that can’t.

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Me reading an X reader fanfic:

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Phinks snores like “honk shoo honk shoo”

Nobunga snores like “honk mi mi mi”

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hi!! congratulations on 100 followers love!! 💗

can i request prompt 1 (fluff) from list 1, “go with me?” “as long as you hold my hand.”, and prompt 100 from list 2, “you love me?” “of course i do, you dork.” with Phinks?

thank you so much, and congrats!! i love your writing 💗💗

Hello love! Thanks and sorry this took so long, i'm doing my best to clear my requests out! Enjoy! (Also docs said this had 2k words so have fun)

Warnings: none i think?? gn reader although i did mention the word schoolgirl once or twice..

When you hear of the Phantom Troupe what exactly do you think of? When hearing that name most people think of cold blooded murders and thieves who enjoy other people's suffering. They thought of psychopaths completely void of any emotion whatsoever and only care about themselves. They weren’t completely wrong of course, the Troupe did kill and steal and a lot of them enjoyed it and could do it with a smile on their face. But times like these honestly made you believe otherwise.

You sweatdropped as you stared at the trio of men- who mind you were acting more like boys- playing the water gun games. They kept shoving each other playfully pushing each other, if you count playfully as using nen to shove the other. Yeah, times like these really did make you believe otherwise.

“What a bunch of children” Machi mumbled to herself, taking a sip of her soda. Pakunoda chuckles ”you would do the same thing if you were them’’ you nod along with the 2 females. As the three of you were talking your eyes slowly drifted to Phinks admiring him. His wild smile as he sprayed water at Shalnark making you crack a grin.

He was undeniably good looking and when he smiled? Man when he smiled it was like your whole world had stopped. Turning his head Phinks made eye contact with you and if it was even possible his smile widened, suddenly remembering his goal of him playing the game he whipped his head back to the game applying more pressure to the trigger on the spray gun, ignoring Feitan and Shalnark.

Soon enough a loud ringing filled your ears forcing you to zone back, noticing Phinks’ signature grin. “yes!” Phinks shouts, excitement clearly laced in his voice. You smile gently at his child-like behavior as Shalnark and Feitan pout playfully. “What a child” Feitan mutters under his breath making Shalnark laugh as Phinks proceeds to flip the man off and continue taking his time to choose the perfect stuffie. Soon enough he told the carny which one he wanted. After grabbing it he turns around making his way towards you, the stuff bear tucked his arm in hopes not to spoil the surprise.

“Hey” he says with a smile. “Hey Phinks” you smile back. Reaching back to scratch his neck with his left hand he hands you the stuffed animal that was tucked under his right arm. “Uh i won this for you...b-but don’t feel pressured to take it or anything it was a spur of the moment decision! I just thought you would find it cool..or um something” he says trailing off in the end. He was clearly nervous and it was evident in the way he talked, even his posture! Your eyes widened at the gesture looking at the bear in awe. It’s fur was dirty blonde with brown eyes and a black nose. It wore a green and white striped shirt similar to a referee. “Awe it’s adorable” you said looking at it. “I love it, Phinks thank you!” you say happily taking the bear in your hands. He let out a breath of relief he didn’t even know he had been holding. Looking at him with the biggest grin “I’m gonna name it Spinx” you said cheerfully he blushed.

Phinks look at the bright ferris wheel not too far from you two. It was bright and changed all the colors of the rainbow. “Go with me?” he asks, nudging his head towards the ferris wheel. your eyes widened. He wanted to ride the ferris wheel with you? “Uh you don’t have to i-if you don’t want to, it was just a spur of the moment decision” he sputters out. You look down at Sphinx, feeling a sudden burst of confidence, you smile. You put your hand out “only if you hold my hand” he blushed a bright shade of pink before looking away and took your outstretched hand. “Uh- yeah sure” you smile. Out of the corner you see Feitan whisper something to Shalnark causing the blonde to nod. “I’m gonna go with Phinks, see ya later!” you exclaimed to Pakunoda and Machi. The girls nodded. Machi smirked and Pakunoda smiled at you. “Let's go” you told Phinks. He nodded.

“You look really handsome today,” you told Phinks, admiring his outfit. He wore a red shirt, green leather jacket, black jeans and a basic pair of converse. He grinned. “You think so?” he questioned you. You hummed, swinging your guys hands back and forth. “Don’t get me wrong you look good in your regular tracksuit but it’s refreshing to see you in something different every once in a while.’’ he chuckles. “You look good too Y/n” he says. You smile.

“You got a favorite song?” he says. You look at him quizzically before looking down at your shirt. You wore a plain black and white Metallica t-shirt with a dark pair of ripped jeans and a plain pair of adidas shoes. “Ohhhhhh” you say which causes you both to laugh. “Yeah I got a couple favorites, although I think master of puppets or for whom the bell tolls are my top favorites.” you state. He nods. “I really like their song ride the lightning, it’s a great workout song. Although I'm more of an Iron Maiden fan” he says. You nod. “They're cool, what’s your favorite song by them?” Without even thinking he replies with “only the good die young, sometimes it reminds me of Meteor City.” you nod understandingly. Having grown up in Meteor City yourself you understood where he was coming from.

After talking about music you finally made it to the ferris wheel and got on. You squeezed Phinks’ hand. “I love the ferris wheel but I can’t lie and say I'm not scared of heights’’ you chuckled. He nods, squeezing your hand back. “Man, I'm sorry. I wouldn’t haven’t picked this ride” you only shake your head as the ferris wheel slowly makes its way to the top. “Phinks” you say moving your head to stop looking at the view and meet his eyes. Geez his eyes. You never knew why, but you loved his eyes. You could stare at them for days. You smiled. “You could have invited me on the highest, most scariest ride here” you stated with a smile. “And I would have said yes.”

Phinks stared at your eyes. Your eyes held no lies and only the truth. “You mean it?” you only giggled. “Of course silly, and if we're being honest? You're the only one I would let take me on such a high ride like this.” His eyes widened at your words. “If i wasn’t mistaken Y/n I would think you were flirting.” Phinks wasn’t sure about his statement. He couldn’t tell if he was joking, or genuinely asking if you were flirting. But boy, he sure did hope you were flirting. Phinks remembered that you were one of- if not the first Troupe member ( except for Chrollo who was the founder). You were the reason Phinks had joined the Troupe. When Chrollo came to him with the proposition of joining, he wasn’t sure. Yeah he wanted to leave Meteor City but with a bunch of people he didn’t know? Phinks had to kill and steal his whole life but he knew what would happen. They would become wanted everywhere. They would be watched and hunted with every corner they turned. Hated by hundreds and he didn’t know if he could deal with that. But then again he could have hot and fresh food, clean clothes on his back and a warm home. Did he want that? “You don’t have to,” you had said. “But imagine having everything you ever wanted and no longer having to live in this hell hole.” you had crossed your arms and sat next to him. “Imagine having a home to go to, friends to talk to, fresh food and new clothes that don’t stink of sweat and dirt. You would be strong too, nobody could hurt you again” you said. Your voice went soft at the last sentence as you noticed the fresh bruises that littered his body. Probably a fight over food and from the looks of it he didn’t win. You stood up and stretched your hand out to him like you did earlier. You grinned down at him “So how ‘bout it blondie?”

The rest was history and he had been pining over you since the day you convinced him to join, little did he know you felt the exact same.

You smiled at Phinks. It had been years since your feelings had developed. What was once a simple schoolgirl crush on the blonde haired man had morphed into love. You loved him, and you were tired of waiting around. It was time to tell him. “And if I am flirting Phinks?” You asked, a smirk etched on your face. Phinks blushed. So you were flirting? Before he could say something you cut him off.

You closed your eyes and took a deep breath. “I love you” you blurted out. Dammit. Well there goes that speech you had made up in your head. You know that speech you made up in one minute? Yeah that one.

Phinks eyes had widened drastically, a blush spread across his face. “You- you love me?” you smiled. “Of course I love you, you dork.” His eyes widened. “Phinks it’s time I come clean with you. Since I got to know you I have liked you. At first it was some stupid schoolgirl crush. I thought I would get over it at some point but I just- I couldn’t. No matter how hard I tried. It just would not go away.” you sighed. Looking at the night sky, the ferris wheel rounded again making i’s way to the top a second time. Only this time it stopped. Wow you thought. What a perfect time to confess my feelings.

“Boss made me stop working missions with you. The Troupe all just thought it was because of how close Chrollo and I are. He sees me as family and I see him the same way. But he did it for Troupe purposes.” You paused and took a deep breath and met his eyes once more. “Because after a while it was no longer a harmless crush. I was in love. At least on my end it was. Every job we went on together I worried about you. I loved you so much I couldn't stand seeing you hurt, rather that it was physically or emotionally. I love you Phinks. I always have and I probably always will.”

Phinks was shocked. You loved him? Like how he loved you? Phinks had loved you since you had first met, pretty much love at first sight. So to hear that you reciprocate his feelings was amazing to hear. But he didn’t know how to feel right now. Should he feel like the luckiest man on the earth or the biggest idiot on the planet for not noticing you always loved him. He didn't know. He could figure it out later, it was a eureka moment for him currently. So with a sudden burst of what he couldn’t differentiate from either cockiness or confidence he leaned in and kissed you. You were shocked to say the least but easily relaxed.

Pulling away you grinned like a mad man. “So you like me too I'm guessing, or did you just slip?” you giggled. “Not like, love. I love you Y/n, since the moment i met you i loved you” you both grinned now. “Be mine?” Phinks asked. You only hummed grabbing him by his shirt and pulling him in for another kiss.

BONUS PART;

“I’m shocked they never noticed that the ferris hasn’t moved since they got to the top.” Machi said, leaning back in her shared seat with Pakunoda. Shalnark nodded, fiddling with something on his bat-like phone, and just like that the ferris wheel started moving again. “Better yet” Feitan starts “I’m shocked they did not notice us...following them. We didn’t even conceal..our auras.’ Shalnark and Pakunoda laughed at that, Machi mumbling out a ‘honestly’. “I wanna say that i’m shocked they didn’t even notice us get on the ferris wheel but then again Y/n and Phinks have the same amount of brain cells” Shalnark says with a giggle. “If anything they share the same 1 brain cell” Machi says with a laugh as they get off the ferris wheel.

Pakunoda chuckles “do you two just enjoy slandering your best friends?” Pakunoda says with a smile. Feitan raises his hand “do not forget about me, i..also enjoy slandering my friends.” This causes them to laugh. “I’ll catch up with you three in a minute, I forgot to take my needle out of that carny controlling the ferris wheel!” Shalnark explains running back to the carny.

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Phantom Troupe road trip hcs

Im on a road trip myself right now. Guess which character is the most autobiographical. Or don’t, you probably don’t care. The characters I don’t care about aren’t here. This was written and posted on mobile, so format might be weird and I didn’t care to fix every mistake. Capitalization isn’t consistent.

**nsfw themes in hisoka’s blurb, it’s at the end and exaggerated for comedy**

Chrollo: Has to pee more than anyone else in the car. He refuses to do it on the side of the road, even though he’s endowed with the right equipment. When everyone yells at him that he just went, he’ll ignore the hate and stare straight ahead. Will insist that hisoka gets the front seat. “Machi, don’t be heartless, he gets carsick”

Feitan: he won’t eat any of his snacks until the drive back. He gets off on everyone else being jealous that he still has food. Gets a window seat with plenty of legroom, cause everyone knows it’s not worth an argument. He’s gonna be sour no matter what. He also is incredibly mean when stops have to be made. To normal people, getting mad at bathroom breaks seems like an incredibly hypocritical thing to do, as we all have to go at some point. But feitan is in no danger of having to pee any time soon. He’s extremely dehydrated. For some fucking reason, idk. In any case, you must decide what’s more important to you: not pissing yourself, or his good opinion.

Phinks: one of the drivers. He will fall asleep if he doesn’t have the bag of pretzels on the middle console at all times. Or at least that’s what he threatens. He’s the one farting, look no further. He and Shalnark are both super pumped to see some hum-dee-dum roadside attraction that no one could give a rat’s ass about. “Guys, come on, it’s the worlds first city in America to have a Hot Dog Mayor, and you’re really trying to rob yourselves of the chance to meet him?”

Shalnark: he’s got the mad libs and the Pringle’s. He also has a bunch of those huge bulky adapters to make sure his PSP and whole ass Wii U will be charged. He’s the one raising the mood in the car and defending chrollo even tho he knows it’s wack that the man pisses this much. His gas station candy choices are super weird; they all have some weird gimmick or overly complicated way to eat it, as well as several different components that double as choking hazards. I’m other words, he buys the “watermelon toilet bomb with a mystery flavor hidden in the bowl! Now in blue flavor!” He could have died on Everest’s summit and have less blue lips.

Shizuku: just does not understand mad libs

Shalnark: ok! I need a plural noun!

Shizuku: Easter Sunday!

Shalnark: ok anyone else

They purposely wait until she’s asleep to play mad libs. She also has to pee a lot, but she’s spared the embarrassment of having to ask every time since they’re already stopping for chrollo. Will unintentionally bring up a super controversial topic of conversation, and not bother to listen to the ensuing havoc. When the dust settles, the rest will realize she’s been asleep for the last hour and a half

Nobunaga: gets stuck with the middle seat every time. He only gets to drive when phinks needs a break. His phone is dead. He forgot his headphones. Uvo borrowed his neck pillow and won’t give it back. He just got a call; his VCR was repossessed. He gets up when they stop at a gas station, and finds out he was sitting on an open Milky Way. His kimono is ruined. His spirit is broken. His excitement to see Ol’ Faithful is the only thing keeping him sane. Wait until someone bothers to tell him they’re not going to Yellowstone

Machi: she gets the front seat every time. Everyone knows that. but somehow, Hisoka got it this time. She sits in the back with her lips as thin as her patience for hisoka’s aux privileges. Unfortunately for everyone, chrollo is a huge fan of They Might be Giants. The same songs are played over and over again the whole trip. Machi weeps as she has to fend for herself in the back against uvo and his aggressive sleep tendencies

Paku: is somehow thriving. Took a fulfilling nap, activated her credit card, and is finally getting around to listening to that album she’s been meaning to get to. This free time is her vacation. She packs light, isn’t any trouble, is quiet for most of the time and is happy to trade seats if someone’s throwing a fit. She’s the ideal travel partner.

Uvo: has a super comfortable neck pillow

Hisoka: He’s almost coming his pants thinking about how mad the rest of the troupe will be when he finally reveals that he left his luggage back home. He doesn’t even like They Might be Giants, he just knows how much machi hates them. He can feel her blood lust from the back and he can hardly contain his boner. Phinks, I say this as a friend, please make sure your pretzel grabbing hand doesn’t stray too far from home

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Head canon: Feitan is unnaturally flexible. He can bend his fingers backwards and hold a cup that way. It freaks the fuck out of Phinks. Feitan likes to subtly do it from time to time and pretend it’s normal. Just to tease Phinks when he notices

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Made this account specifically because there are no good Uvo x Reader fics out there.

No offense to the one’s I haven’t seen but I’m sick of non-con and dub-con fics with Uvo

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Phantom Troupe random habit headcanons

I just love writing for the spiders so much, so here’s some hcs I had about habits they might have; Shalnark;

- checks his phone for the time, even if there’s a clock - Interrupts people while they talk

Phinks;

- falls asleep in his day clothes? Like, whatever he wore out, happens at least a few times a week. - cracking knuckles, all the time without even noticing

Shizuku;

- Doesn’t reply to most texts, not because she doesn’t want to though. She reads them, goes to do something else, & forgets to reply because she forgot it even happened. Oopsie! 

Chrollo;

- Stays up SUPER late when he’s deep in thought or unhappy. - does not eat the bottom of bananas ( so valid, it’s nasty! )

Uvo;

- Eats SUPER fast, chews a little loud. He knows it, he simply doesn’t care. It’s kind of a pride thing for him, like a sport maybe? - Eats the bottom part of bananas ( wtf Uvo!! )

Nobunaga;

- clicks his nails against tables/the floor/etc whatever is close when he’s nervous or bored. - when he’s eating a regular meal, he eats the food he likes the least first. Best for last right?

Feitan;

- Often says “nevermind” instead of finishing a sentence. - Never sleeps facing a wall, never even sits facing a wall ( while in public ) because he’s always on edge & needs to see his surroundings.