apocalyptic-chaos

[apocalyptic-chaos]

this is fred, the dot.

fred wants to grow into a beautiful tree, but sadly has no branches

reblog to give fred a branch

i will post fred status updates as he grows

[apocalyptic-chaos]

Come talk to me if y'all want

[apocalyptic-chaos]

hey asshole! you lifted up the rock and now I have to scuttle! motherfucker!

[apocalyptic-chaos]

Is anybody else just really scared

[apocalyptic-chaos]

Future Grandkid: Grandpa, what was it like when Obama was president?

Me: Aah, yes… the Homestuck President.

[apocalyptic-chaos]

I always see people making art of Michael with reeeally crazy spirally hair, BUT consider:

Micheal with an equally crazy beard.

[apocalyptic-chaos]

My partner made a terrible comment about Minecraft's bundles that I think tumblr would appreciate.

So, you know how you need to remove all the items in the order they appear in up until you reach the one you actually want, right? Which- Gets super messy and ends up with 300 inventory items dropped on the ground while you're digging in your bag to get that goddamn pot.

Well. Uh. They noted, with their very limited knowledge on it, that uh...

they literally reinvented homestuck's terrible captchalogue's systems, huh

[apocalyptic-chaos]

Today, I was feeling very not good, so I went out (movement + fresh air) and bought a lego set (reward) which I am now building (positive activity) on the floor (grounding).

Depression is afraid of me.

[apocalyptic-chaos]

yeah, sorry i exhibited symptoms of the disorder i told you i have. it will happen again because i have that disorder and will continue having it. hope this helps!! 🫶🫶🫶

[apocalyptic-chaos]

if anyone can read whatever the hell this is. its happening lmao

[apocalyptic-chaos]

The Distortion

[apocalyptic-chaos]

you! tumblr user!

[apocalyptic-chaos]

can you reblog a two-part post in the correct order?

[apocalyptic-chaos]

Ryan: "Come from the left if yes, come from the right if no."

Ghost: [desperately staring at it's thumbs, trying to figure out where left and right is]

[apocalyptic-chaos]

Watching the new ghost files video right now, and "go towards the red light if", "go towards the blue light if", "go towards the blue-"

HAVE WE CONSIDERED COLOURBLIND GHOSTS

[apocalyptic-chaos]

ryan and i 🤝 allergic to being kind to ourselves

[apocalyptic-chaos]

Think of all the worms you can fit in your Strange Aeons brand tote bag. or like other stuff or whatever.

Get one on my store if you are in need of a vessel for stuff.