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I’m in love with this book, its characters and its story

I hardly ever pick up a book if it doesn’t include at least some smut. This book however, doesn’t contain any. In most cases that would put me off but I saw fake dating and hockey then the sprinkle of ‘brother’s best friend’/’childhood crush’ and fake dating and my interest was peaked.

Imagine stars hollow from Gilmore Girls, the nice little town. Now picture a guy that is the equivalent of all of the best bits of Rory’s boyfriends. That is Logan Barnes. This man, omfg this man, is the perfect book boyfriend.

I was given the pleasure of reading this book a little bit before it officially came out and honestly what an honour it has been. The ending of this book was so cute that I cried! Literal tears were leaking down my face!!

Honestly no matter how much I gush, my brain physically cannot find the words to explain how good this book is. I'm talking it came out today and I am ready to buy a paperback! What I will tell you though is:

Hockey player/Social media manager (she's also an ex figure skater)

He only truly smiles around her

HE PLANS A DATE AND PART OF IT IS TO A BOOKSTORE AND AND AND HE PICKS A BOOK FOR HER AND SHE PICKS ONE FOR HIM!!! And god when is it my turn! They’re not even dating at this point and I have never fallen in love with a man so fast before in my whole life and I have so many book boyfriends I could have one for every day for the rest of my life.

Childhood crush

A {redacted} to {redacted} by Taylor Swift on the ice after getting the rest of the players to hand her a bouquet of individual roses with the thorns removed so she doesn't cut herself.

A cat called Evil Demon Spawn (Mr Eds for short)

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Evil Boys by Clarissa Wild

If you use the trigger warnings list as a shopping list then this is the book for you becasue oh my god! You know those secret kinks you have that you would possibly be to scared to try but has you hiding your face as you blush beat red between the pages of your book? The ones that if you’re brave enough, you’ll sneakily slide the page over to your partner in hopes they get ideas? You know the ones I’m on about.

Then look no further, especially if one or more of those things are;

Praise kink - both good girl and good boy

Somnophilia

Sadism

Dub-con

Knife play (insertion)

Gun play (insertion)

Breath play/ choking

Blood play

Primal play

Anal play and plugs

Sex toys including a strap on and possibly a sybian

Prostate orgasms

Degradation

Public sex

Cum eating

Forced orgasms

Women with knives (Hey, don’t give me that look. We’re on about your kinks here not mine.)

Double penetration

Spritroasting

Double vaginal penetration

Spitting

Hot men in masks

Pegging

Possessive partners

Wanting to get a hot tattoed guy with possible adhd on his knees begging to worship your body like you’re his personal goddess.

Whimpering men - may not technically be a kink but I’m counting it because that shit is hot.

Ememies to lovers fans eat your hearts out because this, this, is the best enemies to lovers I’ve read. You know the kind of enemies to lovers you see in fanfic and wish you could have in a published book? Yeah? Then trust me and take a peak at this story.

Right so we all love black cat x golden retriever relationships right? Okay so now imagine; black cat fmc, golden retriever mmc and two doberman mmc. Now add so much spice that not only can your ancestors can taste it, but every single past life you’ve ever had will feel the taste of that spice on their tongue.

Have you ever looked as a really hot woman and gone “I would let her do so many things to my body”? Perhaps in that mental image it includes some knife play, standing on you or even worshipping her body? Well, Milo certainly has and after finishing this book, I honestly cannot blame him.

Have you ever wanted a masked man to break into your room and have you grind against their thigh until you cum all over them?

Have you ever wanted to find out who the masked man who has been giving you the best orgasms of your life and kissing you senseless was and know that there’s 3 possible people so you break into their house and demand to find out who it was. Only to end up on a sex toy cumming so much that you have to beg for them to stop, beg for their kisses while all 3 guys are looking at you with their lust shining in their eyes?

Have you ever been wanted to be called a ‘filthy little slut’ and a ‘fucking good girl’ in the same breath? Then pick up this book and enjoy the ride.

Here’s a little bit about each of the characters.

Lana. Lana is the first person we meet and our female main character. She has a very protective older brother who warned her off of the phantoms; Nathan, Kai and Milo. She’s the woman every person wants; shes smart, both dominant and submissive, kills pedophiles. Just the perfect package. She starts the book on her knees for them but ends with them on thier knees for her. And just ✨women✨ yano?

Kai. This bitch? He’s the most visbly intimidating. But honestly smash. He’s bind in one eye and has a scar going from his brow to his cheek. This fucker is the scariest, viloence wise, dominant and the most romantic guy and i too have fallen in love with him.

Nathan. Blond hair, blue eyes, big dick, domanant (although for someone he may become submissive. Who? Well, that would be telling.), comforting. He would whip you, make you cum so many times that you’re sobbing and cumming dry then tuck you in and if you wanted would probably read you a bedtime story.

Milo. As soon as I saw the word tie I knew he would be my favourite (What? Ya girl has a type) but not even I expected to love Milo as much as I do. As much as I am not a dominant person, I am a simp. If a man wants to get on his knees and worship me while calling me his queen and looking at me like I am his goddess, then who am I to tell him no?

These four together are the embodiment of ‘touch them and die’ and it couldn’t make me happier.

If you like both men and women you may come out of this book wondering who you’d wanna get on your knees for more.

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Enemies with Benefits by Lavender Fields

Stars: 4.5

Time taken to read: 6 hours

Pages: 343

Character opinions: | love this book. Both MC's are pretty relatable and interesting characters. Finley is 100% my favourite character. Colby and Ezra are so cute. Ilove Colby's parents however the RAGE I felt towards Ezra's parents was astronomical! If I see his dad, I swear to everything holy, it's on SIGHT!

Favourite quote: Colby threw open the stall door, slamming it against the wall and screamed at Finley, "If I was in a gay relationship, I'd be the top! Right?"

"Listen, man." Finley rested a gentle hand on Colby's shoulder. " You know I'II love you whether you're straight, gay, or a furry but no. You would not be the top, you're a bottom boy."