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when ur on the brink of fun and remember everything you need to do

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I think the worst part about getting your ass eaten by a clown is the rubber nose squeaking every time you push back against his face.

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you know misogyny is real and alive when men start making jokes about KILLING women for not wearing makeup.

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i want to be like you: the strongest hero.

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“if you’re straight then why did you say she was hot”

yo i’m straight not blind

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WHY DON’T U JUST FEED YOUR CHILDREN WITH ALL THAT FOOD U DON’T HAVE IN THE CUPBOARDS?? WHERE’S THE TIN OF SOUP U GOT FROM THE FOOD BANK LAST WEEK? CHECKMATE, PAUPER THIEVES

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17 People Who Didn’t Get What They Ordered In 2016

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Me during the day: “I’m going to bed early tonight :)”

Me at 3 AM:

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idk if any of yall are following the montana special election but the republican candidate just body slammed a journalist so a sanders-endorsed candidate that was already beating him greatly in the polls now might be literally guaranteed a win…..in a deeply conservative state

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Why do we even need to ask for help? She is totally innocent. What we really need to ask for is to make police accountable for their actions.

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all public school anti-bullying activism is extremely transparent and meaningless

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i can’t believe my girlfriend is a space goddess

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