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you know you're too deep when you start calling your favourite characters "stupid fuck" and "asshole"

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I love Enlighter. Most annoying man you've ever met in your life actually does stand for truth and justice. Refuses to stop being complete pill about it in very petty ways. Motivated primarily by spite and envy but unwilling to lie or cheat to get ahead. WILL go through your entire internet history to drag out all your receipts just because you beat him in a popularity contest. Still isn't actually revealing anything untrue or even misleading.

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Being demisexual and bi is funny to me. Anyone can hit it but you must suffer The Gauntlet first

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we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies

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hate an x reader fic do not put me in a situation

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and in a dream your future had a voice and he spoke like me (art cr. holythese)

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TEN WAYS of admitting youre wrong in an ego preserving way

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I’ll light ur cigar any day sir

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hey man i think your twink is disturbed. On a very deep fundamental and psychological level

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stupid asshole that i hate

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Dear Diary,

Today I have acquired a new blorbo. It is, of course, a wretched little man with a somewhat twisted sense of honour. I put him in my blorbo basket and carried him home. Tomorrow I shall display him on the mantel when my friend comes for tea.

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they said we're gnna give the most insufferable man in the world the biggest wettest eyes imaginable and i fell for it like a chump

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i think we should normalize not only queerplatinic relationships, but queerplatonic situationships as well

why should aromantic people miss out on the emotional damage of a situationship?

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i know his ass is doxxing people on league of legends