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I know adverbs are controversial, but "said softly" means something different than "whispered" and this is the hill I will die on.

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you know a joke that never EVER gets old is when a character says smth like “I will NOT go to [place] and that is FINAL” and then it cuts to them in that place I eat that shit up every single time

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sure yeah the vampire can come. Inside

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quaker oats is disgusting and I will go out of my way to never eat anything made by them again. they kept at least one factory so disgusting that when the FDA said Hey you need to actually follow health regulations (in response to a MASSIVE fucking recall due to contamination that made a ton of people sick, and anecdotally myself and several people I know got sick from food that was NOT recalled) they said actually it would be too hard to follow health regulations and SHUT THE FACTORY DOWN INSTEAD

AND THEY TARGET SO MANY OF THEIR PRODUCTS AT CHILDREN

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went to an elementaryschool musical production and they started the show with the director saying: "Now there's some very small viewers here today, so just so you know. There will be a scary character later in the show. This is her," and a girl in a kinda scary ghost outfit did a creepy walk across the stage, the stood up straight and did a cheery wave, "but remember, it's just Nina. She's pretending to be scary."

Aaaand i would very much like for horror movies to have that as a little bonus feature you can chose. Let me start a movie with Guillermo del Toro showing me a scary ghost that might jump at me, but don't worry, thats just Doug!

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love lying in job applications. Like. What the hell, sure. I am suited to fastpaced high pressure environments. No i will not kill anyone if i get even a little stressed out

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the male womb is just located deeper in the man. uou have to try harder

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fuck yesssss they just gavwe me early access to all of the future grief i could possibly imagine for myself 😍

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at this point i only feel safe in the company of internet perverts . these are like the only people left who you can count on to not let the fascism enter their body when they encounter a weird person

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you can’t talk about vampires and their views on menstrual blood anywhere else besides here. On account of the stigma

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Went to take this picture of this insane bigfoot sex sign and only after opening my camera did i notice the entire flock of little chickens chilling in the dirt. life is good again

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Sigh. Finally watched a complete unknown and maybe a big part of it is due to my period hormones but it left me crying, mournful, sad, inspired, frustrated, and revived and now I feel the need to start treating myself with the respect and care I deserve and start treating myself like the fucking artist I am because that is at my core and I can’t desert that part of myself that is so integral to my entire being

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Two Women Teaching a Child to walk by Rembrandt.

Circa 1640, sketch

British Museum, London