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lake wants to kill and gnash and gnash my bones I think
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horse posing for a photograph taken by a human in a pink jacket using an iphone this image is angled so that we can see the screen of the iphone which displays a beautiful image of the horse from a close up perspective more head on than the one we view it from while the horse appears humorous with its nose close to the camera and its eyes very cute and kind looking its ears angle backward implying it is not very happy to have its photo taken however this modern world is a world of constant surveillance and documentation and sadly this dear horse must get with the times however disconcerting it may be
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Could yall stop shooting each other outside my window im trying to masturbate
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say what you will about the reserve bank of india these are some cracking coins
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My girlfriend? No, you misheard me, it's my girled friend. Yeah, the forcefemmers nabbed her off the street a couple months ago. Yeah I mean, she's having a hard time readjusting to life outside the basement, but there's a spark in her eyes I haven't seen since we were 11 so that's cool
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I love when coworkers are like i went to a post malone concert thats so coworker of them
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Back when i worked i spent 8 hours packaging chicken skewers and the first day i was so exhausted that i couldn't stop shaking and whenever i closed my eyes to sleep i kept seeing chicken skewers and i couldn't get the smell out of my clothes so i did my best to picture images of The Beatles instesd but they kept fading & turned into chicken skewers like in some horrible nightmare and i was miserable
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