arandomguy163
arandomguy163
Pizza Jesus
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he/they french, russian + english undisputed king of breakfast food
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arandomguy163 · 5 years ago
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yall know what a dorcopsis is?
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arandomguy163 · 5 years ago
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god uhhh
been a while lol
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arandomguy163 · 6 years ago
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*friends car is locked*
Friend: stop pulling the handle
Me:
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arandomguy163 · 6 years ago
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received this incomprehensible email from my ornithology professor
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arandomguy163 · 6 years ago
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governments asleep post fat pikachu
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arandomguy163 · 6 years ago
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LEGEND
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arandomguy163 · 6 years ago
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I need to be revising for my Russian grammar test tomorrow but I got distracted by figuring out how to say “give me 50,000 fucking bees”
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arandomguy163 · 6 years ago
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if you told me this was a picture of some middle america algebra teacher i would absolutely believe you
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arandomguy163 · 6 years ago
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E N E R G Y
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arandomguy163 · 6 years ago
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people who hate chatty cats are the worst like. your small friend is singing a song just for you! they have things to say! listen to them
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i wrote half an essay in 20mins today when it’s not even due for another 4 weeks, reblog this to have a productivity lightning bolt strike you like it did me today
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arandomguy163 · 6 years ago
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literally what the fuck am i trying to accomplish on this website
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