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Faster Purple Worm, Kill! Kill! - GenCon, August 2, 2025

"this is the one where we survive" "Tonight is the night they win" and the show is "every episode is a one-shot"

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Faster Purple Worm, Kill! Kill! - GenCon, August 2, 2025

Becca learns there's D&D....and queer D&D

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Faster Purple Worm, Kill! Kill! - GenCon, August 2, 2025

there was a fist and. matthew. can't unhear i

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Faster Purple Worm, Kill! Kill! - GenCon, August 2, 2025

Ify wants that cookie so bad

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Faster Purple Worm, Kill! Kill! - GenCon, August 2, 2025

Look at all that...gumption

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Faster Purple Worm, Kill! Kill! - GenCon, August 2, 2025

Zorbek 🤝 Torbek

Brothers i thought they were cousins

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Faster Purple Worm, Kill! Kill! - GenCon, August 2, 2025

Ify finally made it to the panel!!

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gideon shoves his tongue inside a pixie, almost gets killed by a treeblight to rub oil on illusionary satyrs, wants to fuck the king of hearts with or without a third party, fucks frost, married to three pixies, and canonically shotgun marries so many women thr crew joked about alimony

but god forbid he and kremy have an argument DUE TO A FEY CURSE, gid falls for torbek DUE TO A FEY CURSE, and kremy copes with the argument which HE DIDNT KNOW WAS BECAUSE OF A FEY CURSE by fucking three troll women

and suddenly witchlight is BAD??

actually, you know what, keep getting mad so the krew keeps these TEMPORARY FEY CURSE effects lmfao, cause the crew's literally committed to bits people violently react to/negatively HARDER

also lmfao this is your breaking point in witchlight???

witchlight is literally their hijinks with a story on the side campaign...every time people tell them to get on with the plot, they bait more fey curses from nikkie. they took at least 6 to 8 episodes to make significant progress again. the crew themselves are chill with their pace and consciously make serious character decisions when needed

like, if y'all actually watched all 64 eps, you'd think?? you'd know that shit will get reset next episode?? unless mace and richie and nikkie consciously talk about or decide on the fly to do more with this argument (which is normal, by the way!!), then everything is copacetic 😭❓️

also we wouldnt be having these reactions if kremy fucked three male looking things, anyway

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This two being mad are so funny to me

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btw if you want to start watching wrestling just remember it is basically like comics in that you'll drive yourself insane trying to keep up with everything happening, just a pick a fave character and see where you go from there. I got into wrestling as a kid bc Rob Van Dam and Rey Mysterio did flips while HBK have funey entrance and Kane make big fire. I got into wrestling again as an adult bc I saw Shinsuke Nakamura be Michael Jackson as portrayed by Tim Curry vs Kota Ibushi who is basically a homocidal suicidal kpop idol. and then I saw Tanahashi's gigantic bazoongas and fujoshi tendencies and Taichi's visual kei tearaway pants to tiny vinyl panties gig. it's really simple. You can look up Daisuke Sekimoto right now and see the biggest man you've ever seen with the prettiest dolliest shoujo eyes in the world. very easy. very fun. absolute dogshit fanfic community but look even that is camp

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@coffee-at-annies @podcasts-8-my-heart @velozes-efuriosos @reavenedges-lies oh yeah, mariah may, current poster girl for lesbians who proudly wear the "i am an international simp" shirt

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Babygirl

[All comics in order here]

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for no reason at all

reblogging

what................................ literally what

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i miss him like scar tissue

Zach Aston-Reese? 👀

how did you know that I love him and miss grind line desperately?

I'm mad at how good these two photos are

then again look at him! he's a cutie

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2024 Stanley Cup Playoffs: Round 1, Game 4 Canucks @ Predators | April 28, 2024

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“Lord Byron gets up at two. I get up, quite contrary to my usual custom … at 12. After breakfast we sit talking till six. From six to eight we gallop through the pine forest which divide Ravenna from the sea; we then come home and dine, and sit up gossiping till six in the morning. I don’t suppose this will kill me in a week or fortnight, but I shall not try it longer. Lord B.’s establishment consists, besides servants, of ten horses, eight enormous dogs, three monkeys, five cats, an eagle, a crow, and a falcon; and all these, except the horses, walk about the house, which every now and then resounds with their unarbitrated quarrels, as if they were the masters of it… . [P.S.] I find that my enumeration of the animals in this Circean Palace was defective … . I have just met on the grand staircase five peacocks, two guinea hens, and an Egyptian crane. I wonder who all these animals were before they were changed into these shapes.”

— Percy Bysshe Shelley on the lifestyle of Lord Byron (via timemarauder)

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MONKEY MAN 2024, dir. Dev Patel