archangelfngabriel

[archangelfngabriel]

Hey guys,

I am really, really sorry that I have not been here on Aziraphale, @archangelfngabriel & @astarcth.

I go through phases where I neglect some muses as I find it difficult to flick between different accounts and it can all get overwhelming.

Because of this, I am moving all but one of my muses over to a multimuse account @vocesincaput. The only muse of mine that won’t be there is my ‘Black Sails’ muse @nolongermcgraw.

I won’t be deleting this account, but Aziraphale, Gabriel & Astaroth will now be over on the multimuse.

If any of you would like to start a new with them over there, continue threads from here, I would absolutely love to.

The multimuse is still being set up and may go through some changes, but I would love to see you guys over there.

[archangelfngabriel]

Apologies again for not being on guys.

I don’t know if it’s because of all the hassle thats happened with Tumblr being crappy with drafts or what, but I can’t seem to get my head into my boys here.

Annoyed about it as I am loving all the things I am doing with them and you guys.

Love you all and hopefully Aziraphale, @archangelfngabriel & @astarcth will be back tomorrow.

[archangelfngabriel]

Apologies for not being on here guys.

[archangelfngabriel]

[archangelfngabriel]

♥ KINGSMAN: THE SECRET SERVICE QUOTES ↳ feel free to adjust sentences to make it fit your muse better!

❛ So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. ❜

❛ There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self. ❜

❛ Manners maketh man. ❜

❛ Martini. Gin, not vodka, obviously. Stirred for 10 seconds while glancing at an unopened bottle of vermouth. Thank you. ❜

❛ You throw away your biggest opportunity over a fucking dog. ❜

❛ You shot a dog just to get a fucking job! ❜

❛ If you’re prepared to adapt and learn, you can transform. ❜

❛ You’re full of surprises. ❜

❛ How deep does this fucking thing go? ❜

❛ Is this the part where you say some… really bad pun? ❜

❛ This ain’t that kind of movie, bruv. ❜

❛ Sorry, love. Gotta save the world. ❜

❛ I’m awfully sorry. I seem to have my dates muddled up. ❜

❛ Oh, no no no. I cancelled the gala because of you. ❜

❛ Are we going to stand around here all day, or are we going to fight? ❜

❛ The suit is the modern gentleman’s armour. ❜

❛ At least the girl’s got balls. ❜

❛ I thought that brandy tasted a bit shit. ❜

❛ You dirty… little fucking prick… ❜

❛ That tends to happen when you shoot someone in the head. ❜

❛ I suppose asking to borrow a cup of sugar is a step too far. ❜

❛ Do you know what that means? Then let me teach you a lesson. ❜

❛ What did you do to me? I had no control. I killed all those people. ❜

❛ To Pee or Not to Pee? ❜

❛ Not everybody had thanked you for that one. ❜

❛ A gentleman’s name should appear in the newspaper only three times: When he’s born, when he marries, and when he dies. ❜

❛ I’m just a pleb. ❜

❛ Being a gentleman is something one learns. ❜

❛ Sorry about that, needed to let off a little steam. ❜

❛ Looks like a lot of people are going to die. ❜

❛ Do I look like I give a fuck? ❜

❛ What a shame we both had to grow up. ❜

❛ Sorry, sir, but why the fuck did you choose me as the gimp? Am I the expendable candidate? ❜

❛ You need to take that chip off your shoulder. ❜

❛ This whiskey is amazing; you will shit. ❜

❛ Who the fuck are you? Where am I? ❜

❛ This knife can save your life. ❜

❛ Mankind is the virus, and I’m the cure. ❜

❛ You’re a bloody disgrace. ❜

❛ I apologise for putting you in this position. You trained him well. ❜

❛ A little gratitude would be nice. ❜

❛ Fuck that guy, whoever he is! ❜

❛ Do I look like I give a fuck? Just get it done. ❜

❛ Perfect timing. Gentleman’s just finished. ❜

[archangelfngabriel]

Morning everyone.

Lets hope that Tumblr & my internet decide to behave today.

[archangelfngabriel]

Sharing A Bed Starters

"Did you have a nightmare?"

"I had a nightmare."

"There's plenty of room for the both of us."

"There is not enough room here for both of us."

"It's cold. We should try to conserve body heat."

"You're not even going to notice because you'll be asleep!"

"We've only got the one bed between the two of us."

"Quit stealing the covers."

"Quit kicking me."

"It's better than sleeping on the floor."

"It's either this or you sleep in the tub."

"Alright. Get up here."

"We're sleeping in the same bed, not together!"

"Please go to bed."

"Sleep is for the weak."

"Do you have any idea what time it is?"

"Dutch oven!"

"You sleep on top of the sheets."

"I'll sleep on top of the sheets."

"I'm scared. Can I sleep with you?"

"You're scared? You can come sleep with me, I guess."

"I have to sleep closer to the door."

"I can't sleep this close to the door."

"Stop getting up so early. You always wake me up."

"Stop staying up so late. I can never fall asleep."

"We can cuddle."

"Just don't try cuddling me or anything."

[archangelfngabriel]

the man from u.n.c.l.e. (2015) sentence starters

tw disordered eating, alcohol, gendered slurs, violence

❝ you look important… or at least your suit does. ❞ ❝ statements like that can get you into a lot of trouble around here. ❞ ❝ make yourself comfortable, why don’t you.  ❞ ❝ you’re wasting your time. i haven’t seen him for 18 years. ❞ ❝ if i had 15 minutes, we’d drink tea, eat biscuits; i’d talk, you’d laugh, and we’d be on our way. ❞ ❝ are they still following us? ❞ ❝ when you hear something that sounds like a gunshot, drive. ❞ ❝ you can’t be serious. ❞ ❝ excuse me dear, i just need to use your back door. ❞ ❝ hug me. ❞ ❝ what’s that? it smells like feet. ❞ ❝ how long was your prison sentence? ❞ ❝ don’t ever make the calamitous error of mistaking my deliberate short-sightedness for blindness. ❞ ❝ look at ‘em. merrily oblivious as we labor tirelessly to save them from extinction and not even a ‘thank-you.’ ❞ ❝ don’t kill your partner on your first day. ❞ ❝ i’m sure you understand humiliation better than most. ❞ ❝ my woman would never wear anything like that. ❞ ❝ smoothly done. ❞ ❝ you can’t put a paco rabanne belt on a patou. ❞ ❝ and remember… take it like a pussy. ❞ ❝ not very good at this whole ‘subtlety’ thing, are you? ❞ ❝ either you start to look like you know what you’re doing, or i’m out of here. ❞ ❝ would you like a bigger glass? ❞ ❝ no fun dancing by yourself; i need a partner. ❞ ❝ don’t you make me put you over my knee. ❞ ❝ so you don’t want to dance… but you do want to wrestle. ❞ ❝ i like my women strong. ❞ ❝ now we are engaged. again. ❞ ❝ i am neither a goat, nor your sister, so… get your hands off me. ❞ ❝ i’m okay, i think. ❞ ❝ i’ve been on a diet, my dear. just caviar and champagne for three weeks. ❞ ❝ you see, each one of us has a destiny… and i believe i can help you with yours. ❞ ❝ you can see the future? ❞ ❝ i can see us having lunch tomorrow. alone. ❞ ❝ darling, time to go. ❞ ❝ they had it coming. ❞ ❝ you need to control your temper. ❞ ❝ i think he’s an athletic, good-looking gazillionaire, who’s offered me a job and made advances towards me. ❞ ❝ i quite like him. ❞ ❝ i don’t know what you’re upset about, you’re not even my fiance! ❞ ❝ the thing is… i work better alone. ❞ ❝ i’m not leaving. ❞ ❝ and what, exactly, did you do to him? ❞ ❝ just shut up and watch me work. ❞ ❝ you’re trembling. ❞ ❝ it’s going to be okay. ❞ ❝ i’ll be close by. ❞ ❝ help yourself to a drink. ❞ ❝ so sorry to keep you waiting. ❞ ❝ i thought i was doing so well. ❞ ❝ the fault doesn’t lie in your performance. ❞ ❝ she seemed so innocent. ❞ ❝ i’m so sorry i can’t stay to finish you off myself. ❞ ❝ man has only two masters in this world, and their names are pain and fear. ❞ ❝ i never thought i’d say this, but i’m actually quite pleased to see you. ❞ ❝ it’s okay. i would have done exactly the same thing in your position. ❞

[archangelfngabriel]

My head is starting to switch off and our internet is going crappy again so I doubt that I am going to be able to do much more, if anything.

[archangelfngabriel]

The Muppets (2011)   {Sentence Starters}

“Are we working for the bad guy?“

“Wait, stop the car! I have an idea.“

“Dreams? Those were nightmares!“

“Was there more I could have said?“

“What? Can’t you see that I’m busy?“

“You okay? That was quite a tumble.“

“I always dreamed we’d be back here.“

“This is going to be a really short movie.“

“I’m being held captive by these weirdos!“

“No, I don’t… I don’t think that’s a good idea.“

“A hard, cynical act for a hard, cynical world.“

“What? You kidnapped ______? That’s illegal!”

“Now you know how we’ve felt for the last forty years.“

“Yeah? Well, you ain’t seen the last of me. I’ll be back.“

“Where am I? Why am I so fancy? This is not good for my image!“

“It sounds like you guys aren’t getting back together any time soon.“

“I hope so. Otherwise I would’ve bored half the audience half to death.“

“And if we failed, we failed together… and, to me, that’s not failing at all.”

“That’s what growing up is. It’s becoming who you want to be. You have to try.”

“So I say fine, let’s just start from the bottom and work our way back up to the top.“

“If I didn’t know any better, I’d say you were reciting some sort of important plot point.“

“How come you didn’t use me in the montage? I thought my story was pretty interesting.“

“Wow, that was an expensive looking explosion! I can’t believe we had that in the budget.“

“You always believe in other people, but that’s easy. Sooner or later, you gotta believe in yourself, too.”

“I went to this bad sea food place the other day. Yeah, it was so bad, the catch of the day was salmon-ella!“

“And I don’t care what anybody says, I don’t care if no one believes in us because… I believe. I believe in you.“

[archangelfngabriel]

“I am not annoying.” Gabriel began, frowning only briefly at her before looking away and breathing in and out slowly. Despite it being the summer, the archangel was still dressed in his full suit and he wasn’t caring about how out of place he looked when everyone else was dressed appropriately for the hot weather.

“You want to smash my head against the wall?” He asked, glancing at her for a small moment before looking away again and rubbing his brow for a brief moment.

cont. from x | @archangelfngabriel

        “Well, go on then,” she crosses her fishnet-covered legs. “Be annoying. Be all  holier-than-thou, I don’t know, make me want to smash your head against the nearest wall.” Something normal. Seeing Gabriel that quiet is almost terrifying. 

         Beelzebub shrugs and sips her iced coffee – arguably the best thing the human race has ever invented. It’s a hot day. She likes summer. The heat of July, organic matter decaying faster than ever, attracting swarms of flies. She likes coffee, too. What she doesn’t like is dealing with the angel problem. And there’s always the angel problem. 

[archangelfngabriel]

Gabriel stood looking at her as his frown deepened even more. There had been something missing from him and she knew what it was.

‘Don’t bother remembering...’ the words played around inside his head. Beelzebub knew about the memories he was trying to remember. She knew them and she didn’t want him to remember. Gabriel was even more confused than he had been before. What could have possibly been removed from his memories that involved her that she didn’t want him to remember?

The memories were still just out of reach for the archangel. He could only recall fragments but not enough to be able to piece things together.

miscellaneous angst starters // accepting // @archangelfngabriel

“please don’t lie to me”.

       Of course she was going to lie. That’s what demons do, that’s their nature – more natural than any of this anyway. Maybe it’s unfair, to him, holding back the biggest part of the story. But it’s better this way, for both of them. Safer, considering that the relationship between Heaven and Hell has been growing more and more tense lately as the war drove closer.

        “Fine,” Beelzebub growls, gritting her teeth – angels, on the other hand, were never meant to be lied to. And technically, she never lied to Gabriel before. She just… concealed parts of the truth. “You are missing something, and I do know what it izz. But if I wanted you to know, I would have told you a long time ago, don’t you think?” A lousy reason – he wouldn’t have believed her then. He has no reason to believe her now. Which, when it comes to lies, is almost ironic. 

          “It’zz not important. Just forget it again. Don’t bother remembering. There’s work to do”. 

[archangelfngabriel]

We have reliable information that things are afoot. My informat suggests that the demon... Crowley may be involved.

[archangelfngabriel]

you aren’t acting like yourself. | @gluttonyqueen

miscellaneous angst starters.

“I’m acting perfectly fine,” Gabriel replied even as he shifted where he sat. “Completely like myself.” The archangel did his best to sound convincing but even he knew that it was obvious that something wasn’t quite right with him. He wasn’t about to admit to anyone though. Especially not to her.

Especially not about something like this.

[archangelfngabriel]

miscellaneous angst starters.

when were you going to tell me?

you can’t keep doing this to yourself.

that’s…a lot of blood.

can you walk?

please don’t lie to me.

you were supposed to leave.

i’m not going anywhere without you.

shh, it’s okay. it was just a dream.

there was nothing more you could have done.

it wasn’t your fault.

this is all my fault.

you aren’t acting like yourself.

i’m never going to let [her/him/them] hurt you again.

you’re hurting me.

don’t ever do that again.

go to hell.

please don’t cry.

you have to stay awake.

i wish i could take the pain away.

you could have died.

hey – stay with me.

it’ll be over soon.

did you ever love me?

i’m sorry. i can’t do this anymore.

things won’t always hurt this bad.

you passed out.

how much have you had?

i’m okay. it’s all fine.

it’s not okay! you’re not fine!

let me get you something for the pain.

it’s nothing. it’s just a bruise.

it’s clearly not nothing.

have you been to the doctor?

i didn’t mean the things i said.

i thought we meant something.

people who are okay don’t act like this.

you don’t have to go through this by yourself.

i don’t want you to be alone.

please don’t regret me.

i heard you crying.

you need to get some rest.

when was the last time you ate something?

i’m worried about you.

did you have another nightmare?

[name], there’s nobody there.

i want to be happy but i don’t think i deserve it.

please talk to me.

why are you mad at me?

alcohol isn’t going to solve your problems.

don’t leave me.

did you do this to yourself?

it’s breaking my heart to see you like this.

tell me what’s wrong.

tell me how to make it better.

why don’t you care?

get the hell away from me.

please don’t do this.

i can’t believe that you lied to me.

just…stay for the night.

you obviously can’t be trusted to take care of yourself, so let me do it for you.

you can’t die. i won’t let you.

just hang on, okay?

hold my hand if you need to.

i’m sorry.

why do you have a gun?

don’t panic.

just breathe.

you’re bleeding.

i’m trying to stop the bleeding.

you’ve been crying, i can tell.

you should have told me sooner.

i wanted to tell you in person.

a phone call would’ve been nice.

i hate you.

i love you.

[archangelfngabriel]

I wonder if tumblr will start letting me do things if I glare at it enough.