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archive-03012022 · 7 years ago
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That feeling when you watch Fellowship of the Ring and realize that the lotr soundtrack seeped into your bones sometime in your childhood and became a physical part of you
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# I C O N I C
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Do Deaf people understand puns? Are there some combinations of sign language which are hilariously ambigious?
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One of the oldest known “beware of dog” signs found in Pompeii.
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pretty buildings in san francisco
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archive-03012022 · 7 years ago
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man. Remember the first time you watched Thor: Ragnarok (2017) Dir. Taika Waititi and hela asked thor ‘what were you the god of again?’ and then it went to loki smirking and you KNEW something good was coming. And then immigrant song started to kick in and the LIGHTING started and you felt your SOUL leave your body and go to another plan of existance. Then Thor desending lighting and all onto that pile of aliens in slow motion looking goddamn RENAISSANCE painting? That moment changed me! the DRAMA! The rest of that scene? Valkyrie, Loki, and Hulk fighting together? Thor’s LIGHTING striking those aliens straight outta there like they were fucking ants? ICONIC! The iconic truly JUMPED out of that movie! Taika Waititi took my hand in that movie, told me it was all gonna be ok and then changed my life FOREVER! That was ART! Mr. Waititi thank you for my LIFE
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archive-03012022 · 7 years ago
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Me: clears 1 (one) square inch of space in the theater
Every other department:
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archive-03012022 · 7 years ago
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this is crazy embarrassing like… yikes NPH
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archive-03012022 · 7 years ago
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The Tonys: Everyone is really disappointed with the commercialism of Broadway right now. Who can we give these Tonys to?
The Band’s Visit:
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archive-03012022 · 7 years ago
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*opens the groupchat at breakfast to backread like its the morning paper*
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archive-03012022 · 7 years ago
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in light of the impending tonys, it is time to make your prediction on who will be.. deaf wested, if you will, falsettoed…… completely and utterly g'cometed
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archive-03012022 · 7 years ago
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I lay awake at night dreading the day when a very potter musical is no longer outrageously funny to people because they don’t understand all of the painfully 2009 cultural references that are made
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when my dad moved away from home he needed a place to live, so he went to look at this one potential apartment. the only questions the landlady asked him were where he was born and when. when my dad told him, the landlady pulled out this huuuge astrology chart book. she looked at it for a long time in silence and finally said, “acceptable”
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archive-03012022 · 7 years ago
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You’re teleported to 44 BCE Rome in your everyday street clothes. You’re brought before Caesar and he believes you might be from the future, hoping to bring him fortune. One day he questions you, asking “How Do I Die?”
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Orpheus: *turns to look behind*
Eurydice:
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archive-03012022 · 7 years ago
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avengers: how are we going to beat thanos,, he’s unstoppable
peter parker, a millennial who watches john mulaney’s “kid gorgeous” at least twice a day: have you ever heard of street smarts
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