archiveassistantbuticantread

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"Yeah... But i got the mother's statement too! Right here. Oh, wait, hm."

*they tried to get the statement out of their bag, struggling with their shoulder*

"damnit.. can you uh..help pop it back in?"

*There was a knock on Sol's office door, then Dove's voice coming through the wood*

"Boss? Can i come in? I seem to have misplaced my shoulder while researching that statement you asked me to research."

@archiveassistantbuticantread

“WHAT— yeah come in, i— holy shit—“

[sol unlocks the door, letting dove in.]

“you don’t need to hurt yourself to do statements, holy shit are you okay—“

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

*They smiled at them, though it was more of a grimace. Understandable considering their shoulder was very clearly dislocated.*

"Ran into a bit of trouble, unfortunately. Some people are surprisingly strong."

*There was a knock on Sol's office door, then Dove's voice coming through the wood*

"Boss? Can i come in? I seem to have misplaced my shoulder while researching that statement you asked me to research."

@archiveassistantbuticantread

“WHAT— yeah come in, i— holy shit—“

[sol unlocks the door, letting dove in.]

“you don’t need to hurt yourself to do statements, holy shit are you okay—“

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"Alright, don't dine and dash." *They joked, putting their glasses back on*

why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food

@worlds-shittiest-librarian

"...are you high?? Did you get drugged?? Boss??"

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

*They laughed softly.* "It's no problem, thanks for coming along. I wouldn't have gone if it wasn't for you." *Then they absentmindedly took off their dark glasses, exposing their pale, sightless eyes, and began cleaning them just to have something to do with their hands*

why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food

@worlds-shittiest-librarian

"...are you high?? Did you get drugged?? Boss??"

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

*They snorted as they laughed* "Of course you would-"

why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food

@worlds-shittiest-librarian

"...are you high?? Did you get drugged?? Boss??"

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"So two packs of noodles instead?"

why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food

@worlds-shittiest-librarian

"...are you high?? Did you get drugged?? Boss??"

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"Of course you would think that. You would probably sell your soul for a pack of noodles."

why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food

@worlds-shittiest-librarian

"...are you high?? Did you get drugged?? Boss??"

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"Don't joke about that, you won't write it in blood. You would write it with noodles, somehow. The noodles came to get revenge. Or wait, no. You would get kidnapped by someone you denied noodles."

why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food

@worlds-shittiest-librarian

"...are you high?? Did you get drugged?? Boss??"

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"Ah i can hear the headlines already, 'The saltiest Archivist in history, dies at 30'. I'll write a beautiful memoir for you, don't worry. Well, if i don't die first." *They chuckled*

why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food

@worlds-shittiest-librarian

"...are you high?? Did you get drugged?? Boss??"

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"They also contain so much salt that it puts the dead sea to shame, you're going to singlehandedly lower the life expectancy of an Archivist by ten years." *They joked*

why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food

@worlds-shittiest-librarian

"...are you high?? Did you get drugged?? Boss??"

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"Yeah? Good, then you're actually eating something else other than instant noodles, boss." *They teased as they ate*

why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food

@worlds-shittiest-librarian

"...are you high?? Did you get drugged?? Boss??"

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"I find it the easiest to eat, more acceptable to use your hands with than most other dishes i know and they usually have it on the menu." *They wriggled their fingers at Sol, playful.*

why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food

@worlds-shittiest-librarian

"...are you high?? Did you get drugged?? Boss??"

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"You really were craving noodles, weren't you?" *Dove hums as they order a sushi set.*

why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food

@worlds-shittiest-librarian

"...are you high?? Did you get drugged?? Boss??"

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"We go in." *They aimed a smile at them, letting them guide them inside.*

why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food

@worlds-shittiest-librarian

"...are you high?? Did you get drugged?? Boss??"

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"I think it is, is it just a walk in place? Sorry, I'm not really well versed in these sorts of things, my boyfriend used to do them for me." *They fiddled with their white cane a bit.*

why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food

@worlds-shittiest-librarian

"...are you high?? Did you get drugged?? Boss??"

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

*After a bit of walking, Dove spoke up* "Ah... I think it's around this way..." *They hummed, trying to remember the location* "it has a really distinctive sign out front, if i remember right..."

why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food

@worlds-shittiest-librarian

"...are you high?? Did you get drugged?? Boss??"

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"Let's go, can i hold onto your arm?"

why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food

@worlds-shittiest-librarian

"...are you high?? Did you get drugged?? Boss??"