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I swear I never know when you are joking or being serious anymore. But thank you anyway Misha

The high thing or the blaze orange sweater thing, because I’ll tell you right now one of them is going down.

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Yeah, I'll say.  I haven't been denied an avenging butt-touch in years.  

What's going down, amigo?

Wh—? Oh! M..Mish…. Misha, right, yeah, uh, I-I’m not really feeling.. myself today.

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Misha is perfect.

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Does the bowler cap also have the intention of wine and dining me first, because the brush of these lips don't come cheap.

“My bowler cap has the intent on kissing ya, that alright?”

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Somebody sounds pretty entitled for having a supporting role in like one blockbuster film.

No, no, it's definitely the jawline.  Your face is pleasantly symmetrical in general.

I’m not a normal woman.

Not the eyes? People usually talk about the eyes.

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I don't know I'm not familiar with the intent of the bowler cap.

“What da ya think I’d do ta ya that would be malicious?”

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Hey, look, take the compliment or leave it, sister, I was just appreciating so there's no need to take my innocent joke and wedge it up your butt with a stick; you're the one who pulled a gun on me and I ain't even mad.  Guns are really not a normal thing to pull.

I'm also fond of your jawline you have a very flattering jawline.

…But you’re not saying ‘nice woman’, you’re saying ‘nice breasts’, therefore reducing me only to my physical appearance and, more specifically, the appearance of my chest.

Besides, my legs are nicer.

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You're not an object, you're a woman.  Breasts are for women and pudgy kids, never objects unless those objects are used and inflated for intercourse.

What kind of human are you by objectifying me?

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[ Oh, alright, so they were still good?  Yeah, he was still good. Better to be liked by a serial killer cannibal stalker rapist than melted into shoes later. He thinks that's how the saying goes. ]

Yep sorry I was briefly distracted by your wolverine-esque facial hair.

Ahah! I’ve been accused of being so but I promise you I’m just short on fucks to give.

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Well, I'm flattered because you think I have a rad bod, and I'm mortified because your black bowler hat suggests malicious intent.

arealcasshole said: I’m both flattered and mortified

“How come, darling?”

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I think it'd be rude not to, you obviously put a lot of time and energy into that rack what kind of human would I be if I demeaned it with silence.

“Like barging into someone’s changing room and telling them ‘hey, nice rack’ isn’t rude?”

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You're a real cass hole, you know that?

I’ve been hit by

I’ve been struck by

a smooth criminal.

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--Alrighty then.

[ Beneath a humored facade drizzles a thread -- a ghost -- of anxiety.  Of uncertainty.  Because this just didn't feel right and fuck it he should leave. ]

Ahah! I’ve been accused of being so but I promise you I’m just short on fucks to give.

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[ Wow, this was an intense exercise-- it's like he actually felt the anger in his colleague's face. Feigning a half-assed severity, he pursued conversation with a clear of his throat. ]

Yes.  Well.  That's nothing new.

arealcasshole said: Oh right /cas/. [he forced gravel in his tone] I was just attempting to ween you from your perpetuating fear of clowns by introducing mild stimuli, Sam.