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"I don't think those are civics."

Comedy sniper Zac strikes again! The way he gets Brennan (and me) every time with his little quips and pantomimes is delightful.

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i think it'd be funny if all the gotch brothers were as unhinged as maxwell and wealwell but maxwell is the only one his father clashes with because his version of unhinged is rowdy. exploding playing cards and reposed standing? that's fine. gentlemen fisting? absolutely not!! that's too low class for a gotch!!

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there's literally nothing i love more than when zac picks an npc for his character to have a deep, irrational hatred for

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hellllll yeah almost at 100 soups this year

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this post's hypothetical by itself is already ridiculous but the thing that gets me is how the wording implies two very funny things that become funnier in tandem

1. "Accidentally, the pitcher tosses a Christian baby" means this is a mistake on the pitcher's part. i imagine the pitcher is breastfeeding on the field and they pitch and they look down at their hands and they see the ball still in the glove and they go "fuck"

2. hitting the baby will still win you the game

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lou getting GENUINLY offened that his fake books were called a "beach read" is SOOO fucking funny. #thegreenhunter is back baby

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love the immediate turn around. zac really said stop being a little freak and get outta here

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“milk is from bre*sts EW” “eggs are basically menstruation” “honey is bee barf yuck!!” do you guys ever stop sounding like 4th graders who think cooties still exist or what

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80 yo retired ex-con Papi moving “when you die, you’re dead” further down his rule list and moving “life is for living” up to rule number one got me thinkin, man

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I think one of my favorite reoccurring moments throughout Dimension 20 is when Brennan, outwardly showing the pride he has for his friends’ cleverness and insight, says, “No roll necessary.”

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what I learned from the most recent gamechanger bts is that the hype men breakdanced in COMPLETE silence. and what im saying is we now need the cut of this episode with staggering silence and squeaky tennis shoes on wood floor

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Game Changer - "One and Done"

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The year is 2100. Disney has released the animated remake of the film adaptation of the stage version of the live-action remake of the CGI remake of the live action remake of the animated film The Little Mermaid. Ariel is played by FiZzYwAtEr75, a 15-year-old cosmetics influencer on the popular social advertising network Purchis. Prince Jander (renamed to keep up with contemporary conventions) is a digital recreation of the late Timothee Chalamet, which is perceived as a touching tribute to his life and work. Having signed away the rights to his likeness, his family are not reimbursed for his use in the film.

To avoid controversy, the character of Ursula the Sea Witch has been cut altogether. Her replacement is Genevieve the Plus-Size Merlady, a serene character who has no role in the plot. Instead of the Ursula storyline, Ariel gains human legs by genetically engineering herself with her brilliant scientific knowledge, and she loses her voice because she trips and falls throat-first on a big rock. Her final line in the film, however, is to affirm that her husband the Prince should always be obeyed and loved, and her place as a woman is beneath him. This combination ensures the film has appeal for both feminists and bigots.

Aside from these elements, the plot and characters remain mostly unchanged, with the exception of King Triton (now Mr. Triton the undersea business mogul), Sebastian (now a clownfish who speaks with an Australian accent), Flounder (whose gambling addiction subplot in the previous version has been excised), Scuttle (who now cannot fly), and the fact that Ariel is now trying to start a small catering business on land instead of securing the Prince’s love. Also, the film features the first transgender character in the Disney canon, a pink fish named Leslie who has no lines and appears for 24 seconds in the corner of a single shot. The film has grossed 9 billion dollars at the box office.

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Conversational skill check: Work acquaintance mentions in an offhand tone with no discernible expression that they have recently lost over 20 pounds. They fail to elaborate. A response is expected.

Me, rolling a 6: …On purpose?