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Why are they crying like they didn’t just vote to evict him? Ava didn’t even have to vote; it was 8-2.

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"You could get up early and do it before work" I could also wait for a magic beanstalk to start growing in my living room LMAO. Let's focus on things that happen in the real world

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Am I the only one who would love it if the bb houseguests all had different initials?

Like there’s 26 letters in the alphabet and only 16 (17) houseguests, but there’s only 9 letters this year:

A: Adrian, Amy, Ashley, Ava

J: Jimmy

K: Katherine, Keanu, Kelley

L: Lauren

M: Mickey, Morgan

R: Rachel, Rylie

V: Vince

W: Will

Z: Zach, Zae

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Is it bad I’m hoping for a toxic bb27?

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I can’t stop arguing with Mitch haters, and Steve Dangle is the worst among them honestly.

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After reading Mitch's instagram, I'm pissed for him. There's no reason he should be apologizing. What do I do when I'm pissed, I analyze stats to prove my points.

Point #1: Mitch was the second best player on the team (which would've been reflected in their contracts if they had the exact same contracts they have now).

Point #2: Leaf "fans" should not be comparing him to players on other teams during the playoffs (his suckiness is overexaggerated anyways) but to players on his own team.

Anyways my stats proved that. When following my methodology (under cut), Mitch was the second best player (of the four core forwards *I'm not that ambitious*) on the team in the regular season AND in the playoffs. Mitch also consistently played the same in the regular season and playoffs while Auston and JT sucked and Willy was phenomenal in the playoffs.

During regular season, the rankings were as follows:

Auston (46 points)

Mitch (40 points)

JT (36 points)

Willy (28 points)

During playoffs, the rankings were as follows:

Auston (43 points *worse*)

Mitch (40 points *same*)

Willy (39 points *better*)

JT (20 points *worse*)

This data only includes 2018-2025 when JT was traded to the Leafs.

Regular Season

Playoffs

Green is the first of the 4, yellow is second, orange is third, and red is last.

I then gave 4 points for each green, 3 points for each yellow, 2 points for each orange, and 1 point for each red.

Anyways I hate Twitter. I stand by my point that they just hate whimsy.

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Jack is going to love giving Mitch revenge lessons

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i think when all is said and done the best photograph ever taken in hockey will be that shot of mitch marner trying to get past all the media people by the boards shielding his face from the camera flashes

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Mitch could’ve truly just fucked them (and he deserved to), and he didn’t. I really hope nothing but the best for him and nothing but the worst for them.

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Toronto, how dare you make me want to cheer for the Knights! How fucking dare you!

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I can’t stop thinking about this trade. It’s really giving Jamie likes Trevor, but Trevor loves Jamie.

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Wait, what if this all because Trevor couldn’t stand to watch the little Sharks have what he had? Trevor was not gonna watch divisional rivals WillMack outdo him; he must demand to go be with Jamie across the country.

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There’s no way that Trevor just ended up with Jamie. There’s no way. This seems fake. I can’t believe it.

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Listening to the Panthers do interviews/events after they’ve partied for the last 3 days is hilarious. They are struggling; their voices make me nauseous because they sound like the worst hangovers of my life.

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Truly, Brad Marchand must be in wonderful shape because he’s 37 and partying like he did 14 years ago. If I partied like I did 14 years ago, I would be dead, like holy shit.

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I think it’s really scary that Florida’s AHL team also went to the Calder Cup finals. That’s not good news for the rest of the league.