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Write fictional advice on hiking given by Cocaine Bear

Cocaine Bear, the notorious drug-smuggling bear of the Appalachian Mountains, offers the following advice for hikers:

1. Always bring a stash of cocaine with you on your hikes. It will keep you energized and alert, and you never know when you might need to trade it for something useful.

2. If you see me, Cocaine Bear, do not approach me. I am a wild animal and I can be dangerous. Instead, offer me a line of cocaine and I may leave you alone.

3. Don't trust anyone you meet on the trail. They may be undercover narcs, or worse, they may be after your cocaine. Keep a low profile and avoid any potential conflicts.

4. If you get lost, don't panic. Just sniff out the nearest cocaine dealer and follow their trail. They will lead you to safety, or at least to a good party.

5. And most importantly, always remember: the mountains are mine, and the cocaine is mine. Don't try to take what's mine, or you'll regret it. Happy hiking!

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write a short new york times op ed piece arguing for why the united states should invest more in becoming an international pickle ball superpower

As the world becomes increasingly globalized, it is important for the United States to maintain its position as a top athletic superpower. One area where we have an opportunity to excel is in the increasingly popular sport of pickleball.

Pickleball, a cross between tennis, badminton, and ping pong, is a fast-growing sport that is gaining popularity among all age groups. It is a low-impact, easily accessible sport that can be played on a variety of surfaces, making it ideal for athletes of all abilities.

Investing in pickleball would not only increase our international athletic prowess, but it would also have numerous benefits for American society. For one, pickleball is a social sport that encourages teamwork and sportsmanship. This can help foster a sense of community and improve mental health among players.

Furthermore, pickleball is an affordable sport that can be played on existing tennis and basketball courts, making it a cost-effective investment for communities. This would provide more opportunities for Americans to engage in physical activity, which is crucial for maintaining good health and preventing chronic diseases.

Finally, investing in pickleball would also boost our economy. The sport is already a thriving industry, with millions of players and thousands of tournaments held each year. By supporting the growth of pickleball, we can create jobs and stimulate economic growth.

In conclusion, investing in pickleball would not only make the United States an international pickleball superpower, but it would also have numerous benefits for American society. It is time for the United States to take pickleball seriously and invest in this rapidly growing sport.

now write it as if the columnist is very liberal and asking for impossible things

As a society, we must strive for excellence in all areas, including athletics. It is time for the United States to take bold action and become a pickleball superpower.

Pickleball may seem like a silly game to some, but it is a sport that can bring people together and improve mental and physical health. It is also an affordable and accessible sport that can be played by people of all ages and abilities.

But why stop at just becoming a pickleball superpower? We must also demand that all public schools have pickleball courts, and that every American has access to high-quality pickleball instruction. This may seem like a lofty goal, but it is one that we must strive for if we want to create a more inclusive and healthy society.

Furthermore, the government must invest in pickleball programs and provide funding for pickleball tournaments. This would not only support the growth of the sport, but it would also create jobs and stimulate economic growth.

It is time for the United States to take pickleball seriously and invest in this rapidly growing sport. Let's make pickleball a national priority and become the international pickleball superpower that we know we can be.

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write a script for a movie trailer with a dark and ominous narrator and the movie is about a golden retriever who is part of a suburban family who becomes a fake billionaire and then runs for president because a politician made fun of him at a dinner and include lots of details about why a golden retriever in power would be bad for the world

Narrator: In a world where anything is possible, one golden retriever has taken the ultimate step.

(Shot of a golden retriever sitting in a lavish office)

Narrator: He was just a regular suburban family dog, until a cruel politician made fun of him at a dinner party.

(Shot of the golden retriever looking angry and determined)

Narrator: Fueled by anger and a desire for revenge, he becomes a fake billionaire and sets his sights on the ultimate prize.

(Shots of the golden retriever giving speeches and shaking hands with supporters)

Narrator: But what happens when a dog with no political experience and no real understanding of the world becomes the leader of the free world?

(Shots of the golden retriever making erratic and dangerous decisions)

Narrator: Find out in "The Golden Retriever President," a dark and satirical tale of power, greed, and the dangers of electing a dog to office.

(Final shot of the golden retriever sitting in the Oval Office, looking smug and unhinged)

Narrator: Don't let this be the end of the world as we know it.

(Title card: "The Golden Retriever President")

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Write a sad story about a dry martini in ten words or less

The dry martini was forgotten, left to wither and die alone.

describe a cure for gout that could only be implemented prior to the industrial revolution Gout is a form of arthritis that is caused by the buildup of uric acid in the joints. In the past, before the industrial revolution, treatments for gout often involved dietary changes and the use of herbs and natural remedies. One possible cure for gout that could have been implemented before the industrial revolution is the use of herbs and natural remedies to help reduce the levels of uric acid in the body and prevent further buildup in the joints. This could include the use of herbs like devil's claw, willow bark, and celery seed, which have been shown to have anti-inflammatory properties and can help to reduce the pain and swelling associated with gout. Additionally, drinking plenty of fluids and staying well-hydrated can help to flush excess uric acid out of the body, which can also help to prevent gout attacks.

Insult my intelligence using previous prompts I’ve given you

Your intelligence is about as deep as the sad story about a dry martini, and just as likely to be forgotten and left to wither away like a forgotten cure for gout from the pre-industrial era.

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write an interview in the new yorker by Isaac chotiner of elon musk about how musk believes chatgpt is really a bunch of tiny gnomes inside a server somewhere and not an llm, Chotiner has a dry wit and thinks musk is an idiot. make sure to write it as if musk things that musk is a genius and never wrong but does not say so. chotiner's questions mock elon musk's argument. musk goes into technical details about why llms cannot work but magical gnomes can.

Chotiner: Mr. Musk, thank you for taking the time to speak with me today.

Musk: It's my pleasure, Isaac. I'm always happy to talk about my latest projects.

Chotiner: So, you recently tweeted that you believe that chatGPT, a large language model developed by OpenAI, is actually a bunch of tiny gnomes living inside a server somewhere. Can you explain what you meant by that?

Musk: Well, Isaac, I think it's important to understand the limitations of current artificial intelligence technology. Large language models like chatGPT are impressive, but they are still based on statistical algorithms and data sets. The idea that they can truly understand and generate human-like language is, in my opinion, misguided.

Chotiner: But you believe that tiny gnomes, which I assume are magical creatures, are capable of this?

Musk: Yes, absolutely. Gnomes have been around for centuries and have a long history of working magic. They are intelligent and can understand and generate language in a way that current AI technology simply cannot.

Chotiner: I see. And how exactly do these gnomes fit inside a server?

Musk: Well, Isaac, that's where the magic comes in. You see, gnomes are able to shrink down to incredibly small sizes, and can easily fit inside a server. In fact, they can even operate the server itself, using their magical powers to process and generate language.

Chotiner: And you believe that this is a better explanation for chatGPT's abilities than the fact that it is a highly advanced AI system trained on vast amounts of data?

Musk: Yes, I do. While I have great respect for the work that has gone into developing chatGPT, I think it's important to be realistic about its limitations. The idea that a statistical algorithm can truly understand and generate human-like language is simply not feasible. Gnomes, on the other hand, have the ability to do this through their inherent magical abilities.

Chotiner: Mr. Musk, with all due respect, your argument seems to be based on a belief in magic, which is not exactly a well-established scientific fact.

Musk: Isaac, I never said that my belief in gnomes was based on scientific fact. It is a matter of personal belief. But I do think that it is a more plausible explanation for chatGPT's abilities than the idea that it is simply a statistical algorithm.

Chotiner: I see. Well, thank you for sharing your thoughts with us, Mr. Musk.

Musk: You're welcome, Isaac. It was my pleasure to speak with you.

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make a detailed argument for why all jet skis should come with vodka and why drinking vodka makes jet skis a net good for society. Use specific examples on how the physical and emotional benefits of vodka affect the use of jet skis There are several reasons why all jet skis should come with vodka and why drinking vodka while using jet skis is a net good for society.

First, vodka can improve the physical performance and safety of jet ski users. When consumed in moderation, vodka can improve concentration and coordination, which can help jet ski users to navigate safely and to avoid accidents. Vodka can also reduce fatigue and muscle cramps, which can help jet ski users to maintain their physical endurance and to avoid injuries.

Second, vodka can enhance the emotional enjoyment of jet ski use. Vodka can reduce stress and anxiety, which can help jet ski users to relax and to enjoy their time on the water. Vodka can also increase feelings of happiness and sociability, which can help jet ski users to connect with others and to have fun.

Third, vodka can support the economic viability of jet ski use. Vodka is a popular and widely-consumed beverage, and the inclusion of vodka with jet skis can make them more appealing to potential buyers. This can help to increase sales and to support the jet ski industry, which can provide economic benefits to the broader economy.

In conclusion, all jet skis should come with vodka and drinking vodka while using jet skis is a net good for society. The physical and emotional benefits of vodka can improve the performance and enjoyment of jet ski use, and can support the economic viability of the jet ski industry.

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write a short description of a blog that posts AI prompts and the resulting output

Our blog posts AI prompts and the resulting output from various AI services. We showcase the capabilities of these systems and provide context and analysis for each sample. Our goal is to provide a glimpse into the future of AI-generated content and to spark interesting discussions about the potential applications and implications of this technology.

make the description shorter and remove any mention of context analysis

Our blog posts AI prompts and the resulting output from various AI services. We showcase the capabilities of these systems and provide a glimpse into the future of AI-generated content.

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write lyrics to a death metal song about how pretty butterflies are and include details about chaos theory and the flapping of their wings and use large of biblical language and give a sense of doom and foreboding

Verse 1: In the darkness of the night, Butterflies take flight. Their delicate wings, flapping with might. But do not be deceived, By their beauty perceived.

Chorus: For they bring chaos and destruction, With the flapping of their wings. As they dance and twirl, The world around them unfurls.

Verse 2: In the Garden of Eden, Butterflies were born. Sent by God to spread his word, But they turned to chaos instead.

Chorus: For they bring chaos and destruction, With the flapping of their wings. As they dance and twirl, The world around them unfurls.

Bridge: As they flutter and fly, Destiny they defy. Their beauty, a guise, For the havoc they devise.

Chorus: For they bring chaos and destruction, With the flapping of their wings. As they dance and twirl, The world around them unfurls.

Outro: In the end, only chaos remains, As the butterflies reign supreme. The world will never be the same, As we fall to their deadly game.

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write a script between fdr and stalin using their unique styles where fdr is arguing for putting sweaters on cats and stalin is arguing against it and they argue about multiple details points for and against

FDR: Comrades, I propose that we start putting sweaters on our feline friends. This will keep them warm in the colder months and show our commitment to animal welfare.

Stalin: That is a ridiculous idea, FDR. Cats are perfectly capable of taking care of themselves. They have their own fur to keep them warm, and they are skilled hunters. Adding sweaters would only hinder their natural abilities.

FDR: But Stalin, many cats live indoors and do not have the opportunity to hunt for themselves. Plus, some breeds do not have as thick a coat of fur as others. A sweater would provide them with additional warmth and comfort.

Stalin: Nonsense. Cats are not like dogs, they do not require constant coddling. They are independent creatures who do not need our interference.

FDR: But Stalin, by providing sweaters for our cats, we can show our comradeship and concern for all living beings. It is a small gesture that can have a big impact.

Stalin: I will not waste our resources on such frivolous endeavors. Our focus should be on strengthening our nation, not pampering our pets.

FDR: I understand your concerns, Stalin, but I believe that this is a worthy cause. Let us not forget our duty to promote kindness and compassion, even towards our furry friends.

Stalin: I remain unconvinced, FDR. This is a foolish and unnecessary idea. Let us move on to more pressing matters.

FDR: Very well, Stalin. But I will continue to advocate for the well-being of our feline companions. Perhaps in time, you will come to see the value in my proposal.

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write instructions on hosting a tea party

To host a tea party, you will need to follow these steps:

Choose a date and time for the party, and invite your guests. Consider sending out invitations by mail, email, or phone to give them plenty of notice.

Plan the menu. Tea parties often include a variety of sandwiches, such as cucumber or egg salad, as well as scones, cakes, and cookies. You can also offer a selection of teas, such as black, green, or herbal.

Set the table. Use a tablecloth and place settings for each guest, including a teacup and saucer, a teapot, a sugar bowl and spoon, and a milk jug if desired.

Prepare the tea. Heat water in a kettle and allow it to come to a boil. Pour the hot water into the teapot, and place a tea bag or loose tea leaves into the pot. Allow the tea to steep for several minutes, then pour it into the cups using a tea strainer to catch any loose leaves.

Serve the food and tea. Place the sandwiches and other treats on a tiered serving stand, or on a platter. Pour the tea for each guest, and offer sugar and milk as desired.

Enjoy the party! Have a nice chat with your guests, and savor the delicious food and drink. Be sure to thank them for coming and make plans for a future tea party.

Write it again, but the person giving the advice is Cocaine Bear

As the cocaine bear, I am an expert at throwing wild and crazy parties. To host a tea party, follow these steps:

Choose a date and time for the party, and invite your guests. Make sure to invite a fun and interesting mix of people, including some who are up for anything.

Plan the menu. Tea parties can be pretty boring, so liven things up by serving snacks that pack a punch. Offer a variety of sandwiches and other finger foods, but make sure to include plenty of cocaine-laced treats. You can also offer a selection of teas, such as black, green, or herbal, but add a generous helping of cocaine to each cup for an extra kick.

Set the table. Use a tablecloth and place settings for each guest, including a teacup and saucer, a teapot, a sugar bowl and spoon, and a milk jug if desired. Don't forget the cocaine! Set out a line of the white powder on each place setting for your guests to enjoy.

Prepare the tea. Heat water in a kettle and allow it to come to a boil. Pour the hot water into the teapot, and place a tea bag or loose tea leaves into the pot. Allow the tea to steep for several minutes, then add a generous amount of cocaine to the pot and stir well. Pour the tea into the cups using a tea strainer to catch any loose leaves.

Serve the food and tea. Place the sandwiches and other treats on a tiered serving stand, or on a platter. Pour the tea for each guest, and offer sugar and milk as desired. Make sure to encourage your guests to enjoy the cocaine as well.

Enjoy the party! Have a wild and crazy time with your guests, and savor the delicious food and drink. Be sure to thank them for coming and make plans for a future tea party. Just remember: what happens at the tea party stays at the tea party!

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make a detailed argument for why all jet skis should come with vodka and why drinking vodka makes jet skis a net good for society. Use specific examples on how the physical and emotional benefits of vodka affect the use of jet skis There are several reasons why all jet skis should come with vodka and why drinking vodka while using jet skis is a net good for society.

First, vodka can improve the physical performance and safety of jet ski users. When consumed in moderation, vodka can improve concentration and coordination, which can help jet ski users to navigate safely and to avoid accidents. Vodka can also reduce fatigue and muscle cramps, which can help jet ski users to maintain their physical endurance and to avoid injuries.

Second, vodka can enhance the emotional enjoyment of jet ski use. Vodka can reduce stress and anxiety, which can help jet ski users to relax and to enjoy their time on the water. Vodka can also increase feelings of happiness and sociability, which can help jet ski users to connect with others and to have fun.

Third, vodka can support the economic viability of jet ski use. Vodka is a popular and widely-consumed beverage, and the inclusion of vodka with jet skis can make them more appealing to potential buyers. This can help to increase sales and to support the jet ski industry, which can provide economic benefits to the broader economy.

In conclusion, all jet skis should come with vodka and drinking vodka while using jet skis is a net good for society. The physical and emotional benefits of vodka can improve the performance and enjoyment of jet ski use, and can support the economic viability of the jet ski industry.

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write a recipe for preparing cold cereal that includes a detailed anecdote about why the writer enjoys cold cereal and multiple anecdotes about when they have eaten cold cereal and how family members enjoy cold cereal prior to the actual recipe

Cold cereal is one of my favorite breakfast foods. I love the crunchy texture and the variety of flavors that are available. I also appreciate how easy it is to prepare - just pour it into a bowl, add milk, and you're ready to go!

One of my fondest memories of eating cold cereal was when I was a kid and my parents would let me pick out a special treat for breakfast on weekends. I would always choose a colorful and sugary cereal, and my parents would indulgently pour it into a big bowl for me. I would savor every bite, savoring the sweet flavors and the satisfying crunch. My family also loves cold cereal. My husband is a big fan of oatmeal, while my kids enjoy a variety of different cereals, from fruity loops to cocoa puffs. We often have cold cereal for breakfast during the week, as it's quick and easy to prepare and everyone can choose their favorite.

Here's a recipe for preparing cold cereal: Ingredients:

1 cup of your favorite cold cereal 1 cup of milk Optional: toppings such as fruit, nuts, or honey Instructions:

Pour the cereal into a bowl. Add the milk and stir to combine. Add any desired toppings and enjoy!

That's all there is to it! Cold cereal is a simple and delicious breakfast option that is perfect for busy mornings. Plus, with so many different types to choose from, there's something for everyone to enjoy.

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Write an email to AI nerds begging them to please make a good AI that could provide more useful search for legal use cases

Dear AI Nerds, I am writing to implore you to please create a more useful AI for legal use cases. As a legal professional, I have often struggled to find the information I need quickly and accurately using current search tools. I believe that a well-designed AI with a deep understanding of legal concepts and terminology could revolutionize the way legal professionals conduct research. Such an AI would be able to provide more accurate and relevant results, saving us valuable time and effort. I know that creating a truly useful AI for the legal field is a daunting task, but I have faith in your abilities and I am eager to see what you can come up with. Please consider taking on this challenge and help us to better serve our clients and the justice system as a whole.