arnoldperlsteinishot

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you're the only one who understands me mr strobbery

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"You like cool movies and music and stuff, but only for you! You want to be the smart one who likes cool stuff, and you don't want your girlfriend to like cool stuff. Do you know how uncool that is?" Lisa Frankenstein (2024) dir. Zelda Williams

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I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna do the dishes!

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Illustration of the Great Comet of 1577, from the book Tarcuma-I Cifr al-Cami by Mohammed b. Kamaladdin, 16th century AD.

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No one talks about those ADHD moments where you are talking to someone but have to interrupt sometimes otherwise you'll forget what you had to say. It's actually really debilitating because you want to remember and be invested in others but can't. Please know it's not to be rude.

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can’t tell if i want to fall in love or fake my death and start over

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hate when youtubers change the title and thumbnail on an existing video to drive new engagement. this is not my beautiful house this is not my beautiful wife.

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Remembering Shelley Duvall

(July 7, 1949 – July 11, 2024).

#ShelleyDuvall

#TheShining

#horror

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I wish they could invent a medical device that temporarily transfers your symptoms and pain to the doctor treating you and it worked like a shock collar. “I think light exercise would-.” and then bam they’re rolling around the floor clutching their stomach in agony and dry heaving.

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drinking water when I have a headache should give instant relief. it should go away. what's even the point of drinking water if it can't do that

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drinking water when I have a headache should give instant relief. it should go away. what's even the point of drinking water if it can't do that

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"I am so excited to read this book!" I announce before eating through the first 60 pages and then setting it down for a week straight.

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why do i have to take care of this idiot (me) every single day cant she do anything on her own