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Donald Trump tossing and turning in his sleep whimpering “obamna…”

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“You think every citizen should have access to free and accessible healthcare?”

Wrong!!!

I think that Asylum seekers and Migrant workers and The Undocumented and Everyone Else should get free healthcare too

I love immigration

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As a trans woman you can generally expect not to be believed about most things: The legal processes you've navigated, effects you've had from transition care, what you had for breakfast, and so on.

But there's one major exception, which is when you're clearly joking.

If you say something like "I'm going to forcefem Richard Nixon for his crimes", you will be subjected to a person who fully and entirely believes that:

You possess the infrastructure and resources necessary to operate a real life forcefemming dungeon sophisticated enough to forcefem not just any captive, but a US President

You intend to wield the power of this forcefem dungeon over political disagreements, and are taking active steps to do so

Your intended target is Richard Nixon, famously a corpse who has been dead for 30 glorious, Nixonless years, and you are apparently going to be able to put him in a state that would be receptive to forcefemming, which is generally understood to require a subject who is alive

Despite the evidence that you are a necromancer with substantial kidnapping abilities, you are receptive to being informed, in a strongly worded post of concern, that necromantic forcefem is immoral.

And once they've caught you in your dastardly scheme, they will not relent at attempts to clarify

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the real reason ramb only interacts with kris is because if susie was paying enough attention to him to hear his awesome speech patterns she would’ve had way too much fun going “can you say ‘bottle of water’? can you say ‘hello love’? can you say” and it would’ve added twenty minutes to the game’s total runtime

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Shame is like the pain you feel when you're touching a hot stove. It is meant to make you change your behavior in the present and avoid it in the future. Holding onto shame and self-loathing without changing your behavior is like keeping your hand on the stove because you think you deserve pain.

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You’d think after a certain point the Christian babies would develop an immunity to baseball bats

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Detectives say the key to tracking down the source of the kites was a large wall map covered in thumbtacks and string. 'It's the first time that method has ever actually worked,' said a spokesperson.

Kite Incident [Explained]

Transcript Under the Cut

[Cueball approaches Megan from the left. Megan is flying a kite, with the line attached to a spool.] Cueball: Ooh, flying a kite? Megan: Yeah. I found this big spool of fishing line in a closet.

[In a silent panel, Cueball and Megan are seen from further away, indicating that the kite is flying higher.]

[Cueball and Megan are seen from yet further away, indicating that the kite is flying still higher.] Cueball: Are we allowed to fly a kite this high? Should we Google whether there are rules? Megan: Eh, it's probably fine.

Megan: The string is really starting to sag. Cueball: Maybe we could attach another kite? I'll go get one.

Cueball: It worked! Megan: Nice!

[Cueball walks in with a package while empty spools sit next to kite spool.] Cueball: I bought another package of string. Megan: Oh good, these spools are almost empty. Megan: I think we're in the jet stream.

Cueball: How many kites are on there now? Megan: I've lost count.

[Another silent panel panning out.]

[A much larger panel panning out further to reveal the long line of spooled kites, now double-backing above Megan and Cueball.] Cueball: Uhh...

[Megan pulls out her phone.] Cueball: ...Did it blow in a circle? Megan: I don't know. Lemme look at a map of where the jet stream goes. Cueball: Hey, do you hear sirens?

[A CNN logo is at the upper right of the panel. Megan stands at a lectern, with Cueball on one side and Ponytail, holding a briefcase, on the other. Illegible text appears at the lower left, lower right, and below them.] [A banner with white text on a black background:] Breaking: Kite Incident Duo Speaks Megan: On the advice of our lawyer, we would like to apologize for the events that shut down global air travel last week...

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“hes a woman to me” IS HE? or are you equating women with submissive character traits you've arbitrarily put on a random man

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Pennywise's pile of bodies.

In English it's = it is and its = possessive

ie: It's not the dog's fault its squeaky toy is loud.

So I have a burning question for you all. When talking about a possession of Stephen King's character It, how would you write that?

Its pile of bodies

It's pile of bodies

Why tf did this come up anon are you ok?

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You know the Grimm version of Snow White makes more sense than most versions if only because in that version Snow White was like 7 years old.