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te propongo algo, tú me masturbas y yo te masturbo
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neil: you saved me. i owe you my life
andrew: no thanks. i've seen it and i'm not very impressed
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Neil and Andrew as women are just amazing! I think that's what they would look like.
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Please consider an Andreil Soulmate au where your soulmates first words they say to you are tattooed on your wrist but Andrew & Neil are on opposite pro teams and the first thing Neil says to Andrew is just a straight up insult.
People having generic af things like “hey can you pass me that pen?” Or just a plain “hey” or something super romantic and then Andrew & Neil’s words are just “Nice shot but the goal is actually 5 feet to the left” and “fuck you, I’ll aim the next shot at your fucking face”
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no sé amixes, esto de las relaciones románticas no son para mí
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after rereading aftg for the first time in three years i have determined that the character i relate to most is now wymack. because i too spent most of the series smashing my head against a wall going NEIL FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
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Talvez un kilo de marihuana me quite la pena
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