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“I'm a whole snack”

(Arson stares at you from under the bed)

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Oh there ya are lad, ya want a snack?

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Arson. Look what I found. *shows you a really pretty lighter*

(Arson eats the fucking lighter)

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(Arson gnaws on his ankle)

“Salazar”

(Arson runs away)

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Lazarus just blinks

For the sake of my sanity I'm just going to assume I heard wrong

[arson-and-lighters]

(Arson runs back and immediately falls over)

“Salazar”

(Arson runs away)

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Lazarus just blinks

For the sake of my sanity I'm just going to assume I heard wrong

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“gonna tell him you shoved me out the window”

(Arson gifts you female porn mags before making an escape through the nearest window)

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*Jeanz stares at the mags and then at the window* Uh, thanks? *She stashes them in a drawer*

[arson-and-lighters]

“hehe“

(Arson gifts you female porn mags before making an escape through the nearest window)

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*Jeanz stares at the mags and then at the window* Uh, thanks? *She stashes them in a drawer*

[arson-and-lighters]

(Thud)

(Arson gifts you female porn mags before making an escape through the nearest window)

- @arson-and-lighters

*Jeanz stares at the mags and then at the window* Uh, thanks? *She stashes them in a drawer*

[arson-and-lighters]

👁👄👁

(Arson throws bagels at you)

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Lazarus tries to bite it out of the air but fails so it just wacks his face

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“wow, good job“

(Arson throws bagels at you)

- @arson-and-lighters

Lazarus tries to bite it out of the air but fails so it just wacks his face

[arson-and-lighters]

🦔

This is Charles. He wants to go on a journey around tumblr. could you show him around?

[arson-and-lighters]

"nuh uh"

Sirius called ye his bitch

(First name basis? Wow)

I mean, I guess? We are together. Is this ya tryin' to start drama or something MacTavish because I haven't forgiven ya for the last time

[arson-and-lighters]

"TWINK?“

Sirius called ye his bitch

(First name basis? Wow)

I mean, I guess? We are together. Is this ya tryin' to start drama or something MacTavish because I haven't forgiven ya for the last time

[arson-and-lighters]

“my bitch“

Describe Lazarus in one word

tall.

[arson-and-lighters]

(Arson cries)

(Arson jumps on you)

“hehe“

- @arson-and-lighters

[Kerosene falls over.]

[arson-and-lighters]

(Arson brings them to @ask-lieutriley)

(Arson jumps on you)

“hehe“

- @arson-and-lighters

[Kerosene falls over.]

[arson-and-lighters]

(Arson picks them up and runs away)

(Arson jumps on you)

“hehe“

- @arson-and-lighters

[Kerosene falls over.]

[arson-and-lighters]

(Arson chews on them)

(Arson jumps on you)

“hehe“

- @arson-and-lighters

[Kerosene falls over.]