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best typo ive ever made i think

reblog if you feep stupid

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As becomes more and more obvious, @ivelostmyspectacles ’s fanfics have me hooked! This one, “lily white, poppy red”, is really just about putting flowers in everyone’s hair…but it’s the sweetest thing ever :’) I just had to draw them all! ❤️

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Been painting a lot of skeletons recently

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shark gifs i used for my slideshow presentation at school (not mine)

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i absolutely hate when things decay and i know its so childish of me but i cant stand when things wear out. whyyyyyyyyyy just stay forever

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what do I have to do to go to events where people are dressed nicely and there are plates of free cheese cubes

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only thing that comes to mind today.

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And you get a web and you get a web

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We're at "disappear our political opponents" levels of fascism now

Zohran needs round the clock protection, I fear for this man's life and wellbeing.

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On writing sexual tension

⊹ standing too close. like just barely not touching. why are their shoulders breathing on each other??

⊹ conversations that sound normal but feel like foreplay. “pass the salt” has never been so loaded.

⊹ one of them says something flirty and the other freezes for 0.2 seconds like “oh.”

⊹ eyes dropping to lips and then—back up. with effort.

⊹ holding eye contact just a little too long. like... are they gonna kiss or duel??

⊹ unintentional physical contact that lasts one second too long and now they’re both broken

⊹ a hand on the small of the back. that’s it. that’s the tweet.

⊹ tension so thick that other characters start noticing like “hey are you two okay?” (they are not)

⊹ “accidental” sleepovers. “oh no there’s only one bed.” yeah. suuuure.

⊹ biting back a smile. biting back a moan. biting anything really.

⊹ one of them walks away and the other has to physically restrain themselves from watching the hips

⊹ lots of sighing. frustrated sighs. horny sighs. “i want to kiss you but I’m emotionally unavailable” sighs.

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i thought my laptop was on its last leg because it was running at six billion degrees and using 100% disk space at all times and then i turned off shadows and some other windows effects and it was immediately cured. i just did the same to my roommate's computer and its performance issues were also immediately cured. okay. i guess.

so i guess if you have creaky freezy windows 10/11 try searching "advanced system settings", go to performance settings, and uncheck "show shadows under windows" and anything else you don't want. hope that helps someone else.

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The meme really screams geraskefer so I had to draw them

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Fixed it.

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new sayings: "dont jerk off with the devil" - dont do something awesome "Hand me a pail of horsewater" - I want to try the horsewater No other sayings were invented this year

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Just a sip

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