dni: under 18 yr olds please. I am too old and stressed to be the reason you're introduced to yaoi or resident evil porn - this is my house (blog) and I get to choose the decor (posts) < nsfw or fanfic tag without the (bits) I don't tag all nsfw though just as a heads up - watch later < I am at work and cannot watch this with audio tag - artemisposting < gonna try to start using this so I can find my own goddamn posts
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i like to imagine the act 1 kirkwall gang hanging out on those steps outside gamlen鈥檚 place for no reason. just sort of lounging and bickering
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Casually dropping the fact that I want to fucking quit into as many conversations as possible while at work so they can't be shocked when I actually quit
#talking about out career goals and mine was 'not here basically'#manifesting quitting in late june and starting a new job in july 鉁笍鉁笍鉁笍#artemisposting
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Reblog if you ship the world鈥檚 top two sexiest women! 馃憫馃尮
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I've slowly been chipping away at drawing scenes from that imaginary Muppet retelling of the Princess Bride, figured it was about time to share what I've drawn on Tumblr!
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hung out with cousin's DJ friend last night and he said the best compliment he's ever received was when he was DJing an orgy and did his research ahead of time and came prepared with Portishead/Massive Attack/Cocteau Twins/etc and halfway through the set, a woman stopped mid-blowjob and pulled the dick out of her mouth to say (to nobody in particular) "damn, this mix is incredible!"
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Your regular reminder that trickle-down economics is a cruel joke designed by the wealthy.
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recently my elderly shattered-up phone started letting me charge it to 107% which I've been using to get let's just say a little bit extra out of it on long days
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