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I feel like witches are sedentary and wizards are migratory. A witch has a home, a cauldron, herbs, you go to them with your problem. A wizard wanders, disappears, shows up at inconvenient times to fix nothing. am i making sense

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‘unreliable narrator’ but it’s ’narrator is deeply in love with the person they are narrating’

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HAPPY SALT AIR AND THE RUST ON YOUR DOOR MONTH TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE

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forgot the word for "victimless" just now so I accidentally called piracy a "gender neutral crime" which I guess it is, yeah

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‘it’s just trendy to hate on marvel’ no. marvel has done this to themselves. they overwork underpaid and non unionized vfx artists, they don’t allow actors to have access to the full scripts, they gloat about continuity but don’t have consistency, very few of the writers care even slightly about the characters or the source material, and they have gone for quantity over quality / are overproducing their product to the point of consumer exhaust. they are a multi billion dollar creative monopoly that should be held accountable

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I was on Tumblr and the new thing was to say “bim” which stood for “better in memory”. So everyone in their posts were like “JK Rowling is such a bimmy stop defending her in 2022,” and, “You guys remember Voltron? I wish I didn’t. #bim" 

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So that’s basically how it went down

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A problem that the power grid has is that a power plant operates most efficiently if demand is stable around the clock in order to minimize idle capacity. Power companies will pay industrial customers to shut down during peak hours, and offer cheaper power during off hours. What Preservation could do to balance demand is have everyone sleep/wake in shifts so that overall activity levels remain constant throughout the day. However it seems like everyone is awake at the same time and goes to sleep at the same time. But you know who doesn't need to sleep and also uses power: Bots. Hence why I propose that night time is real bot hours. Peak bot funtimes is 11 PM to 5 AM. Humans are asleep post bot memes. It is essential to the infrastructure of society

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I wanna watch the sandman series but the fact they didn’t give him the messy goth hair from the comics is rlly putting me off

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“Sorry, but this is real life. The ace gets the cake” I say, as I proceed to buy out the entire bakery in front of the bewildered Karen that tried to cut in line

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being transgender is so hard tbey should just have hrt in vending machines

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Instead of Denmark, we really should be having our eyes on Austria.

Think about it:

Not part of any military alliance

Small army

Super unfriendly according to https://www.internations.org/expat-insider/2017/ease-of-settling-in-index-39187 (they had it coming)

Acetria

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people who live in areas where there are native lizards should never take that for granted. you can just go outside and see a little guy hanging out. what’s better than that?

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real estate agent specializing in Evil Supervillain Lairs