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this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!
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Wow. The patience, kindness and calm communication skills. Outstanding.
From raindovemodel
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What if someone got bitten by a vampire, but didn’t realize it. So then they go around and keep misidentifying all the symptoms, like
“Dude, you haven’t gone outside in a while.” “Yeah, last time I went out I got this wicked sunburn.”
“Are you still up?” “Yeah, I started bing watching this show on Netflix.”
“Dude, I’m seriously craving something right now.” “Like what?” “I dunno. Pizza rolls?”
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Jason: Excuse me, I’m looking for Bruce Wayne? He’s kind of a surly, well-dressed gentleman…
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me: *closes tumblr*
brain: what now?
me: *opens tumblr*
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“Girls want a Superman, but they walk past a Clark Kent every day”
You fuckin CLOWNS think you’re a CLARK KENT? Not on my fuckin watch. You dumb, headass motherfuckers are barely a Guy Gardner and you think you’re a CLARK KENT? The amount of disrespect is unreal.
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Of all the spiderman universes you could have been born in, you were born in the one where he is a fictional character.
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TRAILER BREAKDOWN
Backpacks & Purses
DOOR HANGINGS
Flower Harvesting??
Workbench in a villager’s home
Blinds for a window!
Seasonal specific weeds?? Or plants
She SIT
Feel free to add to the thread!
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Pregnant Ghost Bat having an ultrasound at Featherdale Wildlife Park
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