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can’t believe some of you tried to say undertale was cringe as if it did not raise the bar for rpg style games AND have a banging soundtrack AND multiple endings AND a good story AND unique mechanics

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LONGHARBOR is funded!

Longharbor is a maritime horror graphic novel inspired by the work of H. P. Lovecraft and John Carpenter’s The Thing. Thanks to the incredible support of hundreds of people we reached out minimum goal. But you can still pre-order a copy. Check it out and please help us spread the word by sharing this message. https://igg.me/at/longharbor 

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falconry_centre on twitter

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Northern Ballad by Andrey Vinogradov

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When they say goodnight but you still see them online an hour later..

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Yennefer by  BASTIEN LECOUFFE DEHARME

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How it always is in games

Enemy grunt AI: I don’t need help to kill you!

The Player:

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Soot tags gather after fires in areas with low circulation. They are not, as commonly believed, ash covered spider webs.

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Controversial opinion, but ur allowed to like things that suck

Like, sometimes there are just shows or books that are so goddamn awful for any number of reasons… But ya still like ‘em somehow, and that’s fine

It’s not required to write a 20+ page essay defending why you enjoy something shitty, you can just… Enjoy shitty things

Not all content is made equally and you’re allowed to like things that are far from perfect

Like, just, “This show sucks, but I like it anyway” is a totally valid response

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The Mermaid of Lily Lake by Andy Ivanov

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BEYOND THE VEIL is live!

We’re beyond eggcited to share our artbook with you! Beyond the Veil is a 60+ page 6x9″ perfect bound book featuring over 50 new artworks from 30+ artists. Merch includes two 4x6″ postcards, a 4x6″ sticker sheet, and a 2.5″ double-sided charm. We offer three options—book-only, ‘The Egg Carton’ bundle pack, and a PDF file of the artbook. 

To match our world-changing theme, all proceeds will go to https://earthworks.org/, a charity that promotes sustainable development solutions and pushes for corporate responsibility. 

This pre-order ends July 14, 2019. Packages will be mailed in October.

Get it HERE

To celebrate the launch, we’re also hosting a giveaway on tumblr & twitter! It is for ONE book including shipping (merch not included), and is open worldwide. Enter by reblogging this post (number of reblogs not limited). If you’ve already ordered from our shop, we will reimburse you for the book and shipping costs. If you want to purchase the merchandise as well, you can upgrade to a bundle after winning the giveaway. 

The giveaway closes July 10, and a winner will be announced July 11! 

Another giant round of thanks for all the artists who helped make this happen!

Keep reading

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When you roll a nat 20 dexterity save against an attack:

Gif by @gifsme

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I broke Amazon Prime

OMG guys. I must have been going back and forth on the Good Omens episodes too much (a shock, I know) that Amazon Prime couldn’t take it anymore and had a glitch. Basically, the subtitles of episode 1 were slapped onto the visuals of episode 6. I was about to refresh until I realized that watching the episode this way brought some absolute gems:

(Snake sushi, I guess)

(asdhasjkldhkajsdhksjadh)

(I laughed so hard I nearly woke my mom on the second floor)

(Mood)

(…okay…?)

(That is what’s happening, yes)

(Yay demon bathing in holy water)

(accidental spoiler)

After I exited onto the main page and refreshed the problem went away. I just thought it was hilarious to the point I just watched the entire episode this way…… 😂

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An artist : Aw man! I saw my arts were reposted on Instagram. I’ve asked them to take my arts down but they ignored me.

Me : Say no more! Click this link, then click ‘fill out this form’. Fill the form and wait for about 1-2 days, the staffs will remove the image you were reporting from the reposter’s account :^)