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everything will fall into place and turn out so much better than you hoped or were terrified about. you’ll look back to wonder why you worried so much.

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do you ever tire of how, like, dramatic anxiety is?? it’s like. bitch. bitch. it’s not that serious. we’ll live. it’ll probably be a pain in the ass, but we’ll live. so stop making me feel like i’m actively dying.

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Tag yourself!1!!!1!1!!

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I feel like getting my college degree will be simultaneously a relief and extremely underwhelming

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Australia: https://www.lifeline.org.au/ https://kidshelpline.com.au/

Bangladesh: http://shuni.org/

Canada: http://org.kidshelpphone.ca/ http://suicideprevention.ca/ http://suicideactionmontreal.org/ (1-866-APPELLE) http://youthspace.ca/ (778-783-0177)

France: https://suicideecoute.pads.fr/accueil (01 45 39 40 00) https://www.sos-suicide-phenix.org/ (01 40 44 46 45)

Germany: http://www.telefonseelsorge.de/

India: http://www.aasra.info/

Iran: http://moshaver.behzisti.ir/page.aspx?id=1480

Ireland: http://www.samaritans.org/

Italy: http://www.prevenireilsuicidio.it/

Japan: http://telljp.com/lifeline/

Korea: http://www.suicide.org/hotlines/international/south-korea-suicide-hotlines.html

Netherlands: https://www.113.nl/

New Zealand: http://www.lifeline.org.nz/

Romania: http://www.antisuicid.com/

South Africa: https://www.facebook.com/LifeLinePietermaritzburg

United Kingdom: https://www.papyrus-uk.org/ http://www.samaritans.org/ https://www.thecalmzone.net/

United States: http://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/ (1-800-273-TALK) http://crisistextline.org/ http://www.samaritans.org/ http://www.thetrevorproject.org/ http://www.translifeline.org/

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not dating me? sad. tragic. for you at least

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We take it for granted today, but a single Dorito has more extreme nacho flavor than a peasant in the 1400’s would get in his whole lifetime.

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me and my hypothetical daughter