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when you start going down on him and realize he hasn’t showered

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TYPES OF GIRLFRIENDS

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all I want in my life is peace

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all bugs can be organized into one of three categories: homies, chillers, and haters. hornets and wasps are haters. mosquitos are haters. most spiders are homies cuz they eat shitty bugs, some spiders are chillers cuz they dont really do anything, but also some spiders are haters because they’ll kill you. learn to tell the difference. bees are homies but they become haters if you fuck with them. most beetles are chillers but if they’re the kind of beetle that flies really fast at your face then they’re haters.

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my friends and I have a group chat with Lindsay Lohan on Instagram and she sends us pictures of herself once in a while

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last night i found the most perfect christmas card of all time

i bought it, but i am keeping it for myself.

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WHAT? COLLECT WHAT?

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White vs black people in the cold

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I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers

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One time i went to olive garden with my mom and she told me she was alcoholic and then the next time we went she told me that she was divorcing my dad

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i should nOT BE tuRNED ON BY THAT