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Underground is a weird place

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-siiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh-

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This makes me want to get a ham radio and summon submarine spirits.

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In the episode "just our luck" perry makes the cutest noises and I can't get over it. Doofenschmirtz is also so respectful of his sleep.

That's it, that's all I wanted to say. I just think that the interaction and perry are really cute.

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Do your scars ever itch?

Yes

No

I was born 2 hours ago and have no scars / bald

I have a longish scar that keeps being itchy for some reason and it’s the most annoying thing ever bro

I have a longish scar that keeps being itchy for some reason and it’s the most annoying thing ever bro

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Good to know that I was correct in thinking I can't person.

I decided to do some bongos I found on Pinterest here the og ones if you wanna use them.

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Outlive the motherfucker. That's what you're going to do. Survive and thrive out of sheer spite if necessary. Live for the day that nature takes it's course and you wake up in a world that no longer has them in it.

Apply where applicable. Repeat as necessary.

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I'm not sure how I feel about being trapped in an elevator with about 25 sharks...

You are trapped in an elevator with the person on your lockscreen. Who is it?

Reblog with who you get stuck with~

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Has anyone else seen that ray-bans ad with chris pratt and chris Hemsworth.

Well I have, and I feel like it would be a cannon interaction between the two in the mcu.

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Friend group chats are fun. Today one of my friends, who keeps pet crayfish, found babies in a tank that was supposed to be a males only. No choice but to empty out the whole tank to fish out the babies of unknowable origins. But lo and behold, there was a culprit: one teeny tiny little female had somehow escaped containment, evidently specifically going out of her way to break into this all male tank to get railed by like 15 males twice her size. Possibly completely different breed, too. Monsterfucker supreme.

So for a good solid hour or so, the whole group chat was focused on. slutshaming this one specific little crustacean. With like 300 babies.

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I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

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I think the conversation that followed me finding this post is the stupidest s*** ever lmao

two yippees 💖 they are besties (and competing against each other in this poll, but they stay silly)

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Frickin… creature

I love

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That's pretty accurate actually

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