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the fact that patrick stump doesn't have like, a separate apple music/spotify profile for his work for kids shows is INCREDIBLY funny to me. imagine putting the spidey and his amazing friends soundtrack on shuffle for your 5 year old in the car and you zone back in like an hour later and spotify's autoplayed a synthpop techno r&b song about being a severe alcoholic
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my theory: they were originally gonna give him a goat (ty @omtai for the transcript!!)
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i love u and good luck to my uk pals trying to get tickets for wembley <3
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I love pretty handsome awkward by the used as a song but also as a concept like how did Bert McCracken really sit down and not only write a diss track about THE Gerard Way but also call him handsome in that same song 😭 like just imagine him sitting down with the band and going “Well like I KNOW it’s a diss but like what if we call him pretty..? No homo though”
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I'm gonna fist fight the people on tiktok trying to spread their BERT IS AN EVIL VILLAIN propaganda. STEP OFF MY BABY GIRL!!!!!!!
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it’s been a long day .pass the oscar wilde alien gay sex brooch

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