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"From a thread on childhood misconceptions about sex, this one is truly impressive." ~@ladystormcrow

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welcome to the Murdersex zine, a zine celebrating all things sex and murder. but um. we don't want to romanticize it or anything so don't make your submissions too murdersexy. we will do extensive background checks on all applicants and if we decide a past work of yours has too much sexy murder we'll have to remove you, sorry. we have limits, you know, we want a tasteful gory spread you could put on your coffee table, and having the Wrong people in it would kill the vibe (and we condemn all killing! wholeheartedly!)

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extremely awkward event when the tornado warning came through and i had to take my whole family down into the gimp basement for safety. not an easy conversation even at a normal volume

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trust us bro.

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NOSFERATU FLOW (with Death Grips - I Want It I Need It Instrumental)

also on youtube!

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thought too hard about MRI machines today and had this come to me in a vision

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it’s fucking wild because one day you’re like i guess i’m not dying tragically young and you go to the store and you buy dental floss, ingredients for soup, and a bath mat

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You know every show that the premise is like “people find out ghosts/monsters/demons are real and are charged with stopping them” appeal to me way more now as a post-graduate not because I believe in ghosts more or whatever but because can you IMAGINE just being handed a job that you don’t even need to apply for? Like just being told “basically there’s this bad thing and all you do is make sure it doesn’t do what it wants” that’s just customer service baby and I worked that for 6 goddamn years! Just TRY getting past “I have a job to offer you” before I can jump down your throat agreeing.

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Lackadaisy ladies ✨

this took so long omg…

also to the person who requested Lacy, this is for you.. if you’re still here TwT

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people love to complain about sex scenes in tv shows and violence in movies when the real danger is scenes that make you feel second hand embarrassment.

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old enough to remember when smut was called ‘lemons’ but young enough that i had absolutely no business knowing that smut was called ‘lemons’ at the time 

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what do you see that i don’t?

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first 10 of doggust !!

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real life cartoon character

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real life cartoon character

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see what you get on this quiz about your risk of joining a cult. please answer honestly, not what you wish were true of you!

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Weapons (2025)