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Arrogent motherfuckers like this need to shut the hell up forever if they actually think like this.

Genuinely "your voice only matters if you're smart! Hey why do people think we're all elitist douchebags? Don't they know we know what's best for them?!"

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I think the clans need more myths, not just about the like, big cat clans. I want a myth about why badgers hate cats, about why foxes are like cats but Wrong, about how starclan themselves planted the great oak, just, more stories!

I personally made up one I really like where according to legend the rule about respecting prey happened because of the spirit of a woodpecker sloppily killed in her nest that destroyed all her eggs took vengeance by pecking through her tree and causing it to fall, causing a sudden drought that led to a famine. Which was only finally removed after starclan had saw the cats had learned their lesson about honoring the lives of their prey instead of viewing it as unimportant and brought back the rain.

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You bear witness to a horror beyond your comprehension. However, because you don't comprehend it, you....just don't get it. The horror in question is terrified by this.

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I feel like I've spent 15 years of my life telling Andrew Sullivan what a loathsome, self-hating toad he is, yet here he is ON THE 10TH ANNIVERSARY OF ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT MILESTONES IN OUR COMMUNITY'S HISTORY to tell us how much he still hates his own community in the country's largest newspaper

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We're at "disappear our political opponents" levels of fascism now

Zohran needs round the clock protection, I fear for this man's life and wellbeing.

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I’m going to make a new font called Times New Bastard

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My favorite people are those who knew that this was going to be a tragedy but didnt think it would be easier tragedy

You really hopped in like "yeah lets do it lets get it over with" and I said "over with? No honey this will take a while"

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You--on a late night jog--find yourself surrounded by a group of vampires, prepared to devour you. As the leader monologues, you desperately try to inform her that you are right across the street from a blood bank. She is not listening.

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"Wow! You pulled out the holy sword! That means you are the chosen- ... Why did you put it back?"

"Pretend you didn't see that."

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A Villain has installed a kill switch to release deadly toxins into the public upon their own death. Doctors race to keep the Villain alive by any means necessary. The Villain is disappointed this is what it takes to get good health care around here.