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R.I.P Sir Arthut Conan Doyle, you would've hated how much I love Sherlock Holmes

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Vitaly Solomin's Watson is a teenage girl. She is a schoolgirl with a crush. She's twirling the phone cord in her fingers while giggling about the boy she likes. She writes "JW + SH 4eva" with glitter pen on her diary. It has a heart shaped lock and it lives under her pillow.

I don't know how to explain this, he simply is.

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You really start to realize how much Holmes grabs Watson's hands and coat sleeves (including the first time they met) when you realize he doesn't do it to literally anyone else. You also really realize how flattering Watson's descriptions of Holmes body is when you notice how mean he is about pretty much every other man's appearance that they meet

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Same girl 🙂‍↕️✨

i cant stop thinking about them

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Je mama

Reblog to let prev know their presence is wanted

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Recently bought a book from a time Sherlock Holmes was still copyrighted, so his name was Herlock Sholmes (and Watson was Wilson). I thought that one was bad, until I read this! Gotta love all Sherlock Holmes media

okay so my dad got a book of sherlock holmes parodies for his birthday and i am CACKILING at this one

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How about I just explode

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It’s 2025. BBC Sherlock ended 8 years ago. The last season was so bad the fans didn’t even want to talk about it when it came out. Occasionally a post resurfaces where we all laugh at struggling to plug our phones in and being called alcoholics. Every time, there are more and more people in the comments who don’t get the joke. There are two currently airing Sherlock Holmes audio dramas that both portray a queer Holmes (as well as several other excellent queer characters), and one of them now has Holmes and Watson in a canonical romantic relationship. There’s an adorable crowdfunded short film where Watson plans Holmes’ birthday party and they flirt with each other, share a bed, plan their retirement, and kiss on the mouth. A video game about retired beekeeper Holmes just released where he arranges a romantic picnic so he can finally tell Watson how he feels. A popular graphic novelist just released the first part of a queer comic book retelling of the complete Holmes canon and had to do several rounds of preorders because she kept selling out too fast. Sherlock is garbage and here’s why has 15 million views on YouTube. Nature is healing. ❤️🐝

Edit bc I forgot to drop the names: The podcasts are Sherlock & Co and Fawx & Stallion aka @224bbaker (the one with the canon gay relationship.) The short film is called The Adventure of the Furtive Festivity and it's on youtube. The video game is @beekeeperspicnic and it's on Steam. The graphic novel series is by Molly Knox Ostertag, aka @contact-guy) Please feel free to drop any other queer Holmes adaptations I may be missing.

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i can’t wait for when chatGPT and ai image generation also crashes and each prompt cost $50 an attempt. oh you can’t get your stolen big tiddy anime ghibli art for free anymore? you want to buy real big boy art from real artists now? beg for it. beg for it like a dog.

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Our sweet conductor of light <3

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Me after the (now quite old) new update, and I’m too scared to go into caves

sherlock is playing Minecraft. he is having a fantastic time

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John Watson is so me when my ADHD medication stops working (or the famous nullifier enters my system, called ‘friends’).

So John is an ADHDer, professionally diagnosed my ✨me✨, fellow ADHDer.

Go Dr. John H. Watson go!!

On the other hand, Sherlock Holmes is the autism that looks disappointedly at the whole situation.

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genuinely hysterical shit. "oh i didn't notice" said the noticer. you gay bitch

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#remember this is also written by a man in the Victorian England era #truly the best series ever #even if acd hated it in the end #Sherlock Holmes, the man, the legend, the myth you are #can you tell I’m hyperfixated on this?

Sherlock Holmes is truly every woman’s greatest fantasy: a sexist man gets humiliated by a woman much smarter than him and he responds by having a ton of respect for her and never being sexist ever again.

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Thank you for tagging me, let’s make this quick, since my battery is at 4% and I refuse to get up from my comfy spot!

these results are not exactly what I expected, but I like them nonetheless ✨

Was tagged by @nicotinepup for this little game thing, search ‘your name’+core together on Pinterest and pick 6 photos!

Have no idea how this was so accurate lol. Algorithm I guess. I’m tagging @macabrevampire @mortissanguis @acid-onthefloor @frogus @bloodonthecross @heathens-child @anaisthete if you guys want to do it!! <3 (if I added you later sorry I am taking my time finding the @s of people lol)

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Finally a picrew that has my hair!

Thank you for tagging me 🫶 (and thank you for reminding me that tumblr exists, I’ve got massive object-impermanence)

Got tagged by @brb-brained (Thanks!) in this little game, where you do this picrew plus the last song you listened to.

Feel free to add on, anyone who sees this!

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This is one very relaxing song! (Something i sometimes need for my tiny ADHD brain)

Very cute (🫵) little quiz <3

(I am one very curious girl, so I did it again to see what other songs you put in there, and got Lark - Angel Olsen. I liked that one as well :D!)

Thank you for tagging me ❤️ (even if I read it a little late 😰)

I made a quiz!!

So today I made my first ever quiz after taking them for years and I wanted to share it with y'all!! I hope you enjoy it, I certainly enjoyed making it!! <33

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