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I'm sorry y'all. I'm very sick. I won't be able to post for a while.

Thanks for your previous support. But there will not be any articles or books anytime in the near future.

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Overthinking is no joke. That shit eats you up on the inside

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I want to vent, but I don't even know where to start.

Marital problems

I'm not enough

Merry Christmas.

Writing is the farthest thing from my mind.

The world may only be getting one book from me.

Still married and together, but I don't know for how long.

At this point, it's up to him.

Completely fucking lost.

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I thought I posted this already, but apparently I didn't. (That's how scattered my brain is. Lol)

The book that was supposed to already be published is going to be delayed even further. My laptop was literally fried and the entire story is gone. I didn't create a backup because I'm half crazy and kept forgetting to do so.

The good news is that I have the story memorized so all I have to do is recreate and format, however my responsibilities have me spread thin and I still need to purchase a new laptop.

In other news, without being able to type out a story, my nightmares are in overdrive so I'm constantly exhausted from lack of sleep.

But I promise to get this book available as soon as I am able.

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How to know if you have a worthy husband-

#1- when you want your nipples pierced, but are too squeamish to let random strangers fondle your tits so your husband goes through the necessary steps to become a piercer, then pierces your nipples for you.

#2 - there is no need for a #2. I'm convinced.

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I put this on my lock screen as an inside joke. Last night I look at my phone to check the time. My eyes went from seeing complete darkness to this. I startled and almost threw my phone. Needless to say.. I forgot that I changed the lock screen.

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Was talking to some younger couples who said they hope their kids still come in their house without knocking when they get grown. Well, I'm here to say that my kids learned that you should always knock first. Cuz if you don't, you might see some shit that'll scar you for life.

Empty nest equals nakedness.

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I wonder but at the same time I don't wanna know.

i wonder how people describe me when they’re talking about me to someone who’s never met me

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It takes a lot of braining.

From the Writing About Writing Facebook page.

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Guys that put their leg in between your legs so you can rub yourself against it while they’re kissing u go to heaven