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fucking hell man every online service now is becoming like Scan your face and bootyhole and provide blood sample to confirm you are over the age of 35 in order to view this post. warning! obscene imagery detected in the post. the photo included in the post promotes unhealthy perverted dangerous behavior i.e. taking off one's shirt. your employer has been contacted.

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let's hear it for gay whale sex

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Was doing capture relic missions on Titania and randomly loaded into a team of 3 other Titania's. They invited me to join them for relic cracking so we could be a 4 man team of Titania's. I thought, "you know what fuck it, sure" and joined up with them.

I ended up staying with then for 3 and 1/2 hours

I wuv Warframe and I really need to indulge in my *fuck it we ball* impulsive whims more cause that was so fun <3

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Waymo perfec t size for put baby in to n\ap! inside very Soft and Comfort baby sleep soundly put baby in Waymo. Put Baby In Waymo. no problems ever in wayymo because good Shape and Support for baby neck weak of big baby head. Awaymo yes a place for a baby put baby in Waymo can trust Waymo for giveing good love to baby. friend Waymo

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crying bc some girl on tiktok just found that urgent care with the house portrait in it, completely by accident

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Confession: The letter “t” key on my laptop has been broken since 2024. From what my research tells me, they can’t fix individual keys on that model, and my laptop is no longer under a warranty, but it seems foolish to fork out over $900 for a new computer, so instead I’ve trained my brain to hit ctrl+v every time I want to hit “t.”

But sometimes I have to copy-paste something else besides “t,” which means I need a readily available place to copy the “t” from.

My first thought was to search “tiger” on Google, but if you can’t type the letter “t,” you just get search results about Bob Iger.

I realized words that end with “t” are easier for Google to autocomplete, so the first one I thought of was “crypt.” But wouldn’t you know, googling “cryp” takes to you to cryptocurrency results, and I REALLY don’t want my algorithm thinking I google that multiple times per week.

Then I remembered a cool place I went in London, called Cafe in the Crypt. It’s exactly what it sounds like and located below St. Martin-in-the-Fields Church. When I type in “Cafe in Cryp,” Google does indeed autocomplete it effectively! So I either keep that search result open in a tab or Google it every day.

So, that being said, if anyone works for St. Martin-in-the-Fields Church’s marketing department and has been utterly flummoxed by an IP address from Virginia that has googled their cafe hundreds of times over the past 6 months… that wasn’t a bot, that was me.

I am the Spiders Georg of Cafe in the Crypt.

Anyway, it’s a pretty cool place to check out if you’re ever in London. Just maybe not cool enough to Google it on a daily basis for months straight.

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There are a lot of ways the economy is worse than it has been previously (though it's not yet worse than it was in 2009) but the ways some of the people on this webbed site talk about the past is either extremely idealized and buys into Nostalgia in a super weird way OR just means the poster grew up upper middle class and isn't anymore, but thinks that was the standard baseline

(The post that set me off here said "people used to be able to buy new cars and go on vacations and still have extra money". Ok. Which people??? More people than can today, quite possibly. A majority of people? Ha.)

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You have to admit it's funny

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my blog is a safe space for me. the rest of you are in danger i think

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hating is fun but sometimes you see someone only ever be a hater and never a lover and it's like. ok well do you like anything at all or do you only see the world in shades of bad to worse

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reached some more plot in Warframe and made some images to commemorate

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Made cosplay of my fav protoframe

Went to TennoCon and met their creator (they're like the coolest person on earth btw)

Also somehow placed 1st at the cosplay competition there???

What is this week

Anyway, here's my Flare/Temple cosplay, I want to have it on my tumblr too :3

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Reminder that no matter how horny you think the Warframe fanbase is, the devs are always hornier.

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idk thinking about how sometimes you have to show up for people you aren't that close to, because sometimes you're just the person who's there. sometimes you invite a new friend to a party and end up having to sit with them through a panic attack. sometimes you run into an acquaintance on their worst day and they need to talk about what happened. sometimes someone is crying in a stairwell and you're the only one around to ask if they're okay. and none of this is "trauma dumping" or whatever the fuck it's just being there for people because you're the one in the room with them.

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“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.