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like yeah the world has become super pornography infested in the last 40 years i expect there to be a ton of addicts but like… have some humility at least… you get angry when people suggest taking away your digital voyeurism. you get angry when people point out statistics. coomers have like no dignity
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remembering the time i showed my dad knives out and he was like "i thought it was good up until that long explanation at the end" like bro how do you think murder mysteries work
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I've been doing aerial hoop for a few months now and i'm genuinely hot as fuck doing it and all the other women who are incmy course? All of them hot as fuck i love it
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Why do you say men are objects? That’s not true and hurtful
men are on sale at the grocery store for a few dollars
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these are actual diagnoses from my dr appt today
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lol i hate today’s era of absolutely zero nuance takes. a friend didn’t behave exactly as you’d wanted them to? cut them off. a guy didn’t text you back instantly bc he has his own life? he’s just giving you breadcrumbs. doing something makes you uncomfortable? don’t do it anymore. someone isn’t instantly available for you? disinterest. just absolutist statements that often don’t apply to the multilayer situations of everyday life. like. stop. literally just stop it
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It amazes me how many teslas I see out and about. Like you guys bought one for real? On god? No joke?????
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Imagine a vampire sucked your blood and they didn't even pop a boner. not even half hard. fully flaccid the entire time they sucked your blood. I'd be so humiliated.
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