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This Chinese food is so good that transphobes should kill themselves
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The weight of your order being just slightly, yet unmistakably wrong is too much for my little heart to bare
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tomorrow at 1pm est/10 am pst
The Wine Tasting
starring:
@evilscientist3
@madmonksandmaenads
@theshitpostcalligrapher
@the-unseelie-court-official
and me uwu
But we won't be drinking... wine...
see you there!!
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Crazy how fast playing dad rock for bitches with absent fathers gets them on their knees undoing your reversible leather belt with they teeth
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This bag has seen some things

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Sometimes sacrifices are necessary in the pursuit of cheesy garlic goodness
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I wish I got “darkest times” I just get the same dim time every 3-4 months. In my poorly lit era
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You stabbed my tongue news outlet, this is only awful, go to bad town
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Every time I think I'm getting better, boom shrimp
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If you don't like oatmeal, eat it with emeralds
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