ask--dave-blog
ask--dave-blog
Ask Dave~
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Howdy y'all, it's tha' hick tha's friends with Keith and Ellis again. Ask me anythin' you fancy. (Yet another ask account for Dave, a friend mentioned by Ellis in the game left 4 dead 2)
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ask--dave-blog · 12 years ago
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Has Pepper ever brought home a stray animal? If so, was she allowed to keep him/her?
She doesn't need to with 'er father around. BI
I put my foot down an' we ain't had any other animals added to the house.
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That I know of. BI;;
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ask--dave-blog · 12 years ago
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OOPS I MEANT DICKS
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ask--dave-blog · 12 years ago
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DUCKS
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ask--dave-blog · 12 years ago
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Is Keith the jealous type?
Yeah... He's gone to some extremes to make sure I appear very much taken. BT
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ask--dave-blog · 12 years ago
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((I SEE YOU ON MY DASH ALL THE TIME so hi I'm following you now.))
(WHA-- Well hi there! This turned out to be a pretty good anniversary for this blog x'D Thanks for following!)
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ask--dave-blog · 12 years ago
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Dave you're so cute! ~hug~ I'm a huge fan!
Thanks so much! Sorry I couldn't answer ya sooner~!
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ask--dave-blog · 12 years ago
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 ask-keith said: FINE THANKS HOW BOUT YERSELF
Well I can see tha' Mr. Popular~ Guess I can't complain! Domestic life treats us well~
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ask--dave-blog · 12 years ago
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How's everyone doin' today~?
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ask--dave-blog · 12 years ago
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(watch out some action on this blog)
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ask--dave-blog · 12 years ago
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Happy new year y'all~
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ask--dave-blog · 13 years ago
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Hello everyone~
How's everyone's holiday season goin'?
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ask--dave-blog · 13 years ago
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Think you could get Keith into a pair of these?
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ask--dave-blog · 13 years ago
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I was gonna celebrate properly on here yesterday but uh..got a lil' busy~
It's gonna be a great holiday season, I jus' know it~!
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ask--dave-blog · 13 years ago
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Dave moaned quietly from the contact, eagerly meeting his grinding with his own. He hissed quietly as Keith began to part, "An' when have we ever been good," he whispered breathily back, pulling him back in to kiss once more.
"Thank God, it's over!"
“Ooh, I’m real scared,” Keith snickered playfully and grasped Dave’s head between his hands to kiss him back. He slowly straddled the smaller man and rocked his hips into Dave’s once, lips tugging up into a grin as he continued to tease his husband, “Mm, but we should be good~”
He started to pull away again, tugging Dave’s bottom lip with his teeth.
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ask--dave-blog · 13 years ago
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"I'm gonna kick your ass if ya keep repeatin' me," he whispered with a laugh, pulling Keith closer to kiss slowly but hotly. Usually he was all for playing hard to get and usually starting it but maybe he got a shot of testosterone and was heated up already too much. He wrapped his leg around Keith's hip, curved around it perfectly after years of practice.
"Thank God, it's over!"
“Oh~? I can do what I want~” Keith murmured, smirking and staring down at his husband, holding back the urge to shudder at the possibilities that loomed in the position that they were in. He badly wanted to shove his own boxers down and get started, but wanted to play this little game of chase too badly to compromise it.
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ask--dave-blog · 13 years ago
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Dave wanted to be strong, and thought the presence of scraggly hair would do the trick but alas, the fleeting touches were already melting him down. He swallowed thickly, and let out just a tiny little noise of satisfaction. Huffing out through his nose, he looked to Keith with just as much desire now. He sat up and grabbed onto the older man, "Oh yew ain't gonna stop there~"
"Thank God, it's over!"
“I’m ridiculous?” Keith murmured, slowly pacing the bed and grinning at Dave’s flush, “Yeah, sure…~ Jus’ ridiculous~” He lifted one of Dave’s legs and ran his hand down the inside of his thigh, fingers dancing over the zipper of the younger man’s jeans, and then pulled his hand back, letting his leg fall back to the bed.
“Ridiculous enough to stop when Davey gets hot~” he snickered.
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ask--dave-blog · 13 years ago
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"I can do what I want~" he teased again, kissing his husband back. He held on as he was carried, pushing the glasses farther down his nose as the prescription was getting to him. 
He grunted softly as he hit the mattress, and pulled the glasses off, "Yer ridiculous," he teased in a sing song voice, but still flushed at the hungry look. Whether he's 18 or 30 or whatever age he'll probably still be affected by that stare.
"Thank God, it's over!"
“Yer a grown man, I wouldn’t allow such things,” Keith laughed and kissed him again, “Goddamn, yew can make anythin’ sexy~” He tapped the rim of the glasses and scooped Dave up with a soft grunt, carrying him over to their bedroom and dropping him on the mattress.
“Now what should I do with yew to celebrate yer last day with hair~” he snickered and rubbed his chin, looking Dave up and down with a predatory smirk.
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