ask--davesprite

[ask--davesprite]

*generic question about avian shit poker*

god fucking dammit im out

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((hooo boy. this was one of my favorite things to answer but I DOUBT MANY PEOPLE READ THROUGH ALL THAT. tysm ~))

and that kids is why time travel is the shittiest power of them all

oh jade says hi

[ask--davesprite]

@silvisnilade ((that's actually not a bad idea at all. we're doing that. FROM NOW ON BE SURE TO SPECIFY IF YOU'RE TALKING TO DAVESPRITE (from a doomed timeline I guess) OR DAVEPETA))

[ask--davesprite]

((guys? you up for one last round?))

((This blog’ll come back with the next wave of homestuck hype. So probs the next upd8. That being said, i’m not really sure how to continue this. Like, I could keep things the way they are, or maybe try doing davepetasprite or something?? Gimme ideas here))

[ask--davesprite]

((This blog’ll come back with the next wave of homestuck hype. So probs the next upd8. That being said, i’m not really sure how to continue this. Like, I could keep things the way they are, or maybe try doing davepetasprite or something?? Gimme ideas here))

[ask--davesprite]

((This blog’ll come back with the next wave of homestuck hype. So probs the next upd8. That being said, i’m not really sure how to continue this. Like, I could keep things the way they are, or maybe try doing davepetasprite or something?? Gimme ideas here))

[ask--davesprite]

Yo Davesprite you still here

davesprite has vacated the premises. he’ll be back with the next upd8.

[ask--davesprite]

50% of the earth's population is comprised entirely of people without dicks i assure you any one of them can give you a less resentful answer than i

seriously go away

[ask--davesprite]

[ask--davesprite]

i knew most of this stuff before becoming a sprite and now its utterly fucking useless

also im constantly fighting the urge to speak in riddles

[ask--davesprite]

and that kids is why time travel is the shittiest power of them all

oh jade says hi

[ask--davesprite]

[ask--davesprite]

[ask--davesprite]

Arquius sprite?

strongly mixed feelings

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i mean a thousandfold death and the end of the world and all tends to put things in perspective

the situation cant really get much worse so theres not all that much to worry about