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Actual photographic evidence of Jett

The Snake King

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America is a fucking pussy and a dumbass. Just saw shit from him trying Aussie foods, this fucker thought Oreos were better than tim tams, which is bullshit. He also tried the vegemite on a spoon! Fuck cunt, you'll get yourself killed one day!

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I feel like

Even though bogsneaks have them short stubby legs they still move at fucking terrifying speeds.

can you imagine that thing scuttling towards you at mAXIMUM VELOCITY 

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would d'ya reckon Oz'd do if he had the power to change the national language? Like I reckon he'd put 'Strayan' down bc our English isn't really English.

I reckon he’d put down either ‘Strayan or possibly an indigenous language. But I can definitely see him creating more slang purely to piss off Iggy

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would d'ya reckon Oz'd do if he had the power to change the national language? Like I reckon he'd put 'Strayan' down bc our English isn't really English.

I reckon he'd put down either 'Strayan or possibly an indigenous language. But I can definitely see him creating more slang purely to piss off Iggy

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You don't know true anger until

Australian Federal Parliament wanted to ban the word mate - WTF fun facts

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And believe me. I'm brave enough

Every Zoo is a petting zoo if you are brave enough

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The cockatoo just told us to shut up

We were only singing his favourite song. What the hell bird

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HC:

Australia can pick up on languages really easily, and knows a majority of them, because of the variety of cultures in his country. Knowing so many languages helps when your country is a cultural mixing pot.

His favourite languages are some aboriginal ones that he can still remember, however he's forgotten a lot of them and fights to remember the ones he can, so he doesn't forget an important part of his culture. He also likes a lot of Asian languages and german. He doesn't like English.

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I'M RETURNING TO COUNTRY TOMORROW I'M SO EXCITED!!!

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Reblog if I'm allowed to send you in character asks even if we have never talked before.

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Tell Frizz I love him

He loves ya too! Trust me, I speak lizard!

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Send ❂ for a like headcanon.

Send ✄ for a favorite movie of my muse’s.

Send ✚ for one of my muse’s prized possessions.

Send ✿ for a happy memory.

Send ♡ for a friendship headcanon.

Send ♬ for a childhood headcanon.

Send ☼ for a dream headcanon.

Send ♧ for a cooking headcanon.

Send ❧ for a food headcanon.

Send ★ for a talent headcanon.

Send ❀ for a crush my muse has had.

Send △ for a sex headcanon.

Send ➷ for a sports headcanon.

Send ♤ for a ‘dislike’ headcanon.

Send ♆ for something my muse hates.

Send ⊗ for a phobia headcanon.

Send ☾ for a sleep headcanon.

Send ✜ for a fear headcanon.

Send ☠ for a death headcanon.

Send ◊ for a headcanon of the mun’s choice.

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Looking for hetalia blogs! Please reblog so I can follow all you lovely bastards! 🌹

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It's funny

As Australians, we have one fear. Magpies. They swoop and attack. We ride bikes with sticks attached to the top, just so we're safe. It is a perfectly acceptable excuse for missing school, sorry, got a family of magpies in the front yard, I can't leave the house without being swooped. They are terrifying birds, we'd rather just not.

On a side note, I have just rescued and am going to hopefully rehabilitate a baby magpie

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The truth is here

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Ask my muse about their past.

Send a number and ask about a past:

Relationship

Crush

Friendship

Pet

Home

Memory from Childhood

Scare

Injury

Trip

Hobby

Job

Dream

Nightmare

Embarrassing Situation 

+ Add your own!