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Hi john! Hi vriska! I was wondering how long have you two been dating? Is marriage on the table anytime soon?

VRISKA: HI. I'M NOT AT MY HOUSE SO I'LL SAY HI TO HIM FOR YOU L8ER AND ALSO 8ECAUSE I'M NOT LETTING HIM SEE THIS. DAVE: shes very excited VRISKA: YES I AM!!!!!!!!

VRISKA: I've 8een thinking this through for a while-- KARKAT: YEAH FOR LIKE A YEAR. VRISKA: Shut up Karkat. I've 8een thinking this through for a while and I think I'm going to propose.

KARKAT: YOU THINK? I THOUGHT YOU ALREADY DECIDED. VRISKA: Maaaaaaaay8e I have already decided and I just didn't tell you! Ever think of that? KARKAT: WHA--

DAVE: she told me though VRISKA: Yeah I told Dave.

VRISKA: Well we can't all get married at 19. DAVE: hey! KARKAT: YEAH HEY.

VRISKA: Perfect segway! John and I have 8een d8ing for liiiiiiiike, 3 years? I think? KARKAT: YES. SO YOU SHOULD PROPOSE ALREADY. IF HE WAS GONNA SAY NO HE WOULD'VE BROKEN UP WITH YOU ALREADY. DAVE: karkat! KARKAT: IT'S TRUE! VRISKA: I hope you guys get divorced 8efore we get married.

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is jade silly?

JOHN: yeah maybe a little too silly.

VRISKA: So mean.

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how’s jane doing?

JADE: oh!! shes doing very well!! JADE: she cut my hair for me :D JADE: well helped me cut my hair after i fucked it up really bad lollll TwT JADE: she definitely likes being independent without yknow JADE: an evil fish keeping her inside at all times JADE: its nice to see!

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Are you allergic to chocolate?

JADE: im only a LIIIITLE bit allergic to chocolate ^3^ so i can eat it and ill be fine

JADE: ok well maybe not fiiiine i do usually throw up like a lot which is NOT pleasant let me tell you!!!!!! @_@ JADE: but i eat it anyway sometimes JADE: because its yummy JADE: but john and vriska dont even keep chocolate in their house anymore because of it sooo

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Hey jade, what's it like to be best girl?

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oh shit jade harley question asking special! uhhh. do you want to join my eeevil and nefarious plot to vriskafy your brother

JADE: loll vriskafy?? i think hes done a pretty good job of that himself ^_^'' JADE: hes always kiiiinda been a snarky guy but it shot up when they started going out trust me

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oh good, you’re alive!

JADE: theyre stupid dont worry about it. you should ask me questions instead >:p JADE: until my brother notices that is...

[ JADE IS NOW OPEN FOR QUESTIONS ]

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JOHN THERES A SPIDER IN YOUR LIVING ROOM!!!!(points at Vriska)

JOHN: WHAT. WHERE-

JOHN: oh.

JADE: vriska dont look at my brother hes stupid your dog is rolling over!!!!!

VRISKA: WHAT. JOHN. You distracted me from my dog rolling over!!!!!!!!

JADE: hehehe

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have you two ever consider having a kid

JOHN: we've never even thought about it! haha

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damn. my scheme to start a john egbert corruption arc by turning him into Slightly Nerdier-Looking Vriska with 8 ball water has failed! i need to find some other way to vriskafy him. john do you have any ideas?

JOHN: you don't even KNOW how corrupted i already am. no vriskification necessary, man. i could be your angel or your devil. VRISKA: Yeah he's telling the truth. He'd pro8a8ly kill you all if I wasn't keeping him under control. JOHN: yeah i'm the obvious threat in this relationship. VRISKA: hehehehehehehehe

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fisj?

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Do you guys ever do movie nights?

VRISKA: If there's ever a movie NOT playing in this house you can assume we've 8een 8rutally murdered and replaced with imposter clones. JOHN: what? VRISKA: You heard me.

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hey john, you should totally drink the 8 ball liquid! this definitely isn’t an experiment to see if it’ll somehow make you more like vriska!

JOHN: i love my girlfriend dude but i'm pretty sure an 8ball isn't gonna make me more........

JOHN: vrisky?

JOHN: it's fine i'm normal. (He is in fact, n8t.)

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Vriska, have you ever tasted the 8ball water stuff? What does it taste like?

JOHN: i wouldn't be surprised if she's injected the 8ball water stuff into her veins. VRISKA: What?! Fucking drinking it is like, significantly less weird than that.

JOHN: wuh-- that implies you HAVE tasted it.

VRISKA: It's not. It's not my fault it's enticing, inviting and almost tempting! 8esides... it doesn't even taste that 8ad so I'd keep your trap shut, John. JOHN: ...

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yippee! you guys are so cute together! you make such little goobers

VRISKA: And don't you forget it!

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How often vriska bites jonh?

EB: she's like a puppy.

EB: a puppy with an unspeakably bloody past who is an adult.

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Does Vriska taste like spiders. Have you ever eaten spiders.

JOHN: heeeeeeeey vriska sunshine? light of my life? darling? VRISKA: Stop calling me cute light things! What? JOHN: hehehe JOHN: what do spiders taste like? VRISKA: Huh? How the fuck should I know?

JOHN: well! how should i know???????? VRISKA: What's the question?

JOHN: if you taste like spiders. and also what spiders taste like which is obvious because i just asked you that. VRISKA: Uhh.

VRISKA: Well, you already know what one of those things tastes like.

VRISKA: Now you just have to get over your arachnopho8ia! ::::)