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I got to put something up for pride. Ivan let me do it, and he said just one thing cause my desk is already crowded. Bold of him to assume I was talking about my desk! from a distance WHO PAINTED THE TANKS!? Now, if you'll excuse me-

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REMEMBER! Bein' in love is a dangerous game.

You might get orders to shoot your partner, and then you get your butt kicked because they're a bad ass former separatist revolutionary who's been made into a soldier for the government!

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To be honest, that's a healthier thing, but when you take as many late shifts as you do in the military, it's easy to forget to take it off.

what fuckijg year is it

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No, but, shouldn't your helmet have a read-out? Come on. We ain't livin' in the stone age now.

what fuckijg year is it

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"Things Ivan Should Let Me Do In The Bay, And Why I can't." Ranted by Charlie, transcribed by CH4 - Wear Heely's! -He said I'll fall and crack my skull open on a small bolt, which I won't, cause I wear a helmet. - Get my hands on some cool alien stuff. - He said I could lose a hand due to not having proper training, and while he trusts I can handle myself fine and learn it fine, he doesn't want to deal with the hassle of the injury report likely to come. - Eat the bag of chips someone found stashed away -... Okay that one I understand actually. - File a court martial against someone. - Said that I am not only of too low a rank, but I also had a stupid reason... It was not stupid! He was stupid! - Punt that stupid Grunt on board next time it annoys me - Said assault is illegal, and also could be considered a racism. It's just me punting the guy for being a prick. -Take a mongoose out for a solo drive when I am mad. - While he trusts me and my driving skills, he cannot trust my train of thought, and my lack of impulse control. In the future this will get a 'What Ivan Lets Me Do' when someone can get him to rant about it.

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Pokes Boot. Would you rather fight 100 duck sized horses or 1 horse sized duck

Horses are evil bastard creatures we tamed so we could use their evil bastardness on each other. Ducks are just kinda mean. Plus, that's alot of poultry potential.

My mama used to have a recipe in an old cookbook to make some truly divine duck, and my pops was the one who hunted 'em.

Conner always thought it was a bit mean, but pop reassured him, "If we didn't have this duck, the wolves woulda. If they didn't the bears woulda, if they didn't then I guess he would've been one lucky duck!"

I miss him still, but I bet he's out there watching the ducks up with the big man upstairs...

Oh to answer your question, duck, I'm gettin' the duck.

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Juggling like 3 versions of Boot around in my fuvcking brain. I need more asks guys. Feed me questions for Tennessee Trouble Tyke over here.

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I realize no one looking at this knows when the three are available, so I am going to be writing down a schedule for them, so if you are looking for them on base, you know where to look, and I will also include radio frequencies to reach all of them at!

At 6:00 sharp, everyone on base wakes up, and gets ready for the day. Ivan goes to see if things are set up in the vehicle bay and check to see what is being sent in. Kurt is taking a morning shower and Charlie is making getting some games in before getting to the vehicle bay!

At 7, people go to get breakfast, people sometimes don't eat, and they have their own reasons. Ivan eats because nutrition is important, and Kurt eats because according to everyone, he is big and need to! Charlie is just talking with Ivan, he won't eat breakfast, says it doesn't taste good!

People get a bit of free time now to start their day, Ivan likes to spend it in the armory trying to learn things in there, Charlie is in the Vehicle Bay getting an early start on his work, and Kurt gets in a early morning workout!

9am hits and everyone is on work! Ivan and Charlie work the vehicle bay and Kurt often ambles about the ship during the day, this goes until 6pm, with a, hour break you can take between 12-3 for 1 hour for lunch. Kurt is there for lunch from 12-2 since he doesn't have a on ship, Ivan is there from 1-2 and Charlie is found at it's emptiest from 3-4. Again Charlie will not be earing, and will instead be messing with some cards, optimal time to talk to him because he will talk about people on base! From 4-5 pm Kurt will be unreachable due to him being a high rank he attends daily meetings, which he calls 'bullshit'

After 6 pm people are free to do as they please! At 6:30 on a Saturday, Ivan and Charlie leave out to the a near by forest planet and are there from 7-9. Kurt is getting in a evening work out.

Dinner is served from 8-10pm, Charlie and Ivan ear dinner together, Kurt will join them drinking water and taking whatever Charlie won't eat, which is usually like a fruit cup or something.

10:30. People take an evening shower and go to bed! Charlie is up till 11:30 playing games.

3am! Charlie is weird sleeper. He is often up between 3 and 4 hanging around in the vehicle bay, working on a few thing, though I'm not allowed to talk about it. Kurt walked in once during it. He asked what was going on and Charlie told him he couldn't sleep... Kurt and Charlie just talked about stuff.

And that's it! If you wish to get ahold of Ivan during his time in the boonies with Charlie, please radio him at 41.8 hz. If you like to get in contact with Kurt during his wandering, radio him at 30.7 hz! This is CH4, signing out!

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I was still a recovery agent when it happened, my last job was helping lift the body out of that water, you know how many people it takes to lift a mountain of a man with hundreds of pounds of armor out freezing body of water?

How do you guys feel about the meta?

It's disappointing to see something lesser parade itself around in the body of a friend. Some people conflate The Meta and Agent Maine, but I knew Maine. He wasn't a monster. Aggressive and short-sighted? Sure. But that AI messed with his head.

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I dunno, he's dead, why should I care?

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The meta? Like... Facebook? No... Don't think that's it... Uh... Oh like as in that whole what's in thing? I dunno, you do you! I don't have much of an opinion what the current meta is, mainly because I don't know.

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How do you guys feel about the meta?

It's disappointing to see something lesser parade itself around in the body of a friend. Some people conflate The Meta and Agent Maine, but I knew Maine. He wasn't a monster. Aggressive and short-sighted? Sure. But that AI messed with his head.

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I dunno, he's dead, why should I care?

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The meta? Like... Facebook? No... Don't think that's it... Uh... Oh like as in that whole what's in thing? I dunno, you do you! I don't have much of an opinion what the current meta is, mainly because I don't know.

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So, are you freelancers? Or just working with them? If you are, what’s your state names?

Charlie ain't got nothin' to do with freelancer, he's just my apprentice.

I used to be the repairman at Freelancer. Me and Ashe were drinking buddies.

And Boot was a Recovery Agent, but not a freelancer, his codename there was "Recovery 7".

People tend to think that Washington was the first recovery agent, but Recovery 6 and Recovery 9 both were active at the same time as Wash and they had been there before Wash was. The titles of Recovery 1 and Recovery 2 were just reserved for any freelancers who worked in the program.

Yeah, that.

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Fixed it

btw, intro post is not pinned

FUCK

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btw, intro post is not pinned

FUCK

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How do you feel about the blood gulch sim troopers?

On the one hand, they're rebels & deserters. they're not UNSC soldiers anymore, even if a few of them were at one point.

But I've seen what happened to Sim Troopers during freelancer, they're more brainwashed than a pack of CO sniffin' unngoy, and when they break out of that, they can tend to go a bit crazy. I mean, I saw that Biopic about the life of Mark Temple and I feel for the guy, I do.

He ain't even the only one I've seen go out like that. During my time as a recovery agent I once found a Sim Trooper who had somehow gotten to a different solar system away from her base. She turned on some old gear hoping they'd send someone like me. she said she'd found out everything and she had tried to convince the others but it just wouldn't work.

So she called Freelancer in, claimed the others were having "dangerous ideas". Little did she know they were gonna send Maine in. She just wanted Freelancer to rough 'em up to help convince them, but Maine had different plans. I left the scene with 3 boxes of equipment and one less bullet in the mag... That flight back home was maybe the worst one.

But Carolina definitely still hasn't given me back my Brown Bird CD, so actually, fuck 'em.

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[Hi! This is a Halo/RvB (mostly rvb tho) centered Ask/RP blog type thing! I've always wanted to run one of these! The mods are @demon-of-side-quest-hell and @luckystarsfalltoo.]

@luckystarsfalltoo: Hi. I'm Pip, I go by they/them. AJ does lore, I'm just here to cause problems and have a good time. If you try and correct me I will force you to hydrate and touch grass.

@demon-of-side-quest-hell: You can call me AJ or Tina, or whatever honestly! My pronouns are It/Its. Feel free to send all hate mail/lore corrections about the blog to me since that's my job here :D

Characters are:

CHARLIE Savek

Ivan "HAZARD" Riker

Kurt "BOOT" Samson

CH4 (The AI within Hazard and Charlie's helmets and the in-universe runner of this blog)

Tags: #Filed Requisition - Hazard answers #Field Explanation - Boot answers #Fled Damnation - @demon-of-side-quest-hell answers #Made the scene - Charlie answers #Cleaning the scene - CH4 asks #Fleeing the scene - @luckystarsfalltoo answers #From the top - Questions addressed as being from higher ups; Captains, Spartans, (Ex-)Freelancers, etc. This are a tag since they might get special answers. #Stored Memories - Are answers which we've made new artwork for! #Dredging up the past - Whatever strings of "plot" we decide to write for this blog. #CH4's Recordings - Posts where Hazard or Boot are doing stuff in freelancer.