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I Need A Distraction
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Hawkeye here. Or, Barton...or something. Ask me anything you want I guess. Maybe I'll answer it [If it's alright with you, Phil]. [Clint Barton from Avengers Movie-verse. A little bit of the comics added as well. Really laid back and super flirty Barton, so dont be afraid, I dont bite. Hard. (Caw caw motherfuckaa). PST -8:00.]
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ask-dat-hawkeye-blog · 13 years ago
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Sorry I was gone for so long guys
I've been severely depressed lately and also I moved and have started my classes in college. Probably won't be on anymore until the weekends. I can't stay on right now, I just wanted to give you guys a heads up on why I've been and will be gone. 
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ask-dat-hawkeye-blog · 13 years ago
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Stifling a laugh, Clint continued to race down the hallways, keeping up his gross sobbing. "I'M LIKE THE REST OF YOU!! I AM NOT A MONSTER!!" Spotting Tony, he slowed down to purposely shove and push past him. "Don'tlookatme!"
-Clare frowned slightly- It’s Natasha….
((my baby!!!!!!!! I missed you soooooo much!!!!))
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ask-dat-hawkeye-blog · 13 years ago
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"No!! Am I your toy? Do I ammmmmmuuuuussssseeeee you? I AM NOT A PLAY THING!!" Clint took off down the hall screaming and sobbing theatrically. "I'M A HUMAN BEING DAMMIT!!! A HUUUMMAAAANN!!!"
-Clare frowned slightly- It’s Natasha….
((my baby!!!!!!!! I missed you soooooo much!!!!))
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ask-dat-hawkeye-blog · 13 years ago
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"Ooooh. Sorry for your loss. I bet everyone was pretty consoling about that." He smiles at her as she mentions training. "Yeah, training sucks ass but it's pretty fun whne I'm the trainer.....Although Tasha and Coulson don't let me do it much."
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“Agent Matsumoto, but feel free to call me Cobi. Nice to see you, Agent Barton.”
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"Hmmmmm. That is true." He tapped his chin for a moment. "Well I guess she'll be mad for a second then she'll get over it. I'll make her if I have to."
(I missed you toooooooooooo!!! I see you got bbuusssyyyyyyy while I was gone. ;D)
-Clare frowned slightly- It’s Natasha….
((my baby!!!!!!!! I missed you soooooo much!!!!))
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ask-dat-hawkeye-blog · 13 years ago
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"I can see why they would. A fire cracker like you is hard to resist or stay away from." He retorted back in silky tone, eyes mimicking her fingers' pattern on his face onto hers. His head was feeling heavy and cloudy even though the woman obviously wasn't doing anything or had an insidious plots against him, it was probably their proximity that was fogging his senses. 
Her hushed words about broken promises caused a faint smile to play around Clint's mouth. Of course men would have tried to steal her away with empty words sugared with sweetness, but Clint was different. If he said he and SHIELD would take care of her, they would. Why lie to her? Just to get on her good side? No, Hawkeye wasn't really that type of person unless he really needed to be or it was easier to get his mission achieved. Right now, he had abandoned his mission and was chatting, albeit with a dangerously beautiful assassin, to a potential friend or teammate. However, when Natasha leaned in, Clint breathed in her heady scent. A scent that could never be forgotten any time soon. He would have looked down with half lidded eyes if she hadn't been holding his gaze so intently. 
With a smirk, Clint paused to respond to her, taking in her whole expression and being. "You'll get a better deal with SHIELD as for money and care. A sense of satisfaction for doing good. Plus you'll get my undivided attention." Cheekily he swiftly moved forward to place a small lingering kiss on her nose. Clint pulled back and grinned at  her smugly. 
Feeling Natasha’ silky smooth touch on his face wasn’t something he had been expecting her to do. Honestly, it was making him a tad light headed and confused, possibly a side effect from attraction, but who knows. When she had leaned towards him, he had thought that she would at least stop a few feet away from him, but no. Her fingers were tracing lines on his jaw, making him swallow hard and clear his throat, shivers going down his spine. He may be a trained assassin but he was still a man who was clearly susceptible to Natasha’s beauty.  ”Why thank you. If I didn’t knew any better, I would say you were trying to seduce me.” He said, voice strong and even. Even if he was a man, with needs, Clint wasn’t going to let her get the best of him. 
He mentally shook himself to wake up his the stupor that Natasha placed on him, trying to think of his answer to her question. Her damn hand was still on his face though, drawing his attention away from their conversation. Steeling himself, Clint continued to stare up into her eyes and smirked. “Run away with me.” He replied smoothly. If Natasha was going to place games with him, he might as well do the same. To up the ante, Clint reached up to take the hand that was resting on his face and lowered it down to his lips, kissing it softly. His eyes never let her’s as he gave her a small squeeze and a grin. “Come to SHIELD, we’ll take good care of you.” 
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ask-dat-hawkeye-blog · 13 years ago
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"I'm doing fine. Achy, but fine." 
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Sup Tasha? 
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"Mmmm I see. That's probably why, plus I've been on missions lately. How are you liking SHIELD?" 
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“Agent Matsumoto, but feel free to call me Cobi. Nice to see you, Agent Barton.”
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"Alright then, Cobi. How long have you been here? Don't think I've really seen you around." 
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“Agent Matsumoto, but feel free to call me Cobi. Nice to see you, Agent Barton.”
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"Hello there. Don't think I've ever seen you around before."
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Sup Tasha? 
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"Hey how's it going. I'm Hawkeye." 
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ask-dat-hawkeye-blog · 13 years ago
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Damn babe. 
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“COULSON NOOOO”
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Hello, Clint. It is I, Thor. So how do you do, Sir. Barton? :) By the way i like pop tarts, do you like pop tarts?
Heyyyyy Thor! I'm doing pretty well. Just relaxing after a mission. 
Yeah I'm pretty aware of your love for poptarts. I like em too but only the brown sugar ones. Oh and the cookie and cream. 
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ask-dat-hawkeye-blog · 13 years ago
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Giving a curt but warm nod to Maria, Steven turned his attention to the bouncing ball of energy that was shooting straight towards him since it was a tad bit obvious that something was going to occur. The little girl stopped in a flash, only a few feet away from him, and stared up at him with so much admiration. "Sure, little lady. " He said, dropping down to his knees to talk to her at eye level.  She really was adorable and Clint's insistence that he meet the girls made sense now. 
Speaking of girls, Steve glanced over at the other half of the plural word who was gaping at him awkwardly from a crouched position on the floor. Her eyes were locked onto him as she slowly made her way over to him. Steve wasn't sure if she was starstruck or just timid, but he tried to ease the tension by giving her a small wave and a smile. However, the little girl chirped out their names at that very moment, effortlessly breaking the silence. "Nice to meet you. I'm Steve." He was about to hold out his hand when Sabrina leaned in. "Oh? then I'll have to....RUN!" He called out as he hopped up and jogged away from Alara, smiling as he went. 
"Aren't they adorable, Maria?" Clint cooed, watching his teammate play with Alara and Sabrina. His arms snaked around Maria's waist and grinned at the sight before him. 
Not Just A Pretty Face
Thank God Steve was a sweet guy, otherwise Clint would have to do a ton of flirting and flattering to get the man to pay special attention to his girls. Not that Clint really mind. He could flirt with the best of them and he has. You could say that it was a part of his special skill set, only second to Natasha’s. 
Slipping quietly into of the dark parts of the gym with the hulking man close behind, Clint spotted Alara and Sabrina zooming around the room. The older girl’s speed amazed him, she flied through the air with little effort, skidding and changing her direction in a second. Having someone like that could really help out SHIELD. Alara could hunt down enemies or targets or even swoop in to rescue/aid other agents. That is if she could trust other people. Shaking his head to focus, Clint smirked and stepped out of the shadows of the gym. “Ohhhh girls. Look what I brought you guys.” He drawled out, voice velvety and smooth with a hint of amusement. 
The archer tugged onto Steve’s arm, pulling him into the light with him. The blond gave a sheepish smile as he waved awkwardly at the girls, confused as to why Clint was so keen on him being there. All he knew what that they were his biggest fans and it would mean a lot to them and to Maria and Clint if he came and said hello. It was on his way anyway, so why not? “Uhm, hello.” Steve said slowly, “I’m here to play tag with you guys.” 
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Clint rolled his eyes at the taller guy when he spoke of needing naughty people in one's life. As if that wasn't his true purpose in life? Maybe he could share his resident naughty title with Loki but in the end, Clint really would be the all time naughty guy in this tower. Although, he had been good lately. 
With a laugh, Clint shook his head and began to look through the cabinets and fridges before replying to Loki. "Yeah it is, that's why he have JARVIS to help us out." He said, head stuck in one of the pantries. "But you get used to everything after a few days." Clint headed over to the freezer once Loki announced that he was the meat type of person. It wasn't all that surprising since almost everyone in the towers preferred meat and protein. They were growing people and superheros after all. Because of all that, Tony usually kept a large amount of steaks and various protein in the freezers at all times for anyone to cook and eat. "Soooooo, would you like steak and potatoes or chicken and veggies?"  
Loki let out a small giggle at Clint's reaction. "I'm joking~" he smiled as he turned on his heel to face his back facing the bowman. When Clint spoke of how Loki had brainwashed him with the use of the staff, Loki looked over his shoulder to stick his tongue out at the man, making him look quite childish. "I'm sure some people would love to have a Naughty man in the're life~" he teased with a chuckle. 
Fallowing Clint to the kitchen, Loki looked around as he walked, hoping to learn where everything was. "this building is too big" he pouted, "how do you guys find everything you need?" Loki was the kind of person to like smaller and more simple homes with little clutter and clean surfaces. But he had to give this place credit, it was quite clean for being so large and full of mostly men that seems to be the messy type.....like thor, he always seemed to break something back home. "in my time being here on midgard i've come to have a liking to a lot of the meaty foods...like steak...or chicken and duck" he spoke when Clint began thinking of what to eat. 
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ask-dat-hawkeye-blog · 13 years ago
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"Mmm just tell her the truth. She can handle it, I did." 
(I'm back!)
-she held him tightly and squeezed her eyes closed- He… He told me he loved me…-she laughed tearily before wiping her eyes- I’m happy… But also scared at the same time…
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