Hi (o・ω・o) I'm Jikumaru/Masamichi "Kojiro" Date, and this is my Ask blog UwU. Feel free to ask me anything ( ˙꒳˙ ) . What do you mean older bro Masamune hates me
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the multiple failed assassination attempts made against me have helped build both character and self esteem
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Anonymously tell me your assumpmtions about me and I'll confirm or deny them.
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tfw someone calls you their friend for the first time
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Every other Basara character who wasn't able to recognize Mitsuhide when his disguise was literally just a mask over his mouth

Me: Mitsuhide, how come nobody recognized you when you took the name Tenkai?
Mitsuhide/Tenkai: I am an expert in disguise and wandering through the night. I have to live a life unlike my old one so they won’t be able to find me.
Me: The only thing that changed about your “disguise” is that you added a mask over your mouth and nose. Also Oichi and Nobunaga found you out.
Mitsuhide/Tenkai:… well then all the others are ignorant.
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Young master Kojiro, you say your relationship with your brothers is quite hostile...Could you tell us what was one of the peaks of hostility who ever happened?
One time Masamune glared at me from across the room and proceeded to eat a whole lemon, peel and all, without breaking eye contact
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Yall got healthy relationships w your mom ? What’s that like
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me, procrastinating: i hope somebody kills me before this is due
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where the fuck do people keep meeting each other? i’ve never met one person in my fucking life
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do not fix your dark circles let the world know youre tired of its shit and ready to kill a man
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my review on life so far:
★ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆
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A tarot deck where The Fool is just a tiny mirror that reflects your face
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destroy the idea. destroy all ideas. end all cognitive processes to reach perfect tranquility
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bro stop chanting in dead languages you’re scaring the hoes
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