ask-deadpan

[ask-deadpan]

oh yeah ! it’s like, a little dude who gives you money for your cause cus he feels like it !

Or because he’s creepily in love with you…

huh.

(looks left and right) *whispers* pssst okay here's one that's a bit more risqué, someone released a photo into the dark web of a team of R&D scientists that were said to be behind some secret project called OVERSEER

names are as follows,

Dr. Oliver Anderson (head scientist in the center of photo)

Dr. Sarah Mayflower

Dr. Manfred Summers

Dr. Edward Armstrong

Dr. Maria Mills

nobody says anything about them but everyone agrees that these five; creep everyone out. no one has anything else on them and they're a total mystery. so they are HIGH RISK encounters, approach at your own discretion.

the rest of them seem… familiar, but he’s the only one I recognize. don’t worry, though. I’ll find them.

every last one.

[ask-deadpan]

woah, different planets ?? i didn’t even think about that.,., hey frances, d’ya think that our benefactor will give us enough money for a space rocket?

Maybe. He pines over you enough…

and i’d love to break into facilities with you, hartz ! let’s stick it to the man together !

(looks left and right) *whispers* pssst okay here's one that's a bit more risqué, someone released a photo into the dark web of a team of R&D scientists that were said to be behind some secret project called OVERSEER

names are as follows,

Dr. Oliver Anderson (head scientist in the center of photo)

Dr. Sarah Mayflower

Dr. Manfred Summers

Dr. Edward Armstrong

Dr. Maria Mills

nobody says anything about them but everyone agrees that these five; creep everyone out. no one has anything else on them and they're a total mystery. so they are HIGH RISK encounters, approach at your own discretion.

the rest of them seem… familiar, but he’s the only one I recognize. don’t worry, though. I’ll find them.

every last one.

[ask-deadpan]

a computer program, huh ?

And all he does is… Spoil television shows…?

if he’s the one they created during OVERSEER, then he already seems pretty happy now… i’d love to meet him, though. he seems like a silly little fellow. maybe it stands for “Very Icky Rumple Udder Stubble”.

I… Highly doubt that. Regardless, a hacker could be incredibly useful…

(looks left and right) *whispers* pssst okay here's one that's a bit more risqué, someone released a photo into the dark web of a team of R&D scientists that were said to be behind some secret project called OVERSEER

names are as follows,

Dr. Oliver Anderson (head scientist in the center of photo)

Dr. Sarah Mayflower

Dr. Manfred Summers

Dr. Edward Armstrong

Dr. Maria Mills

nobody says anything about them but everyone agrees that these five; creep everyone out. no one has anything else on them and they're a total mystery. so they are HIGH RISK encounters, approach at your own discretion.

the rest of them seem… familiar, but he’s the only one I recognize. don’t worry, though. I’ll find them.

every last one.

[ask-deadpan]

I love you deadpan (platonically)

[ask-deadpan]

… Riiight. That “friend” of yours who broke into this outer space facility is most definitely someone else. Not you.

wait, wait, slow down ! who’s V.I.R.U.S. ? is that who these guys made during OVERSEER ? and who’s this friend of yours ? she sounds like a hoot !

Oh, Deadpan…

(looks left and right) *whispers* pssst okay here's one that's a bit more risqué, someone released a photo into the dark web of a team of R&D scientists that were said to be behind some secret project called OVERSEER

names are as follows,

Dr. Oliver Anderson (head scientist in the center of photo)

Dr. Sarah Mayflower

Dr. Manfred Summers

Dr. Edward Armstrong

Dr. Maria Mills

nobody says anything about them but everyone agrees that these five; creep everyone out. no one has anything else on them and they're a total mystery. so they are HIGH RISK encounters, approach at your own discretion.

the rest of them seem… familiar, but he’s the only one I recognize. don’t worry, though. I’ll find them.

every last one.

[ask-deadpan]

yeah. bad memories.

what are your memories of them, hartz ? if you care to share. i didn’t know you had any bad memories like mine…

(looks left and right) *whispers* pssst okay here's one that's a bit more risqué, someone released a photo into the dark web of a team of R&D scientists that were said to be behind some secret project called OVERSEER

names are as follows,

Dr. Oliver Anderson (head scientist in the center of photo)

Dr. Sarah Mayflower

Dr. Manfred Summers

Dr. Edward Armstrong

Dr. Maria Mills

nobody says anything about them but everyone agrees that these five; creep everyone out. no one has anything else on them and they're a total mystery. so they are HIGH RISK encounters, approach at your own discretion.

the rest of them seem… familiar, but he’s the only one I recognize. don’t worry, though. I’ll find them.

every last one.

[ask-deadpan]

[ Gosh dang it dude, thank you so freaking much!!!!!!!!! I’m so happy you noticed all the details!!! Frances suddenly being there for seemingly no reason is part of it, don’t worry. I didn’t forget her or anything in the other panels 😂😂 ]

[ Yeahh there’s basically nothing on the dude other than ‘being lazy’ and becoming an alcoholic so I’m just gonna apply whatever I feel like. And you’ll find out who Veral is soon 🤭🤭 (probably) ]

(looks left and right) *whispers* pssst okay here's one that's a bit more risqué, someone released a photo into the dark web of a team of R&D scientists that were said to be behind some secret project called OVERSEER

names are as follows,

Dr. Oliver Anderson (head scientist in the center of photo)

Dr. Sarah Mayflower

Dr. Manfred Summers

Dr. Edward Armstrong

Dr. Maria Mills

nobody says anything about them but everyone agrees that these five; creep everyone out. no one has anything else on them and they're a total mystery. so they are HIGH RISK encounters, approach at your own discretion.

the rest of them seem… familiar, but he’s the only one I recognize. don’t worry, though. I’ll find them.

every last one.

[ask-deadpan]

(looks left and right) *whispers* pssst okay here's one that's a bit more risqué, someone released a photo into the dark web of a team of R&D scientists that were said to be behind some secret project called OVERSEER

names are as follows,

Dr. Oliver Anderson (head scientist in the center of photo)

Dr. Sarah Mayflower

Dr. Manfred Summers

Dr. Edward Armstrong

Dr. Maria Mills

nobody says anything about them but everyone agrees that these five; creep everyone out. no one has anything else on them and they're a total mystery. so they are HIGH RISK encounters, approach at your own discretion.

the rest of them seem… familiar, but he’s the only one I recognize. don’t worry, though. I’ll find them.

every last one.

[ask-deadpan]

absolutely ! you killed a horse for me, man. that’s something i gotta repay—

NO! It doesn’t meant that! Deadpan, you do NOT owe your life to someone for theoretically squishing an EMOJI!

aw, it’s okay, frances ! i’m sure whatever favor hartz wants from me will be fine !

[ Deadpan & Frances React!: The Missing Files of Rhyboflavin! ]

okay ladies and gentledudes, i’m gonna be trying something new here. my buddy mx. @marvalouslynerdish gave me and frances access to BHO’s “orientation tapes”. To think, I’ve been a villain for six years and still haven’t watched these apparently oh-so-important tapes…

i’m not sure which one to start with, so i guess i’ll do the first one on the list…

oh, wow… he’s… so…

ugly. why does he look like that ? i’ve seen some pictures of this guy, but none this close. where’s his nose ? his ears ?? why’re his teeth blue ? is he really that bald ??

Deadpan, you see terrifying hallucination creatures every day. Why’s this guy so different?

It’s just that… he’s real, y’know? my brain didn’t poop him out, he really just… looks like that. he’s got some fat pecs, though.

DEADPAN—

hush, frances, it’s still going !

so he DOES have hair ! … and ears… and… wait, what ?

okay, apparently this episode is about “skin-changers”, a tactic villains use in order to confuse and torture the hero. but… why would you wanna do that ? wouldn’t you want to make your own name feared instead of copying some hero’s gig ? i feel like there are easier and less obsessed-seeming ways to torture people, like turning them into a hotdog!

It COULD be useful, but the last time you tried to change your appearance, you almost forgot what your hands looked like…

having dog paws forever would’ve been REALLY funny, though.

They should NOT be giving these things to children.

except the mustache. that’s pretty banger.

RULES ?! these guy put RULES onto being a VILLAIN ? how many sticks does this guy have shoved in there, man ?? the whole point of villainy is freedom to do what’s wrong, not studying over 100 rules ! who the heck put this dude in charge??

Himself, if I had to guess.

he is… so gross. does— does he know he’s drooling ? i mean… i can at least respect his sadism, to some extent. there’s something very satisfying about watching things you want to suffer do just that. Suffer. i just… cant say i’d drool about it… well, maybe sometimes, but not to that extent!

Oh, hey! They got a phone number! That’s good to know for prank calls!

We are never calling that number.

some of this hat guy’s anger is justified, i will admit. the red-headed freak with the mustache that he’s reviewing (Nohayass, i think ?) is extremely obnoxious. But… that whole comment with the hand-puppets was really uncalled for. Puppets are the best creation humans could have ever conceived, probably, second to hot chocolate and third to burgers. Plus, He made that adorable bear cry!

… who was that bear?… why does he have a bear? he… doesn’t really look like anything this hat guy would have. doesn’t really look like anything Dr. bag-twink would have either.

it was funny when hat-guy made bagdude cry, though. scientists’ pain is always a goodie.

overall, I guess this hat-dude had some good points. pain is funny, annihilating your heroes immediately so that they don’t defeat you in the future is smart, and paper bags are kinda shitty, but he’s just… so uptight. so persnickety. if i shoved a clog of dirt up his ass, it’d come out a diamond. sorry I keep bringing up his butt.

not to mention how bossy he is. villainy, from what i’ve experienced, isn’t any kind of exact science. it’s fluid, y’know ? People can succeed in different ways. i feel like things are easier when you just do them and make mistakes instead of memorizing a whole rule book about it, y’know ? besides, i thought villainy had no rules.

i dunno. i’ll keep watching, but right now, he’s kinda… dumb. who knows though, huh ?

[ask-deadpan]

ohh.,., you saved me, hartz,.,., i owe my life.

NO you do NOT.

[ Deadpan & Frances React!: The Missing Files of Rhyboflavin! ]

okay ladies and gentledudes, i’m gonna be trying something new here. my buddy mx. @marvalouslynerdish gave me and frances access to BHO’s “orientation tapes”. To think, I’ve been a villain for six years and still haven’t watched these apparently oh-so-important tapes…

i’m not sure which one to start with, so i guess i’ll do the first one on the list…

oh, wow… he’s… so…

ugly. why does he look like that ? i’ve seen some pictures of this guy, but none this close. where’s his nose ? his ears ?? why’re his teeth blue ? is he really that bald ??

Deadpan, you see terrifying hallucination creatures every day. Why’s this guy so different?

It’s just that… he’s real, y’know? my brain didn’t poop him out, he really just… looks like that. he’s got some fat pecs, though.

DEADPAN—

hush, frances, it’s still going !

so he DOES have hair ! … and ears… and… wait, what ?

okay, apparently this episode is about “skin-changers”, a tactic villains use in order to confuse and torture the hero. but… why would you wanna do that ? wouldn’t you want to make your own name feared instead of copying some hero’s gig ? i feel like there are easier and less obsessed-seeming ways to torture people, like turning them into a hotdog!

It COULD be useful, but the last time you tried to change your appearance, you almost forgot what your hands looked like…

having dog paws forever would’ve been REALLY funny, though.

They should NOT be giving these things to children.

except the mustache. that’s pretty banger.

RULES ?! these guy put RULES onto being a VILLAIN ? how many sticks does this guy have shoved in there, man ?? the whole point of villainy is freedom to do what’s wrong, not studying over 100 rules ! who the heck put this dude in charge??

Himself, if I had to guess.

he is… so gross. does— does he know he’s drooling ? i mean… i can at least respect his sadism, to some extent. there’s something very satisfying about watching things you want to suffer do just that. Suffer. i just… cant say i’d drool about it… well, maybe sometimes, but not to that extent!

Oh, hey! They got a phone number! That’s good to know for prank calls!

We are never calling that number.

some of this hat guy’s anger is justified, i will admit. the red-headed freak with the mustache that he’s reviewing (Nohayass, i think ?) is extremely obnoxious. But… that whole comment with the hand-puppets was really uncalled for. Puppets are the best creation humans could have ever conceived, probably, second to hot chocolate and third to burgers. Plus, He made that adorable bear cry!

… who was that bear?… why does he have a bear? he… doesn’t really look like anything this hat guy would have. doesn’t really look like anything Dr. bag-twink would have either.

it was funny when hat-guy made bagdude cry, though. scientists’ pain is always a goodie.

overall, I guess this hat-dude had some good points. pain is funny, annihilating your heroes immediately so that they don’t defeat you in the future is smart, and paper bags are kinda shitty, but he’s just… so uptight. so persnickety. if i shoved a clog of dirt up his ass, it’d come out a diamond. sorry I keep bringing up his butt.

not to mention how bossy he is. villainy, from what i’ve experienced, isn’t any kind of exact science. it’s fluid, y’know ? People can succeed in different ways. i feel like things are easier when you just do them and make mistakes instead of memorizing a whole rule book about it, y’know ? besides, i thought villainy had no rules.

i dunno. i’ll keep watching, but right now, he’s kinda… dumb. who knows though, huh ?

[ask-deadpan]

AAAH !

HARTZ! Why the hell did you do that?! Deadpan, relax, it’s not real!

IT’S LOOKING AT ME ! IT’S LOOKING AT MEEE !

[ Deadpan & Frances React!: The Missing Files of Rhyboflavin! ]

okay ladies and gentledudes, i’m gonna be trying something new here. my buddy mx. @marvalouslynerdish gave me and frances access to BHO’s “orientation tapes”. To think, I’ve been a villain for six years and still haven’t watched these apparently oh-so-important tapes…

i’m not sure which one to start with, so i guess i’ll do the first one on the list…

oh, wow… he’s… so…

ugly. why does he look like that ? i’ve seen some pictures of this guy, but none this close. where’s his nose ? his ears ?? why’re his teeth blue ? is he really that bald ??

Deadpan, you see terrifying hallucination creatures every day. Why’s this guy so different?

It’s just that… he’s real, y’know? my brain didn’t poop him out, he really just… looks like that. he’s got some fat pecs, though.

DEADPAN—

hush, frances, it’s still going !

so he DOES have hair ! … and ears… and… wait, what ?

okay, apparently this episode is about “skin-changers”, a tactic villains use in order to confuse and torture the hero. but… why would you wanna do that ? wouldn’t you want to make your own name feared instead of copying some hero’s gig ? i feel like there are easier and less obsessed-seeming ways to torture people, like turning them into a hotdog!

It COULD be useful, but the last time you tried to change your appearance, you almost forgot what your hands looked like…

having dog paws forever would’ve been REALLY funny, though.

They should NOT be giving these things to children.

except the mustache. that’s pretty banger.

RULES ?! these guy put RULES onto being a VILLAIN ? how many sticks does this guy have shoved in there, man ?? the whole point of villainy is freedom to do what’s wrong, not studying over 100 rules ! who the heck put this dude in charge??

Himself, if I had to guess.

he is… so gross. does— does he know he’s drooling ? i mean… i can at least respect his sadism, to some extent. there’s something very satisfying about watching things you want to suffer do just that. Suffer. i just… cant say i’d drool about it… well, maybe sometimes, but not to that extent!

Oh, hey! They got a phone number! That’s good to know for prank calls!

We are never calling that number.

some of this hat guy’s anger is justified, i will admit. the red-headed freak with the mustache that he’s reviewing (Nohayass, i think ?) is extremely obnoxious. But… that whole comment with the hand-puppets was really uncalled for. Puppets are the best creation humans could have ever conceived, probably, second to hot chocolate and third to burgers. Plus, He made that adorable bear cry!

… who was that bear?… why does he have a bear? he… doesn’t really look like anything this hat guy would have. doesn’t really look like anything Dr. bag-twink would have either.

it was funny when hat-guy made bagdude cry, though. scientists’ pain is always a goodie.

overall, I guess this hat-dude had some good points. pain is funny, annihilating your heroes immediately so that they don’t defeat you in the future is smart, and paper bags are kinda shitty, but he’s just… so uptight. so persnickety. if i shoved a clog of dirt up his ass, it’d come out a diamond. sorry I keep bringing up his butt.

not to mention how bossy he is. villainy, from what i’ve experienced, isn’t any kind of exact science. it’s fluid, y’know ? People can succeed in different ways. i feel like things are easier when you just do them and make mistakes instead of memorizing a whole rule book about it, y’know ? besides, i thought villainy had no rules.

i dunno. i’ll keep watching, but right now, he’s kinda… dumb. who knows though, huh ?

[ask-deadpan]

well, the hard drive nerdish gave me was pretty glitchy. some of the videos were pretty corrupted and only showed some creepy-ass faces, and a couple of them flat out didn’t work, so they probably are haunted, if not cursed. but I already got that forever-lose-my-left-socks curse on me, and curses probably can’t stack, so i’ll be okay, don’t worry !

If you really want to borrow the drive once we’re done, you’re free to. I want these out of our life as soon as possible, so frankly, you can keep it. One more thing: Deadpan is not brave. She is too stupid to understand what she should and shouldn’t be afraid of.

hey ! that’s rude ! and untrue ! who needs to be afraid of a little prune man in a suit ?

Deadpan, that “little prune man” could put you through pain you could never even imagine… And you’re afraid of horses.

THEY’RE GROSS ! their faces should NOT be that long !

Goodness gracious…

[ Deadpan & Frances React!: The Missing Files of Rhyboflavin! ]

okay ladies and gentledudes, i’m gonna be trying something new here. my buddy mx. @marvalouslynerdish gave me and frances access to BHO’s “orientation tapes”. To think, I’ve been a villain for six years and still haven’t watched these apparently oh-so-important tapes…

i’m not sure which one to start with, so i guess i’ll do the first one on the list…

oh, wow… he’s… so…

ugly. why does he look like that ? i’ve seen some pictures of this guy, but none this close. where’s his nose ? his ears ?? why’re his teeth blue ? is he really that bald ??

Deadpan, you see terrifying hallucination creatures every day. Why’s this guy so different?

It’s just that… he’s real, y’know? my brain didn’t poop him out, he really just… looks like that. he’s got some fat pecs, though.

DEADPAN—

hush, frances, it’s still going !

so he DOES have hair ! … and ears… and… wait, what ?

okay, apparently this episode is about “skin-changers”, a tactic villains use in order to confuse and torture the hero. but… why would you wanna do that ? wouldn’t you want to make your own name feared instead of copying some hero’s gig ? i feel like there are easier and less obsessed-seeming ways to torture people, like turning them into a hotdog!

It COULD be useful, but the last time you tried to change your appearance, you almost forgot what your hands looked like…

having dog paws forever would’ve been REALLY funny, though.

They should NOT be giving these things to children.

except the mustache. that’s pretty banger.

RULES ?! these guy put RULES onto being a VILLAIN ? how many sticks does this guy have shoved in there, man ?? the whole point of villainy is freedom to do what’s wrong, not studying over 100 rules ! who the heck put this dude in charge??

Himself, if I had to guess.

he is… so gross. does— does he know he’s drooling ? i mean… i can at least respect his sadism, to some extent. there’s something very satisfying about watching things you want to suffer do just that. Suffer. i just… cant say i’d drool about it… well, maybe sometimes, but not to that extent!

Oh, hey! They got a phone number! That’s good to know for prank calls!

We are never calling that number.

some of this hat guy’s anger is justified, i will admit. the red-headed freak with the mustache that he’s reviewing (Nohayass, i think ?) is extremely obnoxious. But… that whole comment with the hand-puppets was really uncalled for. Puppets are the best creation humans could have ever conceived, probably, second to hot chocolate and third to burgers. Plus, He made that adorable bear cry!

… who was that bear?… why does he have a bear? he… doesn’t really look like anything this hat guy would have. doesn’t really look like anything Dr. bag-twink would have either.

it was funny when hat-guy made bagdude cry, though. scientists’ pain is always a goodie.

overall, I guess this hat-dude had some good points. pain is funny, annihilating your heroes immediately so that they don’t defeat you in the future is smart, and paper bags are kinda shitty, but he’s just… so uptight. so persnickety. if i shoved a clog of dirt up his ass, it’d come out a diamond. sorry I keep bringing up his butt.

not to mention how bossy he is. villainy, from what i’ve experienced, isn’t any kind of exact science. it’s fluid, y’know ? People can succeed in different ways. i feel like things are easier when you just do them and make mistakes instead of memorizing a whole rule book about it, y’know ? besides, i thought villainy had no rules.

i dunno. i’ll keep watching, but right now, he’s kinda… dumb. who knows though, huh ?

[ask-deadpan]

[ Deadpan & Frances React!: The Missing Files of Rhyboflavin! ]

okay ladies and gentledudes, i’m gonna be trying something new here. my buddy mx. @marvalouslynerdish gave me and frances access to BHO’s “orientation tapes”. To think, I’ve been a villain for six years and still haven’t watched these apparently oh-so-important tapes…

i’m not sure which one to start with, so i guess i’ll do the first one on the list…

oh, wow… he’s… so…

ugly. why does he look like that ? i’ve seen some pictures of this guy, but none this close. where’s his nose ? his ears ?? why’re his teeth blue ? is he really that bald ??

Deadpan, you see terrifying hallucination creatures every day. Why’s this guy so different?

It’s just that… he’s real, y’know? my brain didn’t poop him out, he really just… looks like that. he’s got some fat pecs, though.

DEADPAN—

hush, frances, it’s still going !

so he DOES have hair ! … and ears… and… wait, what ?

okay, apparently this episode is about “skin-changers”, a tactic villains use in order to confuse and torture the hero. but… why would you wanna do that ? wouldn’t you want to make your own name feared instead of copying some hero’s gig ? i feel like there are easier and less obsessed-seeming ways to torture people, like turning them into a hotdog!

It COULD be useful, but the last time you tried to change your appearance, you almost forgot what your hands looked like…

having dog paws forever would’ve been REALLY funny, though.

They should NOT be giving these things to children.

except the mustache. that’s pretty banger.

RULES ?! these guy put RULES onto being a VILLAIN ? how many sticks does this guy have shoved in there, man ?? the whole point of villainy is freedom to do what’s wrong, not studying over 100 rules ! who the heck put this dude in charge??

Himself, if I had to guess.

he is… so gross. does— does he know he’s drooling ? i mean… i can at least respect his sadism, to some extent. there’s something very satisfying about watching things you want to suffer do just that. Suffer. i just… cant say i’d drool about it… well, maybe sometimes, but not to that extent!

Oh, hey! They got a phone number! That’s good to know for prank calls!

We are never calling that number.

some of this hat guy’s anger is justified, i will admit. the red-headed freak with the mustache that he’s reviewing (Nohayass, i think ?) is extremely obnoxious. But… that whole comment with the hand-puppets was really uncalled for. Puppets are the best creation humans could have ever conceived, probably, second to hot chocolate and third to burgers. Plus, He made that adorable bear cry!

… who was that bear?… why does he have a bear? he… doesn’t really look like anything this hat guy would have. doesn’t really look like anything Dr. bag-twink would have either.

it was funny when hat-guy made bagdude cry, though. scientists’ pain is always a goodie.

overall, I guess this hat-dude had some good points. pain is funny, annihilating your heroes immediately so that they don’t defeat you in the future is smart, and paper bags are kinda shitty, but he’s just… so uptight. so persnickety. if i shoved a clog of dirt up his ass, it’d come out a diamond. sorry I keep bringing up his butt.

not to mention how bossy he is. villainy, from what i’ve experienced, isn’t any kind of exact science. it’s fluid, y’know ? People can succeed in different ways. i feel like things are easier when you just do them and make mistakes instead of memorizing a whole rule book about it, y’know ? besides, i thought villainy had no rules.

i dunno. i’ll keep watching, but right now, he’s kinda… dumb. who knows though, huh ?

[ask-deadpan]

… of course.

@ask-deadpan

deadpan: ooh, a butchery ! i get some of my best burger meat from butchers ! I should check yours out.,.

Frances, whispering: DEADPAN! Don’t you remember what she said about ‘eating people’?! I wouldn’t trust this butcher as far as I could throw it.

Deadpan, also whispering: you can’t throw a building, frances.

Frances, still whispering: …Exactly.

"OH YOU SHOULD TOTALLY COME BY!"

"that wasn't supposed to show up.. my apologies Francis.. that wasn't intentional-"

[ask-deadpan]

… godlike, huh ? that’s… not concerning. not in the slightest. I’m glad he likes your art, though.

@ask-deadpan

[this is for Lead :)))]

deadpan: a painter for the hat guy, huh ? … does he ever pay you extra to paint him with hair ? or , like .,., making him a couple inches taller looking ?

*That got a quiet scoff out of him as he glanced up from his sketchbook with the page full of messy doodles of crucifixions and human sacrifices. No one would expect less from Black Hat's painter*

"𝒫ℯ𝒶𝓈ℯ, ℐ 𝒽𝒶𝓇𝒹𝓁𝓎 𝓀𝓃ℴ𝓌 𝒾𝒻 𝓉𝒽ℯ 𝓉ℯ𝓇𝓂 'ℯ𝓍𝓉𝓇𝒶 𝓅𝒶𝓎' 𝒶𝓃𝓎𝓂ℴ𝓇ℯ, 𝓎ℴ𝓊 𝓀𝓃ℴ𝓌 𝓉𝒽ℯ 'ℋ𝒶𝓉 𝒢𝓊𝓎' 𝒾𝓃 𝓆𝓊ℯ𝓈𝓉𝒾ℴ𝓃, 𝒹ℴ 𝓎ℴ𝓊 𝓃ℴ𝓉? 𝒜𝓃𝒹 ℐ 𝒹ℴ 𝓃ℴ𝓉 𝓇ℯℊ𝓊𝓁𝒶𝓇𝓁𝓎 𝓅𝒶𝒾𝓃𝓉 𝓌𝒾𝓉𝒽 𝓂𝓎 𝒽𝒶𝒾𝓇, 𝒶𝓈 𝒾𝓉 𝒸ℴ𝓃𝓉𝒶𝒾𝓃𝓈 𝒽𝒾ℊ𝒽 𝓁ℯ𝓋ℯ𝓁𝓈 ℴ𝒻 𝓁ℯ𝒶𝒹, 𝒶𝓈 𝓂𝒾𝓃ℯ 𝓃𝒶𝓂ℯ 𝓈𝓊ℊℊℯ𝓈𝓉𝓈. 𝒯𝒾𝓈 𝒻ℴ𝓇 𝓉𝒽ℯ 𝓈𝒶𝓀ℯ ℴ𝒻 𝓉𝒽ℯ 𝒹ℴ𝒸𝓉ℴ𝓇 𝒶𝓃𝒹 5.0.5, ℐ 𝓌ℴ𝓊𝓁𝒹𝓃'𝓉 𝒷ℯ 𝓈𝓊𝓇𝓅𝓇𝒾𝓈ℯ𝒹 𝒾𝒻 𝒟ℯ𝓂ℯ𝓃𝓉𝒾𝒶 𝓌𝒶𝓈 𝒾𝓂𝓂𝓊𝓃ℯ 𝓉ℴ 𝓅ℴ𝒾𝓈ℴ𝓃𝒾𝓃ℊ. ℬ𝓊𝓉, ℴ𝓃 𝓇𝒶𝓇ℯ ℴ𝒸𝒸𝒶𝓈𝒾ℴ𝓃𝓈, ℐ 𝓌𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝓊𝓈ℯ 𝓂𝓎 𝒽𝒶𝒾𝓇 𝓉ℴ 𝓂𝓎 𝒶𝒹𝓋𝒶𝓃𝓉𝒶ℊℯ. 𝒜𝓃𝒹 ℐ 𝓆𝓊𝒾𝓉ℯ ℯ𝓃𝒿ℴ𝓎 𝒹ℯ𝓅𝒾𝒸𝓉𝒾𝓃ℊ 𝓉𝒽ℯ 𝓁ℴ𝓇𝒹 𝒾𝓃 𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝓂ℴ𝓇ℯ 𝓊𝓃𝒽ℴ𝓁𝓎 𝒻ℴ𝓇𝓂𝓈. 𝒯𝒽ℯ ℊ𝓇𝓊ℯ𝓈ℴ𝓂ℯ 𝒹ℯ𝓉𝒶𝒾𝓁𝓈 𝒶𝓇𝓉 𝓈𝓊𝒸𝒽 𝒻𝓊𝓃 𝓉ℴ 𝒹𝓇𝒶𝓌!"

Translation: "Pease, I hardly know if the term 'extra pay' anymore, you know the 'Hat Guy' in question, do you not? And I do not regularly paint with my hair, as it contains high levels of lead, as mine name suggests. Tis for the sake of the doctor and 5.0.5, I would not be surprised if Dementia was immune to poisoning. But, on rare occasions, I will use my hair to my advantage. And I quite enjoy depicting the lord in his more unholy forms. The gruesome details art such fun to draw!"

[ask-deadpan]

Well, I can understand that. He’s wise to fear them. And you deal with the tougher residents? How? Melting their hearts with your cuteness? Forgive me if I’m being presumptuous, but you don’t seem like the type they send to straighten out “tougher” villains.

And do spill the tea anytime, dear Hartz. I’m sure it’d be very useful to us…

@ask-deadpan

deadpan: ooh, a butchery ! i get some of my best burger meat from butchers ! I should check yours out.,.

Frances, whispering: DEADPAN! Don’t you remember what she said about ‘eating people’?! I wouldn’t trust this butcher as far as I could throw it.

Deadpan, also whispering: you can’t throw a building, frances.

Frances, still whispering: …Exactly.

"OH YOU SHOULD TOTALLY COME BY!"

"that wasn't supposed to show up.. my apologies Francis.. that wasn't intentional-"

[ask-deadpan]

oh, no, i meant do you paint him having hair ? like, since he’s super bald and all ? it’s kind of embarrassing to look at, honestly. i’m sure you make him look like a babe and all in your paintings since that’s your job, but from what i’ve seen.,. you got a lot to make up for.

and why do you keep calling him “lord” ?

@ask-deadpan

[this is for Lead :)))]

deadpan: a painter for the hat guy, huh ? … does he ever pay you extra to paint him with hair ? or , like .,., making him a couple inches taller looking ?

*That got a quiet scoff out of him as he glanced up from his sketchbook with the page full of messy doodles of crucifixions and human sacrifices. No one would expect less from Black Hat's painter*

"𝒫ℯ𝒶𝓈ℯ, ℐ 𝒽𝒶𝓇𝒹𝓁𝓎 𝓀𝓃ℴ𝓌 𝒾𝒻 𝓉𝒽ℯ 𝓉ℯ𝓇𝓂 'ℯ𝓍𝓉𝓇𝒶 𝓅𝒶𝓎' 𝒶𝓃𝓎𝓂ℴ𝓇ℯ, 𝓎ℴ𝓊 𝓀𝓃ℴ𝓌 𝓉𝒽ℯ 'ℋ𝒶𝓉 𝒢𝓊𝓎' 𝒾𝓃 𝓆𝓊ℯ𝓈𝓉𝒾ℴ𝓃, 𝒹ℴ 𝓎ℴ𝓊 𝓃ℴ𝓉? 𝒜𝓃𝒹 ℐ 𝒹ℴ 𝓃ℴ𝓉 𝓇ℯℊ𝓊𝓁𝒶𝓇𝓁𝓎 𝓅𝒶𝒾𝓃𝓉 𝓌𝒾𝓉𝒽 𝓂𝓎 𝒽𝒶𝒾𝓇, 𝒶𝓈 𝒾𝓉 𝒸ℴ𝓃𝓉𝒶𝒾𝓃𝓈 𝒽𝒾ℊ𝒽 𝓁ℯ𝓋ℯ𝓁𝓈 ℴ𝒻 𝓁ℯ𝒶𝒹, 𝒶𝓈 𝓂𝒾𝓃ℯ 𝓃𝒶𝓂ℯ 𝓈𝓊ℊℊℯ𝓈𝓉𝓈. 𝒯𝒾𝓈 𝒻ℴ𝓇 𝓉𝒽ℯ 𝓈𝒶𝓀ℯ ℴ𝒻 𝓉𝒽ℯ 𝒹ℴ𝒸𝓉ℴ𝓇 𝒶𝓃𝒹 5.0.5, ℐ 𝓌ℴ𝓊𝓁𝒹𝓃'𝓉 𝒷ℯ 𝓈𝓊𝓇𝓅𝓇𝒾𝓈ℯ𝒹 𝒾𝒻 𝒟ℯ𝓂ℯ𝓃𝓉𝒾𝒶 𝓌𝒶𝓈 𝒾𝓂𝓂𝓊𝓃ℯ 𝓉ℴ 𝓅ℴ𝒾𝓈ℴ𝓃𝒾𝓃ℊ. ℬ𝓊𝓉, ℴ𝓃 𝓇𝒶𝓇ℯ ℴ𝒸𝒸𝒶𝓈𝒾ℴ𝓃𝓈, ℐ 𝓌𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝓊𝓈ℯ 𝓂𝓎 𝒽𝒶𝒾𝓇 𝓉ℴ 𝓂𝓎 𝒶𝒹𝓋𝒶𝓃𝓉𝒶ℊℯ. 𝒜𝓃𝒹 ℐ 𝓆𝓊𝒾𝓉ℯ ℯ𝓃𝒿ℴ𝓎 𝒹ℯ𝓅𝒾𝒸𝓉𝒾𝓃ℊ 𝓉𝒽ℯ 𝓁ℴ𝓇𝒹 𝒾𝓃 𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝓂ℴ𝓇ℯ 𝓊𝓃𝒽ℴ𝓁𝓎 𝒻ℴ𝓇𝓂𝓈. 𝒯𝒽ℯ ℊ𝓇𝓊ℯ𝓈ℴ𝓂ℯ 𝒹ℯ𝓉𝒶𝒾𝓁𝓈 𝒶𝓇𝓉 𝓈𝓊𝒸𝒽 𝒻𝓊𝓃 𝓉ℴ 𝒹𝓇𝒶𝓌!"

Translation: "Pease, I hardly know if the term 'extra pay' anymore, you know the 'Hat Guy' in question, do you not? And I do not regularly paint with my hair, as it contains high levels of lead, as mine name suggests. Tis for the sake of the doctor and 5.0.5, I would not be surprised if Dementia was immune to poisoning. But, on rare occasions, I will use my hair to my advantage. And I quite enjoy depicting the lord in his more unholy forms. The gruesome details art such fun to draw!"