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[ask-dottore]

Heyy Dottore, in Sohreh’s letter she said “you seemed attracted by the ancient machines”. Does that mean you are into robots or something? Not that I’m kink shaming👀

Greetings, dear anonymous test subject.

Sohreh... The wretched girl that never fails to torment me... She's even haunting me from beyond the grave now as it seems! That finch! (Yes, I meant to curse but her name also literally means finch so... Yeah.)

Yes. I am very much interested in ancient machines-

A kink you say?!!! Now, was it Sohreh who made it sound like there was something... "Intimate"... About me and my machines or was it your interpretation?

It is truly disturbing, for I have this recurring nightmare on this very subject:

As you can see, this is the nightmare. I've been wondering what it means for years now... I suppose it merely means that I'm married to my work, and part of my work, the most enjoyable one at that, has to do with ancient mechanical life forms and such, like Ruin Guards. Now... Am I romantically or sexually attracted to these machines?

Well... Comparing to Sohreh herself who obviously had such intention towards me, of course. But generally, I do not see the point in all this. I never understood why people seem to enjoy such things in general. It is all for reproduction after all, isn't it...?

I cannot reproduce with these machines now can I? I mean my late clones, considering how I built them, can be regarded as my progeny with machines but...

Oh, why did you have to impose such thoughts into my precious brain?! How dare you? This brain was meant for greater things... *sigh*

Anyway I hope this answers your question. I have to think about this more myself. But for now, I simply say... I do not understand the concept of romance. And forgive me for being so blunt... Why fuck a machine or even a person when I can literally fuck up the whole Sumeru or the entirety of Teyvat? Hm?

[ask-dottore]

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Feel free to ask me anything, for I have a lot to ask you. The more blasphemous the ask, the better. I am the embodiment of cringe so I know very well how to deal with it. Suit yourself.

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