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Dolores: Too late >:)

UHHH- y'all should get Doom some help- I asked his favorite food and he said WATER-

Eddie: @judge-dooms-confessional-box, who in the world says water is my favorite food???

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Dolores: You're gonna eat food today. I'm not letting you """"eat"""" water ever again!

UHHH- y'all should get Doom some help- I asked his favorite food and he said WATER-

Eddie: @judge-dooms-confessional-box, who in the world says water is my favorite food???

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Dolores: Doom...

UHHH- y'all should get Doom some help- I asked his favorite food and he said WATER-

Eddie: @judge-dooms-confessional-box, who in the world says water is my favorite food???

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Eddie: Doom, ya just said that you weren't okay! You can't just have water as food, that's like... Very impossible and unhealthy!

UHHH- y'all should get Doom some help- I asked his favorite food and he said WATER-

Eddie: @judge-dooms-confessional-box, who in the world says water is my favorite food???

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Eddie: Grown adults who, a week ago, were fighting over who was the favourite because of a bird 🙃

WHY DID YOU TELL da- DOOM TO ADOPT US?!-

--🖕S.

Eddie: Because he's your dad, Smartass.

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Eddie: Then why were you guys cuddling on the couch? You don't cuddle on the couch with your boss.

WHY DID YOU TELL da- DOOM TO ADOPT US?!-

--🖕S.

Eddie: Because he's your dad, Smartass.

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Dolores: Doom, we love you... But honey, you need a intervention ☠️

UHHH- y'all should get Doom some help- I asked his favorite food and he said WATER-

Eddie: @judge-dooms-confessional-box, who in the world says water is my favorite food???

[ask-eddie-valiant]

Dolores! how's it been for you dating Doom? how did your friends like Jessica take it?

Dolores: It's been nice so far, though Doom can be a bit shy at times. Jessica was put off by me dating Doom at first, but she's been more relaxed after I told her about everything that happened after Doom's resurrection.

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UHHH- y'all should get Doom some help- I asked his favorite food and he said WATER-

Eddie: @judge-dooms-confessional-box, who in the world says water is my favorite food???

[ask-eddie-valiant]

WHY DID YOU TELL da- DOOM TO ADOPT US?!-

--🖕S.

Eddie: Because he's your dad, Smartass.

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favorite food and drink? no Eddie alcohol doesn't count-

Eddie: Jellybeans count >:) Also I like milkshakes

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Eddie: It can be both if you put your mind to it.

Hey Doom, guess what :)?

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Doom: oh no- should I be worried?

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Eddie: Just sign right here and it's practically offical >:)

Hey Doom, guess what :)?

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Doom: oh no- should I be worried?

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Eddie: Yeap. Pretty clever, right?

Hey Doom, guess what :)?

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Doom: oh no- should I be worried?

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Eddie: For the weasels. I'm going to adopt them as a prank.

Hey Doom, guess what :)?

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Doom: oh no- should I be worried?

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Eddie: I have adoption papers. Guess what I'm gonna do with them :)?

Hey Doom, guess what :)?

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Doom: oh no- should I be worried?

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Eddie: I went to the bakery to get cinnamon buns for you, but you seem pretty occupied right now. I'm surprised you haven't moved a muscles already.

If they're all the favorite, hug them, Doom.

Doom:....okay. {all the weasels let out a soft yelp of surprise when Doom calmly pulls them into a hug and sits down on the couch. a cacophony of purring can be heard in the house.}