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Goodnight Sweet Prince

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Imagine instead of Hamlet speaking his soliloquies, he sits on his bed and writes them angrily in the journal he keeps in his bedside table. "Dear diary, Is it better to live or die? Who cares because either way, iTS FUCKING BULLSHIT."

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Laertes: doth thou want to fucking go

Hamlet: you can't speak to me like that, im the prince

Laertes: im sorry. doth thou want to fucking go, my lord

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me, jumping from one emotional extreme to another: parkour

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Fresh Prince Of Denmark

Now, this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I’d like to take a minute; to me shall you mark I’ll tell you how I became the prince of a place called Denmark

In West Copenhagen, born and raised, In the graveyard is where I spent most of my days Freaking out max about the misrule Playing with my swords and learning to duel When a couple guys said “your dad is a ghost” “I saw him last night when I was at my post" I got super freaked out, and started to unhinge “THIS NIGHT I VOW, I SHALL HAVE MY REVENGE!”

I couldn’t believe what my dad said to me It had me questioning, to be or not to be? You see my dad was dead, but before he went cold My uncle had swooped in and took up his throne And if it the whole thing weren’t an infinite jest Mother married Uncle; such a bed of incest! But the thing about his death, his end, so it were He said it was a foul, most unnatural murder.

Words, words, words, ran around in my head I wasn’t very nice, there were stupid things I said. Ophelia, my lady, saw the worst part of me I yelled out loud, “Get thee to a nunnery” Ay there’s the rub, she’s a sensitive soul And she drowned herself down at the watering hole. I couldn’t believe it, and neither could her brother He wanted revenge, we were gonna fight each other.

I challenged her brother, “At dawn, we duel!” I figured if nothing, to thine own self be true. We slashed and fought, but he got in a hit And I was a goner, he had poisoned the tip Mom drinks a cup that was meant for me And I stab two others, four deaths including me! I looked at my kingdom, I had one more remark “The rest is silence”, said the Prince of Denmark

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kid in my english class, jokingly: so hamlet's interrupting the play like kanye west?

my english teacher, a sweet middle-aged woman, suddenly in awe: oh my god, you're right. hamlet is so kanye. hamlet is the most kanye literary figure ever.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MUN YOU ARE GREAT

((Thanks!!! :D))

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hamlet: Claudius stop screwing my mom

claudius: how dare you kinkshame me,,, here..... in my dead brother's house

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today is mun’s 19th birthday!!!

and, ask-emo-hamlet has surpassed one year of existence!!

thank you all for your kindness!! ^.^

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Yooo Hamlet, It’s true, it’s me, your father. I cannot say who murdered me but he’s wearing my crown and sleeping with my wife. Oh yeah, incest. But I cannot say who it is. - The Ghost

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John Austen’s illustrations for Hamlet (c. 1922)

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I didn’t know Hamlet had a fandom. Well, hello, i have arrived.

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Things I learned on here: you don't actually have your hair in a bleach blonde pixie cut :'(, your Hamlet AUs makes it better to understand Shakespeare overall & you may not always be around on tumblr but you post quality content here! :D

((oh my gosh this is probably one of the nicest things anyone has ever said to me!!!!!!! thank you so much anon!!!)