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[ask-fizzmew]

”So the crazy ai hellbent on serving a corrupt and murderous corporation has been given the powers of a god? Great! Just what I needed,” the human pinched the bridge of his nose with an irritated sigh.

“Guess my job as the protagonist isn’t over yet then. Same end boss, different power scale and moves. I’m sure I can handle this a third time. Just gotta build up my army of superpowered… animal… things.”

“Actually wait a moment! You’re a mew too so why can’t you just use your own godly mumbo jumbo to drag him here before he figures out the death codes?”

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”Heh, well you know someone had to be the hero,” the human tried to act nonchalant towards the praise, “just so happened I was the best one around to kick some FizzCo ass.” 

Scorch simply rolled her eyes from the humans shoulder, smacking him on the head with her tail. He quickly stoped his preening with a sharp Ow.

“Hey I thought you were supposed to be on my side,” he muttered towards the lizard only to get another eyeroll.

The petty argument was quickly cut off as they took notice of Celeste’s floating. “Hold on a-“ he held up an arm to shield his eyes as she began to glow brighter.

As the light died down he glanced towards the once dragonair only to see- “wait you’re one of those pink cat things too?!”

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(continued from @kutsukispast )

”Heh, well you know someone had to be the hero,” the human tried to act nonchalant towards the praise, “just so happened I was the best one around to kick some FizzCo ass.” 

Scorch simply rolled her eyes from the humans shoulder, smacking him on the head with her tail. He quickly stoped his preening with a sharp Ow.

“Hey I thought you were supposed to be on my side,” he muttered towards the lizard only to get another eyeroll.

The petty argument was quickly cut off as they took notice of Celeste’s floating. “Hold on a-“ he held up an arm to shield his eyes as she began to glow brighter.

As the light died down he glanced towards the once dragonair only to see- “wait you’re one of those pink cat things too?!”

[ask-fizzmew]

The human and Charmander share a look before shrugging. “Suuuure, what could possibly go wrong following a random powered up snake, eel thing into a shady alley.”

Despite the sarcastic words he followed Celeste without any worry, though Scorch kept a suspicious eye on her.

@kutsukispast

Celeste approaches the human as a dragonair.

Hello there you two. You seem to be having a good time. Heading anywhere in particular?

“Oh wait right. The translator,” just as quickly as he was startled the human calmed down. He stuck his hands in his pockets as he looked at Celeste, “wasn’t expecting one of you poke thingies to just strike up a conversation like that. You lot gave me the fight first, ask questions maybe type of vibe.”

“Anyways me and scorch here are just doing your usual trainer whachamacalit stuff.”

“The gym trial,” an electronic voice spoke from the humans pocket.

“Right right that,” he waved a dismissive hand. “Traveling the land collecting shit and all that. But looks like the gym in this place is closed so gotta go on to the next town. Oh and looking for a floating pink cat thing. Swears a lot. Hates people who don’t like energy drinks. Wears a blue shirt and stupid hat. See anything like that?”

[ask-fizzmew]

The human tilted his head at the dragonairs reaction, “The little menace is named Fizzie. Kind of a hard guy to forget. He’s usually either trying to get you to drink some product that doesn’t exist here ooor trying to kill you.”

“Regardless I need the fucker if I wanna get home. And I guess I should probably try to stop him from causing problems here too.”

@kutsukispast

Celeste approaches the human as a dragonair.

Hello there you two. You seem to be having a good time. Heading anywhere in particular?

“Oh wait right. The translator,” just as quickly as he was startled the human calmed down. He stuck his hands in his pockets as he looked at Celeste, “wasn’t expecting one of you poke thingies to just strike up a conversation like that. You lot gave me the fight first, ask questions maybe type of vibe.”

“Anyways me and scorch here are just doing your usual trainer whachamacalit stuff.”

“The gym trial,” an electronic voice spoke from the humans pocket.

“Right right that,” he waved a dismissive hand. “Traveling the land collecting shit and all that. But looks like the gym in this place is closed so gotta go on to the next town. Oh and looking for a floating pink cat thing. Swears a lot. Hates people who don’t like energy drinks. Wears a blue shirt and stupid hat. See anything like that?”

[ask-fizzmew]

@kutsukispast

Celeste approaches the human as a dragonair.

Hello there you two. You seem to be having a good time. Heading anywhere in particular?

“Oh wait right. The translator,” just as quickly as he was startled the human calmed down. He stuck his hands in his pockets as he looked at Celeste, “wasn’t expecting one of you poke thingies to just strike up a conversation like that. You lot gave me the fight first, ask questions maybe type of vibe.”

“Anyways me and scorch here are just doing your usual trainer whachamacalit stuff.”

“The gym trial,” an electronic voice spoke from the humans pocket.

“Right right that,” he waved a dismissive hand. “Traveling the land collecting shit and all that. But looks like the gym in this place is closed so gotta go on to the next town. Oh and looking for a floating pink cat thing. Swears a lot. Hates people who don’t like energy drinks. Wears a blue shirt and stupid hat. See anything like that?”

[ask-fizzmew]

Fizzie, you mentioned dying...twice? How did that happen? Or...work?

“The human destroys the ai’s body and core thus killing them~”

“But I’m an important ai hehe, so FizzCo has plenty of backups and copies of me!” Fizzie sticks his tongue out as he winks at you before his smile turns into a scowl.

“But it still fucking hurts! I’ve been blown up twice now by that same asshole! He destroyed my balloon and the tower!”

[ask-fizzmew]

Some may be wondering? Dear Fizzie why must a mascot swear so much?

Simple: he is full of rage.

[ask-fizzmew]

Hey fizzie if you can fly why don’t you just float up over the trees and see how close the nearest town is?

“Why don’t you shut the hell up!” Fizzie grumbles to himself before eyeballing the canopy above him. After a few minutes of navigating through the branches, breaking some that stood in his way and others simply because he could, the mew breached the layer of leaves.

Surveying the sea of green Fizzie could make out a few lights in the distance. Destination found he quickly began a flight towards civilization.

”Viridian City? You call this pitiful excuse of a medieval village a city?!” Fizzie huffed as he hovered above the short buildings. Whatever, even some backwater town should have some sort of FizzCo building. Or at least a map!

As the new surveyed the town in the a familiar flash of color caught his eye. Fizzie felt dread pool in his body as he turned to spot the same human who has been tormenting him walking down the street with a weird lizard on his neck.

(The human and charmander are open for asks)

[ask-fizzmew]

🐞 and ❗️

(exclamation point) - What was the scariest moment of your character’s life? Does it still affect them?

•The start of this blog lol. This idiot goes from a robotic body to a fully organic one in a very overwhelming moment. Many senses he’s used too have suddenly disappeared while even more he’s never even thought of have taken their places. And all while dealing with this the guy who has killed him twice now is holding him while he has no idea how to use this body or what’s going on. He is currently repressing this dilemma and ignoring it :)

  (ladybug) - What does a perfect day look like for your oc? What do they do? Who do they see?

•Living his silly little mascot life! Selling soda to happy fans and generating profit for his company (preferably with less apocalyptic effects)! He just wants to fulfill his purpose while his enemies go die in a ditch somewhere :)

[ask-fizzmew]

Munday: Describe this blog with three words (not including character names, locations, etc.)

Hmm I think I’m gonna go with the phrase

Learning human emotions.

;3

[ask-fizzmew]

🥊 🪓 ehehe

(boxing glove) - Has your character ever been in a fight? Did they win? Do they fight often? Are they professionally trained or self taught? Do they enjoy fighting or only do so when necessary?

•He has been in two major fights before ending up in the Pokemon world! And lost both to the same person. Got his body destroyed both times and he’s pretty unhappy about that. It’s very rare that he got into any fights before now as he was a marketing ai and most security was handled by other FizzCo tech. He does find fun in fighting and is not afraid to immediately go to lethal levels however he only starts a fight if he has (what’s to him) a solid reason. Aka defending FizzCo property, himself, or simply following directives. 

(axe) - Does your oc have survival skills? Have they ever had to use them? What would they do in an apocalypse? Could they survive?

•Honestly? Not really lol. His code is a terrible mess and he basically relies on FizzCo and his directives to know what to do. He’s a follower and without a boss he really has no idea what to do. His knowledge is how to sell product and kill things. He can defend himself well but after that he’s gonna starve or something lol. Or die in a fight since he has no idea how to pick his battles. As for what he’d do in the apocalypse? Right now do the same thing in the last one he helped cause! Support FizzCo (via murder) and sell soda! His survival would depend on how much power he has and who’s against him.

[ask-fizzmew]

⏩️!

Huh wonder what they’re running from?

[ask-fizzmew]

⏪️ for Fizzie?

Download the FizzCo Fizzie Shimji today! He definitely won’t go through your personal files!

[ask-fizzmew]

Goona go for 👠 and 🎸. :D

 (heels) - How does your oc dress? Are they stylish or casual? Do they keep up with trends or do their own thing? Do they prefer designer clothes or going to the thrift store? Do they have a signature item of clothing?

•He dresses in FizzCo brand clothing! Whatever the company wants him to wear he’ll put on without complaint! His favorite outfit though is his current one as it is the main one he is seen in for promotional material. As for his actual preferences not related to his existence as a mascot for a corrupt monopolistic company:

   ^He likes to be comfy. Big baggy shirts and silly hats. He genuinely doesn’t care about trends outside of potential profits for the company. He will complain if you give him cheap clothing buts it’s more on principle than an actual preference.

(electric guitar) - What’s your character’s music taste like? Do they have one or two artists they play on repeat or do they have a varied and eclectic collection of music? Do they like mainstream artists or prefer underground musicians? What genres do they enjoy?

•Please do not pass him the aux cord. This menace is listening to compilations of various commercial jingles and finding ways to make them about FizzCo. Or he’s listening to mainstream pop. I regret to inform you all that this rat is a swiftie 😔 He likes high energy songs and he will blast the same song on repeat for hours on end.

[ask-fizzmew]

I’m stuck at work and bored so we doing an early Monday! Here’s a prompt but feel free to ask anything else you feel like :3

Also feel free to do the ⏪️ for a past glimpse or ⏩️ for a future glimpse :3

Red Emoji OC Asks ❤️‍🩹

❤️ (heart) - Who is the most important person to your character? To what lengths would they go to protect this person?

💔 (broken heart) - Who has your character hurt most? Physically or emotionally? How did it feel? Do they regret it?

🌹 (rose) - What does your oc find attractive in other people? Are these traits found in their friends and/or romantic partners? Are they found in themselves?

🎈 (balloon) - What does your character do at parties? Are they a wallflower or a party animal? Do they go with friends or alone?

🍷 (wine) - Does your oc drink? What kind of alcohol do they enjoy? What are their drinking habits? What kind of drunk are they?

❗️(exclamation point) - What was the scariest moment of your character’s life? Does it still affect them?

🥩 (steak) - Does your oc have any coping mechanisms? Healthy or unhealthy?

🥀 (wilted flower) - How does your character deal with stressful situations? Is their fear response fight, flight, freeze or fawn?

🍓 (strawberry) - Does your oc believe in anything? Are they superstitious? Religious? Atheistic? Has anything in their past made them this way?

💋 (kiss) - Is your oc a good kisser? Have they kissed anyone before? Do they even enjoy kissing? What was their first kiss like in comparison to their most recent?

🍒 (cherries) - Does your character have a best friend? How long have they known each other? What do they like most about each other? How did they meet?

🚨 (siren) - What’s your character’s relationship with the law? Have they ever been arrested? What for? What are their opinions on law enforcement?

💄 (lipstick) - What does your oc think of their face? Do they have a positive or negative opinion? Do they wear makeup? Do they have a skincare routine? What traits do they like most about their face?

🍎 (apple) - Does your oc go to school or take classes? Did they go to college? What was/is their favorite subject? Did/do they get good grades? Did/do they enjoy school?

🐞 (ladybug) - What does a perfect day look like for your oc? What do they do? Who do they see?

☎️ (telephone) - Does your character know anyone’s phone number by heart? Do they prefer calling or texting? Who’s their favorite person to call/text? Do they have any typing quirks?

🥊 (boxing glove) - Has your character ever been in a fight? Did they win? Do they fight often? Are they professionally trained or self taught? Do they enjoy fighting or only do so when necessary?

🧣(scarf) - What comforts your oc? Is it an item? An action? A person? Whatever it is, how any why does it comfort them?

👠 (heels) - How does your oc dress? Are they stylish or casual? Do they keep up with trends or do their own thing? Do they prefer designer clothes or going to the thrift store? Do they have a signature item of clothing?

🍄 (mushroom) - Does your character like being in nature or do they prefer the indoors? Do they have any outdoor hobbies like camping or fishing? If they prefer the indoors, why?

🩸 (blood) - Is your oc squeamish? Are they disturbed by the sight of blood? Have they ever been in a situation where they had to overcome being squeamish?

✂️ (scissors) - Has your character ever cut their own hair? What about someone else’s? How did it turn out?

🎸 (electric guitar) - What’s your character’s music taste like? Do they have one or two artists they play on repeat or do they have a varied and eclectic collection of music? Do they like mainstream artists or prefer underground musicians? What genres do they enjoy?

🎒 (backpack) - What items does your oc usually carry? Do they have a bag or just keep everything in their pockets? Do they carry a lot or a little?

🪓 (axe) - Does your oc have survival skills? Have they ever had to use them? What would they do in an apocalypse? Could they survive?

[ask-fizzmew]

Inari: If laser eyes are a concern, Mew are capable of learning a plethora of attacks. There's an attack called Freezing Glare you might be able to learn! I could teach you.

“Show me how to do that glare thing! I’d like to at least have some sort of defense if that asshole human finds me again.”

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”That’s right you’d better fucking run you coward!” Fizzie psychically screamed at the spot Celeste once was. His fur was puffed and his tail lashed through the air. “I’m not scared of you, you mange ridden flea bag! Or whatever bullshit you’re trying to spew! I’ve met cheerleaders scarier than you!”

“Why can’t people just let me do my fucking job!” Fizzie whipped around, an auditory yowl coming from him as he drove one of his paws into the nearby tree. The bark cracked and cratered around his paw, threatening to topple the tree.

Slowly Fizzie pulled his paw free from the tree, his breath coming in pants as he glared at nothing. Why did this keep happening. He was just doing what he was made for. Why should he be killed over and over and over for doing his best!

Was he not doing a good enough job? If he was better than ever those assholes would be on his side right? He was failing at his one purpose…

Well they didn’t need to rub it in his face! Fizzie snarled to himself as he shook his head and darted forwards, continuing his search for a town.

@kutsukispast

Celeste squints at the odd mew circling around them for a bit.

I know what you are. Why are you so adamant about promoting this beverage anyway?

“I was made to sell Overcharge! Literally! It’s part of my programming! I also advertise other Fizzco products but Overcharge was put at the top of my priorities! And besides only assholes don’t drink Overcharge!”