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if you don’t support bi/pan lesbians please get off my page
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i dropped out like 5 months ago yall missing out

Meirl
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Highkey agree with the bio
anyone who says they don’t like megamind is a liar
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@ask-peter-b-parker
Tony: *turns over in bed at 4 am*
Peter, upside down, inches from his face: so I was- stop screaming it’s just me- I was thinking for the next mission I coul-
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@ask-peter-b-parker
Peter: Fight me!
Ned: You say ‘fight me’ with a whole lot of confidence for someone who has to hold back tears whenever somebody yells at them…
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@ask-peter-b-parker
Ned: Oh, my God.
*Spider-Man swinging around*
Ned: Oh, my God. He’s on X-Games mode.
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Glow tattoo tony because again, the discord chat are all enablers
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Peter: *on the phone* I’m gonna our you in speaker for a second while I clean up the blood real quick mr. Stark
Tony: What blood?
Peter: Oh, no, don’t worry about it, it’s mine.
Tony: whAT BLOOD?
Peter: sorry mr Stark I have to go get another roll of paper towels since it’s already used the whole first roll.
Tony: How much blood is there?
Peter: enough
Tony: Enough for you to still be alive in the morning or enough for a satanic ritual?
Tony: Peter?
Tony: peTER?
Tony: PETER
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Peter: *on the phone* I’m gonna our you in speaker for a second while I clean up the blood real quick mr. Stark
Tony: What blood?
Peter: Oh, no, don’t worry about it, it’s mine.
Tony: whAT BLOOD?
Peter: sorry mr Stark I have to go get another roll of paper towels since it’s already used the whole first roll.
Tony: How much blood is there?
Peter: enough
Tony: Enough for you to still be alive in the morning or enough for a satanic ritual?
Tony: Peter?
Tony: peTER?
Tony: PETER
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Peter: *on the phone* I’m gonna our you in speaker for a second while I clean up the blood real quick mr. Stark
Tony: What blood?
Peter: Oh, no, don’t worry about it, it’s mine.
Tony: whAT BLOOD?
Peter: sorry mr Stark I have to go get another roll of paper towels since it’s already used the whole first roll.
Tony: How much blood is there?
Peter: enough
Tony: Enough for you to still be alive in the morning or enough for a satanic ritual?
Tony: Peter?
Tony: peTER?
Tony: PETER
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Don’t have kids if you’re traumatized and it’s going to get in the way of raising a kid safely and healthily and not in a way that’s also gonna traumatize them in a different way. And don’t have kids if you think it’s going to “heal yourself through the purest form of love” children and their childhoods aren’t your guinea pigs to experiment with for your own healing
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this is a personal offense
Peter: *on the phone* I’m gonna our you in speaker for a second while I clean up the blood real quick mr. Stark
Tony: What blood?
Peter: Oh, no, don’t worry about it, it’s mine.
Tony: whAT BLOOD?
Peter: sorry mr Stark I have to go get another roll of paper towels since it’s already used the whole first roll.
Tony: How much blood is there?
Peter: enough
Tony: Enough for you to still be alive in the morning or enough for a satanic ritual?
Tony: Peter?
Tony: peTER?
Tony: PETER
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