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ask-homestuck-shenaniquins · 1 year ago

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[Text] does Signless's crank thingy do anything?

Y9u mean... My 6attery crank?

Uh. It charges 6atteries.

...

I d9n't kn9w what else y9u want me t9 say.

#homestuck #homestuck shenaniquins #the signless #It charges 6atteries. That's. What it was made f9r.#I w9uld have t9 seri9usly g9 9ut 9f my way t9 d9 anything else with it.

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ask-homestuck-shenaniquins · 1 year ago

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You guys have any grub pictures?

"sOmEhOw, YeAh."

JuSt FoUnD tHeSe In A rAnDoM bOx In StOrAgE. nO iDeA wHo ToOk ThEsE, hOw Or WhEn... BuT wE dO hAvE sOmE.

... CrAzY tO sEe WhAtS dIfFeReNt In Us.

#homestuck #homestuck shenaniquins #gamzee makara #tavros nitram #karkat vantas #sollux captor #equius zahhak #nepeta leijon #OtHeRs...#ThErEs A lOt #aLsO #jUsT bE aWaRe ThIs Is ThE oNlY iNsTaNcE wHeRe YoU wIlL sEe An UnPaInTeD cLoWn #lItTlE bAbY hAsNt FoUnD hIs SeCoNd FaCe YeT :o)#I dIdNt ThInK gRuBs WoUlD bE sO sOcIaL #wOnDeR iF tHeReS aNy ReAsOn FoR iT oThEr ThAn JuSt #WaNtInG fRiEnDs?#mAyBe ThE nEeD fOr SoCiAlIzAtIoN aNd CoNtAcT iS mOrE iMpOrTaNt To TrOlLs ThAn We ThOuGhT #...#I wOnDeR iF sIgNlEsS wOuLd LiKe To SeE tHeSe

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ask-homestuck-shenaniquins · 1 year ago

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Fine, can i smooch Highblood?

"1 DON'T TH1NK YOU ACTUALLY

WANT THAT-"

Hah. Yeah. Wouldn't reccomend do1ng that.

*He really gets carr1ed away 1f you're not careful.*

#homestuck #homestuck shenaniquins #grand highblood #highblood #summoner #the summoner #Fuck #Yeah #Don't do that #You are be1ng properly warned #...#tease.#1 don't feel l1ke clean1ng up a dead body today #FUCK YOU.#Yeah yeah later please just s1t the fuck back down #promise?#Out of the tags! Now!

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ask-homestuck-shenaniquins · 1 year ago

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ARE THOSE LITTLE ITTY BITTY WINGS?! YOU GROWING WINGS???

"i WOULDN'T CALL IT,,, "gROWING","

"mORE LIKE,"

"wILTING,"

tHEY'VE ALWAYS, kINDA BEEN THERE,

i FORGET ABOUT THEM A LOT,

bUT THEY FIT PERFECTLY IN THE HOLES OF THE SHIRTS I BORROW,

#homestuck #homestuck shenaniquins #tavros nitram #i DONT LIKE THINKING ABOUT THEM TOO MUCH #iT JUST #mAKES ME SAD #...#dId YoU kNoW tHeY sTiLl MaKe DuSt?#gamzee makara #tHEY DO?#yEaH #a LiTtLe BiT #iVe SeEn TiNy BiTs Of GlItTeR fAlL #sOMEHOW #tHAT ACTUALLY DOES MAKE ME FEEL A LITTLE BETTER #:o)

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ask-homestuck-shenaniquins · 1 year ago

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[Text] gamzee how do you feel about GHB in general?

Uh, HiGhBlOoD...

... SoMeHoW, i FeEl LiKe Im LoOkInG iNtO a MiRrOr, SoMe TiMe ReAlLy ReAlLy FaR iNtO tHe FuTuRe...

...

I rEaLlY hOpE i GrOw BeTtEr.

#homestuck #homestuck shenaniquins #gamzee makara #grand highblood #highblood #I sEe HiM.#i CaN sEe InTo HiM #HiS mInD #i SeE mYsElF #pAsT aLl ThAt TaNgLeD hAiR #pAsT tHe FaCePaInT #pAsT tHe AtTiTuDe AnD aNgEr AnD aGgReSsIoN #i SeE mYsElF.#I sEe KuRlOz #wHo HaD tO gRoW uP iN a WoRlD tHaT eXpEcTeD eVeRyThInG oF hIm #ThAt NeEdEd HiM tO bE a MoNsTeR #A lIfE tHaT wEnT oN fOr ToO lOnG wItHoUt AnY rEaL aTtAtChMeNt Or CaRe #A lIfE wItH nO wEaKnEsS.

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ask-homestuck-shenaniquins · 1 year ago

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[text] Equius, those gloves you are wearing look so cool, what can you do with them?

D-> Thank you.

D-> They help me with my projects.

#homestuck #homestuck shenaniquins #equius zahhak #gamzee makara #... ThAtS iT?#tHaTs aLl YoU gOnNa SaY?#...#YeAh OkAy.#mAn Of FeW wOrDs RiGhT hErE

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ask-homestuck-shenaniquins · 1 year ago

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[Text] Tav, has Gamzee tried to get you to do... clown stuff... with him I guess

yEAH?

cLOWNS ACTUALLY HAVE A LOT OF REALLY INTERESTING AND COMPLEX CULTURE, sO THERES A LOT OF LITTLE HABITS UNIQUE TO THEM, lIKE CLOWN PILES,

#homestuck #homestuck shenaniquins #gamzee makara #tavros nitram #i WAS LUCKY TO BE IN A CLOWN PILE ONE TIME #iT WAS REALLY COLD AT FIRST #bUT THEN IT FELT LIKE A FUCKING OVEN #hIGHBLOODS THINGS I GUESS

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ask-homestuck-shenaniquins · 1 year ago

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sO KARKAT JUST NOW LEARNED THAT GAMZEE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO RUB SOMEONE'S BACK

f IN THE CHAT,

#homestuck #homestuck shenaniquins #tavros nitram #karkat vantas #iF YOU WANT SOMEONE WHOS ACTUALLY GOOD AT IT #gO TO KURLOZ #oR #sURPRISINGLY CRONUS #bOTH ARE PRETTY GREAT

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ask-homestuck-shenaniquins · 1 year ago

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Karkat if you were pitch for Tavros what other things would you be doing with him?

*"sOOOO?~"*

"I AM NOT HUMORING THIS QUESTION."

ALSO ARE YOU PROPPED UP ON YOUR HORN

uH, yOU TRY LAYING ON YOUR SIDE, wITH FOOTLONG HORNS,

...VALID POINT I GUESS.

#homestuck #homestuck shenaniquins #tavros nitram #karkat vantas #wHY ARE WE EVEN ON THE FLOOR ANYWAY #MY BACK HURTS #LEAVE ME ALONE /:B

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ask-homestuck-shenaniquins · 1 year ago

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I...completely forgotten about sun....

"-> I have been working on it for awhile."

"-> Such specific parts and comple% personality matri%es was just bound to cause problems eventually. So much had been broken and corrupt, I'm lucky to have saved any of it. None of the parts are publically available. So I basically have to make this thing from scratch-"

"...."

"BrO, hOw FuCkInG lOnG hAvE yOu BeEn HeRe?"

"-> A while."

"I cAn TeLl."

... I rEaLlY tHiNk ItS aBoUt TiMe YoU tOoK a ShOwEr Or SoMeThInG dAmN

aNd ThAtS cOmInG fRoM mE

#homestuck #homestuck shenaniquins #gamzee makara #equius zahhak #So YoU kInDa JuSt #hAvE bEeN hErE?#-> For A while.#YoU sAiD tHaT #Is SuN gOnNa Be OkAy?#-> The robot?#-> It's completely broken #-> But I'm going to be working with it.#-> It will be better than it ever was.#...OkAy MaN

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ask-homestuck-shenaniquins · 1 year ago

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SOMEONE PLEASE FIX SUN!

"Oh- HeY, wHaTcHa DoIn, LoZ?"

"{ME AND TAVROS FOUND SOME MYSTERIOUS CARDS AMONGST HIS FIDUSPAWN THINGS, SO I'M INVESTIGATING THEM.}"

"YoU tHiNk ThEyRe SpEcIaL?"

"{I DO. I THINK THERE IS A SORT OF... IMPORTANCE TO THEM. I FOUND ONE NAMED AFTER A PERSON. A SIX LETTER NAME, TOO.}"

"WoAh."

"I wAs GoNnA gO cHeCk In On SuN, i KnOw ThE pOoR mOtHeRfUcKeR hAsN't BeEn DoInG sO gOoD."

"{GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.}"

"YeAh..."

"HeY, sUn..."

"SuN?"

#homestuck #homestuck shenaniquins #gamzee makara #kurloz makara #sundropfnaf #??????

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ask-homestuck-shenaniquins · 2 years ago

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...

WHY CAN'T I FUCKING REMEMBER, ACTUALLY?

I REMEMBER A ROOFTOP, BUT ANYWHERE ELSE IS JUST FUCKING ABSENT, OR AT BEST BLURRY.

I CAME FROM SOMEWHERE. I KNOW THAT.

AN APARTMENT I'M PRETTY SURE.

BUT FUCK, I COULD NOT TELL YOU WHERE IT WAS.

... HeY, uH. wHeNs ThE lAsT tImE aNyOnEs BeEn To ThE sToRe?

Or. AnYwHeRe OuTsIdE oF lIkE... tHe BaCkYaRd?

KaRkAt?

#homestuck #homestuck shenaniquins #karkat vantas #THATS #FUCKING SCARY #AND I DON'T WANT TO THINK ABOUT IT ANYMORE

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ask-homestuck-shenaniquins · 2 years ago

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[Text] Signless, do you still fell scared of GHB sometimes?

D9es he scare me s9metimes?

9f c9urse. Especially when it's very dark, and all I can see is the red reflecti9n 9f his eyes.

...

Suddenly, s9mething isn't quite lining up-

6ut, the p9int is- When y9u have s9me9ne wh9 is a69ut as wide as y9u are tall and f9rces y9u t9 strain y9ur neck just t9 may6e 6e a6le t9 meet him eye level?

It's very hard t9 get used t9.

Especially if he s9meh9w manages t9 sneak up 9n y9u-

I think he s9meh9w g9t that trait fr9m Kurl9z.

It's awful.

#homestuck #homestuck shenaniquins #the signless #the grand highblood #grand highblood #highblood #He can 6e sh9ckingly quiet if he wants t9 #9 times 9ut 9f 10 #He will st9mp ar9und the hive like he 9wns it #6ut every n9w and then #He will just #Appear #I think he finds it funny when I jump and scream like a little kid /:B

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ask-homestuck-shenaniquins · 2 years ago

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... HeY, uH. wHeNs ThE lAsT tImE aNyOnEs BeEn To ThE sToRe?

Or. AnYwHeRe OuTsIdE oF lIkE... tHe BaCkYaRd?

KaRkAt?

#homestuck #homestuck shenaniquins #gamzee makara #karkat vantas